Health Education: Gundam Wing Style
Chapter 1: No need for old "friends"
"Ugh, they got to you guys too?" moaned a very grumpy Duo Maxwell. It was 3 months after the
Second Eve War that the courts had come for them. Apparently, all citizens under the age of 19
were required to attend school
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Heero was the first to get caught. The social workers came after him with all they had, tranquelizers, tear gas, rubber bullets, and the Pillsbury doughboy. When all except the latter had no effect, they threatened to call in Relena if he didnt give up. He agreed, naturally. Then they put him in a straight jacket and loaded him with enough thorazane to render a wooly mammoth uncounscious. They were about to put him in an ambulance, then decided not to for safety reasons. They eventually put him in the back of a FedEx truck where he threatened to kill everybody, especially " the Pillsbury Baka". By the time they got to the dorm, Heero had said the words "Omae o koruso" exactly 2,894 times.
Next was Wufei. They had told him that they were taking him to an all boys school. Nuff said
Authors note: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Quatre without trouble. In fact he seemed quite happy.
When Trowa was asked to come he said " . . . . . " . They took that as a yes.
Duo proved to be the the most struggle. He had heard of Heero's capture and made a run for it.
He tried to dress up as a woman and hide out at JC Pennys. {Wufei's comments:Weakling!! } but that only made him more . . . conspicious. When word of this got to Hilide, she sweatdropped.
"All men's school my buttocks! This is an injustice!!"
"Mission: Survive. Mission: Accepted "
"You guys! We shouldn't be fighting. Look on the bright side! At least we only have to go to
a couple of classes!" said the always nice-guy Quatre.
"Really? Which ones?! I have to know what kind of goofy comments to make!" said Duo
"A typical response from the braided baka" said the stoic Heero.
" health, science, and reading" said Trowa, for the first time in this fic.
" HE SPEAKS!" Duo yelled.
*** later, when they entered the school auditorium*****
"Man, what the poop is takin so long?!" said Duo
"Shut up or I will kill you" said Heero
"Guys! This isn't right! We shouldn't be fighting!" said Quatre
" There is no justice"
" . . . . . . "
"Why are we in here anyways! I'm hungry, when's lunch?!"
"Duo, you baka, its only 9:15 and we had breakfast 30 minutes ago"
"Not to mention you ate MY lunch on the bus! Injustice!"
" We're in her because we are being introduced to the teachers! I do hope everyting's alright, they've been taking quite a while"
"I can hear arguments! Must be some weakling onnas causing injustice!"
"Jeez Woofers, can you say a single sentance without using the words justice?!"
"Can it you Braided Baka! AND my name is CHANG WUFEI ! LEARN IT !!!"said Wufei.
"Finally." said Heero.
Finally, the teachers step out behind the curtains, two of them looking VERY pissed off and potentially homicidal. To say the least. A very evil looking woman who just happened to look VERY much like Colonel Une picked up the microphone.
"Ahem. My fellow comrades. You will follow my strict order from this day forth until the day you graduate! Before I introduce my subordin- I mean your teachers, are there any question?
Duo raised his hand "Yo, are you That Colonel Schiz- I mean Une!"
"One more outburst from you and it will be detention!"Duo lowered his hand, sniggering.
"Are there any more questions?" Several hands shot up. "none? Good, then lets see the adjuncts, I mean teachers. " The grumbling teachers stepped up into the light.
"OH MY GOD! DONT TELL US THEY ARE OUR TEACHERS!!!! " said Duo
Their teachers turned out to be Zechs, Noin, a cardboard cut-out of Treize, and Dorothy.
"And here are your teachers! In the science department are Leuit-um- Zechs or whateverhisnameisnow- and Noin."
Wufei raised his hand. "Why the hell do we have to have two weakling teachers instead of one?"
"For" Une glared at the Gboys "security reasons".
Wufei muttered "injustice!" under his breath.
"And we have Dorothy and Treize teaching reading. The health teachers are to be announced by lunch. The Gboys and the two former OZ leuitenants were too frozen with shock to hear anything else.
