The Relationship Part 3
"HAHAHAAHAHAHA!!! LAGUNA'S A FUCKING SKITZ!!!" Dekar burst out in laughter when Laguna told everyone about the Esper's voice in his head.
"You shouldn't laugh at people with psychological problems, Dee," Lauren told Dekar off. Then she started to laugh herself. Yuffie frowned at the two.
"I believe you, Laggie-chan," Yuffie comforted. Laguna smiled at her. The couple put their arms around each other and kissed for a while. Lauren looked away with a tear in her eye. Dekar saw Lauren do this and put an arm around her shoulder.
"What's the problem, Lauren?" Dekar asked politely. Lauren looked at him and blushed a bit.
"Why are you putting your arm around me?" Lauren asked before answering.
"Because I want to be your friend," Dekar explained. "Now, what's the problem?"
"I'll... Never fall in love like I did with Laguna," Lauren whimpered. Dekar frowned. He was about to tell Lauren that he would go out with her if it made things better when Laguna and Yuffie called for the two.
"Hurry up, guys! We have a world to save!" Laguna announced proudly and walked out.
"You're lucky you have him, Yuffie," Lauren commented.
"Thanks, Lauren," Yuffie smiled.
Laguna polished his piece of Magicite whenever he could.
"I wonder what Esper it is," Laguna mused.
"I hope it's Shiva," Dekar exclaimed, forgetting that he was supposed to love his sword, not women. Laguna laughed and made whistling noises. Yuffie nudged him with her elbow.
"Sorry, but I gotta agree with Dee, Shiva is HOT!" Laguna laughed. Yuffie sighed and huggled Laguna. Lauren decided to stay quiet for a while.
"HEY, LOOK! A HOT-DOG STAND!!!" Dekar pointed out. The two boys ran towards the food vendor, hungrily pushing each other out of the way to get to the food first. Lauren and Yuffie looked at each other and giggled. What the two girls saw next completely pissed them off. A female clown approached Laguna and tapped him on the shoulder.
"She looks," Yuffie started.
"Just like Laguna's age and type," Lauren finished. The girls stared at the clown and back at each other.
"WE GOTTA STOP HER!!!" they yelled simutaneously. They ran towards the clown and seized her.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH LAGUNA?!" Yuffie screamed.
"Whoa, Yuffie! Calm down! I have to talk to this girl privately for a sec, 'kay?" Laguna pushed Lauren and Yuffie away from the clown.
"Thanks," the clown said with shyness.
"That voice," Yuffie started.
"Sounds totally familiar!!!" Lauren finished off. The two girls walked over to Dekar, who was muching away on his food.
~Laguna's story~
"What do you want, um... What's your name?" Laguna asked.
"The name is Iguana," the clown replied, grinning.
"Look, you seem completely familiar to me, mister... um..."
"Laguna. Just call me Laguna," Laguna shrugged.
"Would you happen to know a Laguna Kisaragi?" Iguana asked.
"Yeah, that's me," Laguna pointed to himself. Iguana went wide-eyed.
"MY BROTHER!!!" Iguana squealed.
"BROTHER?! THE HELL IS GOIN' ON?!" Laguna shouted. The two other girls came to Laguna's aid.
"Is she a problem, Laggie-chan?" Yuffie asked.
"Don't... Touch her..." Laguna stuttered out.
"Huh?" Dekar looked up from his food. He saw a girl the same height as Laguna standing next to the man himself. She wore a puffed-up, feminine clown out fit. Her hair was a bit like Laguna's, curving down the right of her face, except her's was a bright red colour. One half of her face was purple, while the other was white with red streaks through it. Dekar wiped the hot-dog crumbs off his face and walked over to Iguana.
"Hey, how's it going, babe?" Dekar flirted. Laguna glared at him.
"That's my sister you're talkin' to, Dee," Laguna warned. Dekar gulped.
"Who's this, bro?" Iguana asked. Laguna decided to introduce all his friends.
"The girl with the short, brown hair is Yuffie, the one with the long blond hair is Lauren, and the guy with the spiky blue hair is Dekar, Dee for short. Yuffie is a member of Team Rocket, Lauren is a demon-caller and Dee is a knight," Laguna introduced. Everyone waved and greeted Iguana. Lauren looked away.
"Laguna. Yuffie. Dee. Iguana... I have to leave for now... I have some things to think about. I'll be back later when I feel like it, 'kay, guys?" and with that Lauren jumped up into the air and disappeared. Laurens pendant fell off just before she completely disappeared and landed right next to Dekar. The knight picked it up and put it in his pocket to give to Lauren whenever she came back.
