Attack of the Dolls: Fushigi Yuugi Style: Part Two!
WARNING!!!! THE FOLLOWING HAS BEEN COLLABORATED BY DAYSHADOW, TDP-SAMA, AND UKELELE! DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU HAVE HEART PROBLEMS! DO NOT SUE US IF YOU DIE WHILE READING THIS. WE WARNED YOU AND TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY! @-@ (BTW, I stole the Doll idea from DayShadow. Shhhh! Don't tell her! Eep! She's reading this? NANI!?! She's helping write this? *gulp* ~TDP-sama)
THE DEMON PRINCESS
Ukelele
DayShadow
Understand? Okie!
DayShadow-sama takes her new Magical Writing Wand (TM) that came with her new author's license (It would have been a poetic license because it sounds better but she sucks at poetry. I'M the one that rocks at poetry! ~Once again, TDP-sama) and drops all of our *cough* beloved FY cast into one of her favorite places in the whole world. GREECE!
Actually... It's not quite that exotic
JAPAN!...?
Iie
CHINA!....?
No, thats where we came from,
Oh.... [Ukelele hands TDP-sama her script] OH, AH, GOT IT, THE SWIMMING POOL!!! WAITTA MINUTE.... WHO WROTE THIS?!?! [DayShadow stumbles in drunker than Tasuki and Koji would be after a really bad day. The sad part is, she's underage,] DAYSHADOW!!!
Ya said so yershelf, Dollsh are mine!!!!!!!!!! Plush, my Okaasama'sh de shwim club Treasurer, sho's I gid guests in free! FREE! FREESH, I TELLSH YA! FREESH! OKANE NE NE NE NE!!!! *FAINTS*
Oh, SHUT UP!!!!!! Cut the crap and get to the stupid story already!!!! Sheesh.
AIGHT, AIGHT. SOMEONE REVIVE DAYSHADOW, BAKA!
Mitsukake Doll: Well, there are only two healers here, and the other one's a fat baka, so I guess I'LL do it, being the talented, wonderful Doll that I am! *Revives DayShadow*
*CHANTS* HANGOVER! HANGOVER! HANGOVER! HANGOVER!
I don't have a hangover... Oh, yes I do. Ouch. I think I'm gonna go lie down for a minute. Nuriko! Nuriko Doll! *Nuriko Doll and its human counterpart appear* Take over for me and keep Ukelele-chan and TDP-chan-
SAMA!!! TDP-SAMA!!!!
Whatever. Keep up from screwing around with everybody's lives TOO much, will ya?
Nuriko: Hai!
Nuriko Doll: Yes, Dearest. Until we meet again!
Ahh! I want the real one, not the Doll!
Nuriko Doll: *sweatdrops* I was MOCKING you.
Um... I think I'll just go lie down now.
If you think you are going to skip and not help DayShadow, you got your priorities wrong. GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!
ERM, UKELELE? LAY OFF THE EXCLAMATION MARKS! WE'RE ON A BUDGET!
I DON'T CARE!!!! Sheesh. Let's just get the story going... Please?
AIGHT. SO.... TASUKI, YOU'RE MINE! TASUKI DOLL! AT MY COMMAND! CHICHIRI DOLL! AT MY COMMAND! AMIBOSHI AND SUBOSHI PLUSHIES, AT MY COMMAND! HOTOHORI DOLL! AT MY COMMAND!
Tasuki Doll: Hai! At your damn command, TDP-sama!
Hotohori Doll: Hai! My beautiful self shall allow itself to bend at your every whim, for now.
Chichiri Doll: Da!
Amiboshi Plushie: Hai, Demon-hime
Suboshi Doll: Whatever.
*Stumbles out of the clinic with a giant band-aid on her head* Okay! I'm back by popular demand! Nuriko Doll, Tama-neko Doll, Yui Doll, Soi Doll, ASSEMBLE!
Nuriko Doll: Here I am!
Tama-neko Doll: I'm a cat! I'm not supposed to talk!
WELL, *POOF*, NOW YOU CAN SO HAH!
Tama-neko Doll: I'm a talking cat!
Yui Doll: DS-chan says I'm the most adorable little girl Doll...
Nuriko Doll: But I'm the cutest Doll of All!
Yui Doll: All genders, you mean.
Soi Doll: Shaddup an' lemme introduce myself. I ain't a thing like my counterpart! DIE, ALL WHO OPPOSE DS-SAMA!
*rubs hands together impishly* Alrighty! Nyan-Nyan Dolls! At my d-
Nyan-Nyan Doll 1: Yay!
Nyan-Nyan Doll 2: Cool! Cool! We're in this fic!
Nyan-Nyan Doll 3: How is that cool?
Nyan-Nyan Doll 4: Lets fix Nuriko's perversion!
That's why I LIKE Nuriko, bakas! *punt*
Tama-neko Doll: Wait... You want to marry him BECAUSE he's gay?
I DON'T THINK IT WORKS THAT WAY, DAYSHADOW....
I never said I like him THAT way! I just want to keep him as an adorable pet. I HOPE he gets together with Hotohori!
Hotohori Doll: Just leave me out of this.
Nyan-Nyan Doll 1: Nuriko's gay, Nuriko's GAY!!!!! GAY, GAY, GAY!!!!!!!!!
Nyan-Nyan Doll 3: Do me a favor. STOP YELLING!! My ears hurt.
Am I doing alright? (I'm totally new to this.)
Nyan-Nyan Doll 2: I still wanna fix Taiitsukun's face!!!