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Chapter 1: No need for old "friends"
"Ugh, they got to you guys too?" moaned a very grumpy Duo Maxwell. It was 3 months after the
Second Eve War that the courts had come for them. Apparently, all citizens under the age of 19
were required to attend school
**************************************
Heero was the first to get caught. The social workers came after him with all they had, tranquelizers, tear gas, rubber bullets, and the Pillsbury doughboy. When all except the latter had no effect, they threatened to call in Relena if he didnt give up. He agreed, naturally. Then they put him in a straight jacket and loaded him with enough thorazane to render a wooly mammoth uncounscious. They were about to put him in an ambulance, then decided not to for safety reasons. They eventually put him in the back of a FedEx truck where he threatened to kill everybody, especially " the Pillsbury Baka". By the time they got to the dorm, Heero had said the words "Omae o koruso" exactly 2,894 times.
Next was Wufei. They had told him that they were taking him to an all boys school. Nuff said
Authors note: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
Quatre without trouble. In fact he seemed quite happy.
When Trowa was asked to come he said " . . . . . " . They took that as a yes.
Duo proved to be the the most struggle. He had heard of Heero's capture and made a run for it.
He tried to dress up as a woman and hide out at JC Pennys. {Wufei's comments:Weakling!! } but that only made him more . . . conspicious. When word of this got to Hilide, she sweatdropped.
"All men's school my buttocks! This is an injustice!!"
"Mission: Survive. Mission: Accepted "
"You guys! We shouldn't be fighting. Look on the bright side! At least we only have to go to
a couple of classes!" said the always nice-guy Quatre.
"Really? Which ones?! I have to know what kind of goofy comments to make!" said Duo
"A typical response from the braided baka" said the stoic Heero.
" health, science, and reading" said Trowa, for the first time in this fic.
" HE SPEAKS!" Duo yelled.
*** later, when they entered the school auditorium*****
"Man, what the poop is takin so long?!" said Duo
"Shut up or I will kill you" said Heero
"Guys! This isn't right! We shouldn't be fighting!" said Quatre
" There is no justice"
" . . . . . . "
"Why are we in here anyways! I'm hungry, when's lunch?!"
"Duo, you baka, its only 9:15 and we had breakfast 30 minutes ago"
"Not to mention you ate MY lunch on the bus! Injustice!"
" We're in her because we are being introduced to the teachers! I do hope everyting's alright, they've been taking quite a while"
"I can hear arguments! Must be some weakling onnas causing injustice!"
"Jeez Woofers, can you say a single sentance without using the words justice?!"
"Can it you Braided Baka! AND my name is CHANG WUFEI ! LEARN IT !!!"said Wufei.
"Finally." said Heero.
Finally, the teachers step out behind the curtains, two of them looking VERY pissed off and potentially homicidal. To say the least. A very evil looking woman who just happened to look VERY much like Colonel Une picked up the microphone.
"Ahem. My fellow comrades. You will follow my strict order from this day forth until the day you graduate! Before I introduce my subordin- I mean your teachers, are there any question?
Duo raised his hand "Yo, are you That Colonel Schiz- I mean Une!"
"One more outburst from you and it will be detention!"Duo lowered his hand, sniggering.
"Are there any more questions?" Several hands shot up. "none? Good, then lets see the adjuncts, I mean teachers. " The grumbling teachers stepped up into the light.
"OH MY GOD! DONT TELL US THEY ARE OUR TEACHERS!!!! " said Duo
Their teachers turned out to be Zechs, Noin, a cardboard cut-out of Treize, and Dorothy.
"And here are your teachers! In the science department are Leuit-um- Zechs or whateverhisnameisnow- and Noin."
Wufei raised his hand. "Why the hell do we have to have two weakling teachers instead of one?"
"For" Une glared at the Gboys "security reasons".
Wufei muttered "injustice!" under his breath.
"And we have Dorothy and Treize teaching reading. The health teachers are to be announced by lunch. The Gboys and the two former OZ leuitenants were too frozen with shock to hear anything else.
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