"But I thought you died along with the rest of the family, Iguana," Laguna admitted. "I had given up all hope of seeing you, mother or father ever again,"
"Hahaha! You think a simple slit at the neck is gonna kill me? I'm Iguana Kisaragi, the worlds greatest puppet-mistress!!!" Iguana bragged. Everyone laughed.
"So you used a dummy and manipulated it, huh?" Dekar was impressed. Iguana nodded.
"You guys mind if I tag along?" Laguna's sister asked. Yuffie and Dekar both looked at Laguna.
"What?" Laguna had a very anime style sweat-drop on his face.
"You're the leader from now on, Laggie-chan, so you decide EVERYTHING," Yuffie grinned.
"Aw, man! I'm not a good leader!!!" Laguna argued. He grabbed Dekar.
"A pro knight is what you need, not some bartender that wants to work for an organisation to steal Pokémon," Laguna went on. The three nodded.
"But aren't you the chosen one?" Dekar asked, winning the arguement. Three of them laughed. One of them went pale.
"OH MY GOD!!! I HAVE TO TELL ARIA!!!" Yuffie screamed, then ran towards the Team Rocket HQ. The others ran after her. Laguna caught up to her.
"Tell Aria about what?" Laguna puffed, tired from so much running.
"That I have to resign for a while to help you," Yuffie answered. Laguna nodded.
"Wise choice,"
~At the Team Rocket HQ later~
~Yuffie's story~
"Hey, Aria," Yuffie greeted her boss. Aria smiled.
"What do you want, Yuffie?" the lady asked, her beautiful red hair gently swaying as she talked.
"Whoa... Beautiful lady," Dekar was practically drooling all over the ground. Everyone giggled. At that moment, Iguana ran into the room, frantically shaking around.
"EEEEEEEEK!!! GET THE CATERPIES OFF ME!!!" Iguana screamed. Laguna's eyes went wide at the large amount of the Caterpies crawling into Aria's office.
"OH MY GOD!!! GET THOSE THINGS OUTTA HERE!!!" Laguna jumped up on Aria's desk. A Caterpie jumped up onto Laguna's arm, giving him a Caterpie-ish type of grin. Then a man in a white lab-coat ran into the room.
"BOSS!!! CHAOS IN THE INSECT LABS!!! A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD BOY IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN THERE!!! AND HE'S ALSO LETTING THE BUGS FREE!!!" the man informed loudly. Everyone gasped. Laguna and Iguana were still fighting off the caterpillar type Pokémon.
"A thirteen year old? Sound like Cousin! Let's go, people!" Yuffie pointed towards the door. Everyone ran out, equipping their weapons. Laguna showed off his Machine Gunblade, a cross between a machine gun and a Gunblade. He grinned.
"Nice weapon, Laggie-chan!" Yuffie complimented.
"Thanks, Yuffie!" Laguna grinned. The party ran into the lab, and went wide-eyed at the chaos breaking out in there. And in the middle of it all was, not surprisingly, Cousin. A Scyther and a Pinsir stood on either side of Cousin, ready to protect him from any danger.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, COUSIN?!" Yuffie screeched above all the noise.
"HAHAHAHA!!! These bugs will help me bring the world to an end!!!" Cousin screamed manically.
"YOU STUPID BITCH!!!" Laguna screamed as he dodged an attack from a Beedrill.
"I GOT IT! WE NEED FIRE POWER! BUGS ARE WEAK AGAINST FIRE!" Dekar pointed out.
"You bloody genius, Dee!" Laguna said as he drew his Machine Gunblade. Yuffie took out her Chainwhip while Iguana prepared some fire magic. Dekar took out his sword and Aria grinned as she loaded a clip into her pistol.
"Esutans uveli ira vehementi," Laguna chanted. Everyone looked at him.
"A little Spanish," Laguna said without taking his eyes off his weapon.
"Whoa!" Dekar mouthed as fired started to spiral around the blade of Laguna's weapon.
"Short translation: burning with fire inside," Laguna translated. He grinned as he fired 13 quick balls of fire at Cousin. The young teenager laughed.
"YOU THINK FIRE CAN STOP MEH?!" Cousin laughed like a maniac. "YOU HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING IF YOU DO! NOVA PUNCH!" Cousin screamed as he slammed his fist into the air, sending waves of energy at Laguna. Dekar jumped and knocked Laguna to the ground, getting hit by the waves himself.
"DEKAR!!!" Iguana cried. "YOU STUPID IDIOT!"