WELL, EVERYONE... DO YOU THINK IT'S TIME TO BRING THE CAST IN? *RUBS HANDS TOGETHER IN ANTICIPATION*
Yes! Let's throw a pool party in honor of Tasuki!
YES, NOW.... *SHE WHIPS OUT HER MAGICAL TASUKI TORTURING PEN* "ONCE UPON A TIME THE SUZAKU AND SEIRYUU SEISHI SUDDENLY FOUND THEMSELVES IN AN ICE-COLD POOL WITH AN EXCEPTION OF TASUKI, WHO SUDDENLY FOUND HIMSELF STUCK ON TOP OF A VEEEEEERRRRRRY HIGH DIVING BOARD."
Tasuki Doll: Remember? I promised you all that I would fuckin' push him off a diving board this chapter!
Oh no you don't! I want to push him off the diving board!!!!
....
....
...Ukelele, we're not in the story, we're just writing... Erm... Typing it.
Whoops.
....AND, UKELELE, DID YOU FORGET THAT WE'RE ON A BUDGET FOR THE exclamation MARKS?!?
I DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Taiitsukun: Alright, you've used up all of your exclamation mark budget, no more for the rest of this story.
NANI? ? ? AHHHH YOU'RE RIGHT ..... I WAS TRYING TO USE AN exclamation MARK RIGHT THERE INCASE YOU'RE WONDERING. UKELELE I HOPE THE FONT CHANGE WILL MAKE UP FOR LOST exclamation MARKS.
Oh come on. This is really bad. I just can't keep talking like this. Eeck. I'm monotonous. Help me. Now. Ukekele.
I really don't care. I can use as many as I WANT!!!!!!!!!!!
AGHHHHH|||| YOU'VE GONE OVER THE BUDGET||||| NOOOOO||||| HMPH, I'M KICKING YOU OUT| TASUKI DOLL| TAMAHOME DOLL|
Tasuki Doll: Yes TDP-sama?
Tamahome Doll: What?
GO STEAL SOME exclamation MARKS FROM GATOR RI AND RYUEN'S BUDGET.
Tasuki Doll: Hell yeah! Steal junk!
Tamahome Doll: Alright!
YOU'RE BOTH BREAKING THE BUDGET!!!! ACK...
[Ryuen and Gator Ri suddenly find themselves over their exclamation mark budget. (Gomen nasai Ryuen! Gomen nasai Gator Ri! ~TDP-sama)]
Well, since, even with the stolen goods, we only have a limited amount of exclamation marks, there's only one more thing we can fit in.
NANI?
Tasuki walks the plank, and we all get drunk on chlorine. That's our spending limit.
ALRIGHT!!!
*Tasuki Doll brings out his tessen.*
Tasuki Doll: Everyone ready? *He smirkes his fanged smirk, everyone nods*
Tasuki: Onegai! Don't! This thing is too fuckin' high! I can't swim! That water is deep as hell!
Tasuki Doll: H2O! *Tasuki Doll climbs up the diving board and blasts Tasuki with water. It pushes him off the board.*
Tasuki: AIYEEE!!!!!!!!!*kersplash*
WELL, WE'RE OUT OF TIME AND EXCLAMATION MARKS--
Whoah, wait a second, what's DayShadow doing over there?
SHE'S GUZZLING POOL WATER, AND NOW....
*totally drunk* (to Yui) Nuriko! I loooove yoooouuuuu! Maaaarrrrrry meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Yui: Please, go away before I call the lifeguard to come strangle you.
Where'd you get those exclamation marks?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU TOTALY BLIND TO THE CHARICTERS AND THE BUDGET?
I gotsh my emergenshy suppliesh! Yahoo!
Mistsukake Doll: Is she...
Tasuki Doll: Mental?
Chichiri Doll: Is she...
Chiriko Doll: Nuts?
Chichiri: Na no da?
Miaka Doll: No, DayShadow is just acting like normal DayShadow.
Nyan-Nyan Doll #4: I want to fix DayShadow's insanity! *gets punted by TDP-chan (DAYSHADOW, FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S SAMA. DO NOT MAKE ME HURT YOU.~TDP-SAMA) for nearly breaking the budget*
Don't worry, she's so cute, she can have my last one.
Hey, whaddya know, I found a couple quarters at the bottom of the kiddie pool. We can still have one more exclamation mark.
I NEED TO GET SOME PUNCH, EXCUSE ME. *SHE EXITS, IN A HURRY.*
But... What do we use the last mark for? *everyone thinks*
Hotohori Doll: I'm so beautiful! *Is ripped apart at the hands of DayShadow and Ukelele*
That was our last exclamation mark, un-handsome Doll baka.
I'M BAAAACK! NO DA! NA NO DA! DAAAAA! NAAAAA! NO DAAAAAA! NAAAA NOOOO DAAAAA! *APPEARENTLY, TDP-SAMA SUFFERS FROM SEVERE CAFFEINE INTAKE.*
Chichiri Doll: She's reeeaaaaly going over the budget, isn't she, no da?
Kill?
Kill.
WE HAVE TO CUT THIS CHAPTER SHORT FOR GRAPHIC VIOLENCE NOT SUITED FOR CHILDREN UNDER THE AGE OF TWELVE.
OH, BTW, TDP-SAMA WANTS EVERYONE TO VISIT THE INSANE DAYSHADOW. SHE WRITES WEIRD JUNK AND WHATNOT, SO, VISIT DAYSHADOW!