"... Dee," Laguna muttered, looking at Dekar's dying body.
"I ju...st want you g...uys to know... that you've all be...en true friends to me..." Dekar choked out before dying.
"DEKAAAAAAAAR!!!" Iguana cried. She knelt by Dekar's side and cried. Laguna, Yuffie and Aria looked at her.
"Why do you care about Dekar? I mean, you hardly know the guy," Yuffie asked.
"I... loved him... I had a crush on him..." Iguana answered, partly blushing.
"I know how you feel, Iguana. My husband died like that. He was killed by a swarm of wild Tauros," Aria started to cry herself.
"AHEM! Cut the crap! Let's get on with out fight!" Cousin interrupted. Laguna prepared a ZenRokekin, his own version of the Renzokuken while Iguana cast Luminaire on Cousin. Green beams of lasers shot out of Iguana's body as she jump into the air and suspended there by an invisible force. A clear, green dome of energy appeared as the attack continued. The dome grew bigger and bigger and wiped Cousin out.
"OU-CH!!!" Cousin whimpered. He jumped back and threw a bunch of daggers at Laguna.
"LAGUNA! NO!" Yuffie screamed. A scyther jumped up and was about to use Cut on Laguna when the daggers sliced into it's back.
"We'll never kill Cousin at this rate, he's twice as strong," Aria mused. Then an angel floated down from nowhere. It wore a beautiful blue dress which fitted in all the right places. It was of the feminine gender. Her brown black hair was tied behind her.
"Rini?" Laguna went pale. The angel nodded at him.
"WHAT IN FUCKING HELL IS THAT?!" Cousin screamed.
"I am Laguna's guardian angel," Rini's angelic voice spoke.
"Guardi-wha?!" Laguna stuttered. Yuffie shook her head. Laguna shrugged as everyone sighed.
Rini floated over to Cousin and shot out a golden beam of light from her hand, her hair flapping wildly behind her. The beam hit Cousin, piercing a hole through his chest. The vampire went pale (as if he wasn't already) and exploded into little pixel-like fragments, a lot like a Digimon would.
"I guess that's the end of him," Iguana muttered.
"A little Holy Beam always does the trick," Rini grinned and gave Laguna the peace sign. "Well, let's get on with Dekar's ressurection,"
~End of part 3~
"HAHAHAAHAHAHA!!! LAGUNA'S A FUCKING SKITZ!!!" Dekar burst out in laughter when Laguna told everyone about the Esper's voice in his head.
"You shouldn't laugh at people with psychological problems, Dee," Lauren told Dekar off. Then she started to laugh herself. Yuffie frowned at the two.
"I believe you, Laggie-chan," Yuffie comforted. Laguna smiled at her. The couple put their arms around each other and kissed for a while. Lauren looked away with a tear in her eye. Dekar saw Lauren do this and put an arm around her shoulder.
"What's the problem, Lauren?" Dekar asked politely. Lauren looked at him and blushed a bit.
"Why are you putting your arm around me?" Lauren asked before answering.
"Because I want to be your friend," Dekar explained. "Now, what's the problem?"
"I'll... Never fall in love like I did with Laguna," Lauren whimpered. Dekar frowned. He was about to tell Lauren that he would go out with her if it made things better when Laguna and Yuffie called for the two.
"Hurry up, guys! We have a world to save!" Laguna announced proudly and walked out.
"You're lucky you have him, Yuffie," Lauren commented.
"Thanks, Lauren," Yuffie smiled.
Laguna polished his piece of Magicite whenever he could.
"I wonder what Esper it is," Laguna mused.
"I hope it's Shiva," Dekar exclaimed, forgetting that he was supposed to love his sword, not women. Laguna laughed and made whistling noises. Yuffie nudged him with her elbow.
"Sorry, but I gotta agree with Dee, Shiva is HOT!" Laguna laughed. Yuffie sighed and huggled Laguna. Lauren decided to stay quiet for a while.
"HEY, LOOK! A HOT-DOG STAND!!!" Dekar pointed out. The two boys ran towards the food vendor, hungrily pushing each other out of the way to get to the food first. Lauren and Yuffie looked at each other and giggled. What the two girls saw next completely pissed them off. A female clown approached Laguna and tapped him on the shoulder.
"She looks," Yuffie started.
"Just like Laguna's age and type," Lauren finished. The girls stared at the clown and back at each other.
"WE GOTTA STOP HER!!!" they yelled simutaneously. They ran towards the clown and seized her.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH LAGUNA?!" Yuffie screamed.
"Whoa, Yuffie! Calm down! I have to talk to this girl privately for a sec, 'kay?" Laguna pushed Lauren and Yuffie away from the clown.
"Thanks," the clown said with shyness.
"That voice," Yuffie started.
"Sounds totally familiar!!!" Lauren finished off. The two girls walked over to Dekar, who was muching away on his food.
~Laguna's story~
"What do you want, um... What's your name?" Laguna asked.
"The name is Iguana," the clown replied, grinning.
"Look, you seem completely familiar to me, mister... um..."
"Laguna. Just call me Laguna," Laguna shrugged.
"Would you happen to know a Laguna Kisaragi?" Iguana asked.
"Yeah, that's me," Laguna pointed to himself. Iguana went wide-eyed.
"MY BROTHER!!!" Iguana squealed.
"BROTHER?! THE HELL IS GOIN' ON?!" Laguna shouted. The two other girls came to Laguna's aid.
"Is she a problem, Laggie-chan?" Yuffie asked.
"Don't... Touch her..." Laguna stuttered out.
"Huh?" Dekar looked up from his food. He saw a girl the same height as Laguna standing next to the man himself. She wore a puffed-up, feminine clown out fit. Her hair was a bit like Laguna's, curving down the right of her face, except her's was a bright red colour. One half of her face was purple, while the other was white with red streaks through it. Dekar wiped the hot-dog crumbs off his face and walked over to Iguana.
"Hey, how's it going, babe?" Dekar flirted. Laguna glared at him.
"That's my sister you're talkin' to, Dee," Laguna warned. Dekar gulped.
"Who's this, bro?" Iguana asked. Laguna decided to introduce all his friends.
"The girl with the short, brown hair is Yuffie, the one with the long blond hair is Lauren, and the guy with the spiky blue hair is Dekar, Dee for short. Yuffie is a member of Team Rocket, Lauren is a demon-caller and Dee is a knight," Laguna introduced. Everyone waved and greeted Iguana. Lauren looked away.
"Laguna. Yuffie. Dee. Iguana... I have to leave for now... I have some things to think about. I'll be back later when I feel like it, 'kay, guys?" and with that Lauren jumped up into the air and disappeared. Laurens pendant fell off just before she completely disappeared and landed right next to Dekar. The knight picked it up and put it in his pocket to give to Lauren whenever she came back.
"But I thought you died along with the rest of the family, Iguana," Laguna admitted. "I had given up all hope of seeing you, mother or father ever again,"
"Hahaha! You think a simple slit at the neck is gonna kill me? I'm Iguana Kisaragi, the worlds greatest puppet-mistress!!!" Iguana bragged. Everyone laughed.
"So you used a dummy and manipulated it, huh?" Dekar was impressed. Iguana nodded.
"You guys mind if I tag along?" Laguna's sister asked. Yuffie and Dekar both looked at Laguna.
"What?" Laguna had a very anime style sweat-drop on his face.
"You're the leader from now on, Laggie-chan, so you decide EVERYTHING," Yuffie grinned.
"Aw, man! I'm not a good leader!!!" Laguna argued. He grabbed Dekar.
"A pro knight is what you need, not some bartender that wants to work for an organisation to steal Pokémon," Laguna went on. The three nodded.
"But aren't you the chosen one?" Dekar asked, winning the arguement. Three of them laughed. One of them went pale.
"OH MY GOD!!! I HAVE TO TELL ARIA!!!" Yuffie screamed, then ran towards the Team Rocket HQ. The others ran after her. Laguna caught up to her.
"Tell Aria about what?" Laguna puffed, tired from so much running.
"That I have to resign for a while to help you," Yuffie answered. Laguna nodded.
"Wise choice,"
~At the Team Rocket HQ later~
~Yuffie's story~
"Hey, Aria," Yuffie greeted her boss. Aria smiled.
"What do you want, Yuffie?" the lady asked, her beautiful red hair gently swaying as she talked.
"Whoa... Beautiful lady," Dekar was practically drooling all over the ground. Everyone giggled. At that moment, Iguana ran into the room, frantically shaking around.
"EEEEEEEEK!!! GET THE CATERPIES OFF ME!!!" Iguana screamed. Laguna's eyes went wide at the large amount of the Caterpies crawling into Aria's office.
"OH MY GOD!!! GET THOSE THINGS OUTTA HERE!!!" Laguna jumped up on Aria's desk. A Caterpie jumped up onto Laguna's arm, giving him a Caterpie-ish type of grin. Then a man in a white lab-coat ran into the room.
"BOSS!!! CHAOS IN THE INSECT LABS!!! A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD BOY IS DESTROYING EVERYTHING IN THERE!!! AND HE'S ALSO LETTING THE BUGS FREE!!!" the man informed loudly. Everyone gasped. Laguna and Iguana were still fighting off the caterpillar type Pokémon.
"A thirteen year old? Sound like Cousin! Let's go, people!" Yuffie pointed towards the door. Everyone ran out, equipping their weapons. Laguna showed off his Machine Gunblade, a cross between a machine gun and a Gunblade. He grinned.
"Nice weapon, Laggie-chan!" Yuffie complimented.
"Thanks, Yuffie!" Laguna grinned. The party ran into the lab, and went wide-eyed at the chaos breaking out in there. And in the middle of it all was, not surprisingly, Cousin. A Scyther and a Pinsir stood on either side of Cousin, ready to protect him from any danger.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING, COUSIN?!" Yuffie screeched above all the noise.
"HAHAHAHA!!! These bugs will help me bring the world to an end!!!" Cousin screamed manically.
"YOU STUPID BITCH!!!" Laguna screamed as he dodged an attack from a Beedrill.
"I GOT IT! WE NEED FIRE POWER! BUGS ARE WEAK AGAINST FIRE!" Dekar pointed out.
"You bloody genius, Dee!" Laguna said as he drew his Machine Gunblade. Yuffie took out her Chainwhip while Iguana prepared some fire magic. Dekar took out his sword and Aria grinned as she loaded a clip into her pistol.
"Esutans uveli ira vehementi," Laguna chanted. Everyone looked at him.
"A little Spanish," Laguna said without taking his eyes off his weapon.
"Whoa!" Dekar mouthed as fired started to spiral around the blade of Laguna's weapon.
"Short translation: burning with fire inside," Laguna translated. He grinned as he fired 13 quick balls of fire at Cousin. The young teenager laughed.
"YOU THINK FIRE CAN STOP MEH?!" Cousin laughed like a maniac. "YOU HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING IF YOU DO! NOVA PUNCH!" Cousin screamed as he slammed his fist into the air, sending waves of energy at Laguna. Dekar jumped and knocked Laguna to the ground, getting hit by the waves himself.
"DEKAR!!!" Iguana cried. "YOU STUPID IDIOT!"
"... Dee," Laguna muttered, looking at Dekar's dying body.
"I ju...st want you g...uys to know... that you've all be...en true friends to me..." Dekar choked out before dying.
"DEKAAAAAAAAR!!!" Iguana cried. She knelt by Dekar's side and cried. Laguna, Yuffie and Aria looked at her.
"Why do you care about Dekar? I mean, you hardly know the guy," Yuffie asked.
"I... loved him... I had a crush on him..." Iguana answered, partly blushing.
"I know how you feel, Iguana. My husband died like that. He was killed by a swarm of wild Tauros," Aria started to cry herself.
"AHEM! Cut the crap! Let's get on with out fight!" Cousin interrupted. Laguna prepared a ZenRokekin, his own version of the Renzokuken while Iguana cast Luminaire on Cousin. Green beams of lasers shot out of Iguana's body as she jump into the air and suspended there by an invisible force. A clear, green dome of energy appeared as the attack continued. The dome grew bigger and bigger and wiped Cousin out.
"OU-CH!!!" Cousin whimpered. He jumped back and threw a bunch of daggers at Laguna.
"LAGUNA! NO!" Yuffie screamed. A scyther jumped up and was about to use Cut on Laguna when the daggers sliced into it's back.
"We'll never kill Cousin at this rate, he's twice as strong," Aria mused. Then an angel floated down from nowhere. It wore a beautiful blue dress which fitted in all the right places. It was of the feminine gender. Her brown black hair was tied behind her.
"Rini?" Laguna went pale. The angel nodded at him.
"WHAT IN FUCKING HELL IS THAT?!" Cousin screamed.
"I am Laguna's guardian angel," Rini's angelic voice spoke.
"Guardi-wha?!" Laguna stuttered. Yuffie shook her head. Laguna shrugged as everyone sighed.
Rini floated over to Cousin and shot out a golden beam of light from her hand, her hair flapping wildly behind her. The beam hit Cousin, piercing a hole through his chest. The vampire went pale (as if he wasn't already) and exploded into little pixel-like fragments, a lot like a Digimon would.
"I guess that's the end of him," Iguana muttered.
"A little Holy Beam always does the trick," Rini grinned and gave Laguna the peace sign. "Well, let's get on with Dekar's ressurection,"
~End of part 3~