The Relationship Part 6
~On the way to Yuffie's grave~
Laguna (or Ragna) charged up his Premium Bass Buster and aimed it at a tree. He fired it and watched as it turned the tree into ash.
"Try rapid fire," Dean suggested. Laguna rapidly shot 3 normal Buster pellets at another tree in one go.
"Whoa! That's better than what I can do!" Bass stared. "And this guy is only a novice!!!"
Sakura's mobile phone rang.
"Moshi moshi? Hello? Who is this? SPEAK NOW!!!" Sakura greeted. The party could hear soft breathing noises at the other end.
"I need to talk to Laguna..." the voice spoke. Laguna jumped up.
"THAT VOICE!!! IT SEEMS SO FAMILIAR!!!" Laguna exclaimed. Sakura handed the phone to Laguna. Laguna took off his mask and held the phone to his ear.
"Yo, this is the Lag-man speaking. How may I help you?" Laguna spoke in.
"It's me, Laguna... It's Yuffie,"
"Quit playing practical jokes, Dekar," Laguna recognized a bit of Dekar in the voice. Somehow he knew it was Dekar. Although it sounded a lot like Yuffie, he knew it wasn't her.
"WHOA!!! HOW'D YOU KNOW IT WAS ME, DUDE?!" Dekar gasped.
"I dunno. See ya," Laguna hung up and handed the phone back to Sakura and put his mask back on.
"It's them! They are the ones who killed Sir Katana!" a voice accused. The party looked in the direction of it, and saw Jack, the older brother of the Jackal Duo.
"Then what are we waiting for? Jackal fusion!" Al powered up his fusion powers.
"Jackal fusion!" Jack did the same thing. They turned into masses of light and molded into each other. The light disappeared and a tall jackal dog stood up on it's hind legs. It was clothed in Ancient Egyptian armour. It's eyes were of a snake's.
"JACKAL!!!" the monster hissed.
"Oh, God!" Iguana screamed.
"Don't tell me we have to battle that thing," exclaimed Sakura.
"I have a feeling we do," Laguna muttered. He took out a glowing red ball the size of a marble. He laughed silently.
"Blazing Ultima!" Laguna summoned. He front-flipped forwards and landed face to face with Jack-Al.
"Wha?!" the creature was confused.
"Wait a sec! That thing can't be Materia, can it?" Dean asked.
"Laguna got it from a friend during his training," Bass explained.
"I AIN'T STAYIN' AROUND LONGER TO GET KILLED!!!" Sakura screamed then ran off. Laguna screamed.
"AYE-YAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Laguna thrust forward a ball of green fire at Jack-Al, watching it splatter on it's chest, then expand and expand and blow up when it was big enough.
"Rag... na?" it muttered before dying. Jack-Al dropped a metal bar, a lot like the handle of a weapon. Laguna picked it up.
"What's this?" he asked Dean.
"Hey! That's the Ragna Whip!" Dean exclaimed. "It's your strongest weapon! But you have to collect the chain links for it to be stronger. Right now it wouldn't do any damage, since it doesn't have any links. Oh, and once you get 100 links, which is fairly difficult, then you have the strength and knowledge to turn into Neo Ragna,"
"Neo Ragna... Sounds cool!" said Laguna, putting his whip handle away. "Time for Yuffie's ressurection,"
~At HillCliff Cemetary~
~Laguna's story~
Dean took out the Phoenix Down and placed it on Yuffie's coffin, which was dug up by the party. The feather glowed brightly and the coffin started to shake.
"Hey! HEY!!! GET ME OUTTA THIS THING!!!" a voice screamed from inside the coffin, which was slowly opening itself. Yuffie jumped out in one perfect piece, bar the fact that her hair was a mess. She looked more beautiful than ever. Even her clothes had changed and were replaced by elegant princess clothes.
"Yuffie..." Laguna started to cry. He ran over to Yuffie and wrapped his arms around her tightly.
"Okay! I'd like to know who this android is!" Yuffie demanded.
"I'm Ragna, formerly known as..." Laguna took off his mask and let his hair fall down the side of his face. "Laguna Kisaragi,"
"Laggie-chan!" Yuffie gave Laguna a big glomp. "You don't wanna know what it's like to die... Oh, and I guess you figured out it was me who kissed you on that night,"
"What night?" Bass asked, confusedly.
"The night before I started to train properly," Laguna answered.
"Ah, that's a night I won't forget!" Iguana giggled. She snuggled up close to Bass.
"Ha! You guys got together? That's cool to hear!" Yuffie exclaimed. Iguana smiled sweetly and nodded.
"Bass and I have an announcement to make," said Iguana.
"Yep! We're gettin' married!" Bass announced, doing the peace sign with his fingers.
"And when's the big celebration?" Laguna asked.
"Tomorrow," Bass and Iguana both said at the same time. "And you're ALL invited!"
"Yeah, thanks! But I gotta go, and FAST!" Dean raced off back to the Team Rocket Headquarters. "See yas!"
Yuffie and Laguna embraced in a long French kiss while Bass and Iguana cuddled each other.
"Boy, I haven't kissed you in 5 years, Yuff!" Laguna stated.
"You got that right, Laggie-chan!" Yuffie agreed.
"Yuffie... I always want to be with you. That's why I want to get married. And soon," Laguna confessed.
"I feel the same way, Laggie-chan," Yuffie agreed.
"Yo, Lag! Yuff! We have to go and prepare for our wedding. See yas later!" Bass said, walking off while holding Iguana.
Yuffie walked over to the cliff's edge and picked up her only Pokéball. She threw it over the edge, along with her piece of Magicite. Laguna walked over and did the same thing with his Magicite.
"Why'd you do that for?" Yuffie complained.
"I don't need a crystal that I have no use for," Laguna explained. "The only crystal I want is you, a diamond of beauty and elegance,"
Yuffie blushed. At that second, Dekar came running up to them. He jumped over their heads and fell down the cliff.
"DEE!!!" Laguna called while sliding down the wall with his large boots. "YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!"
Dekar was already dying when Laguna reached the bottom.
"Why, Dekar? Why?" Laguna asked sadly.
"I have no reason to live... I have never felt a woman's loving touch ... I have never been kissed... Never been loved by anyone..." and with that Dekar passed away.
"DEKAR!!!" Lauren was standing at the top of the cliff with Yuffie. Laguna climbed up the cliff and put his mask back on at the top.
"Dekar..." Lauren sobbed. "I loved him... But I was too afraid to tell him... And now it's too late..."
"No it isn't!" Laguna said. He walked behind Lauren and pushed her off the cliff. He started to laugh.
"Laggie-chan!!! Why did you do that?" Yuffie cried.
"You'll see, my love, you'll see," Laguna replied. When Lauren and Dekar were completely dead, Laguna and Yuffie could see angels appear above their dead bodies. Angels that looked like Dekar and Lauren. The angels wrapped their arms around each other and floated upwards.
"Wow..." Yuffie said with awe leaning her head against Laguna.
"I told you it was a good idea," Laguna boasted, grinning.
"Hahaha! You two are going to end up like that soon!" A voice bullied.
"The fuck?!" Laguna cursed. A manic laughter broke out. A cloaked figure jumped down and landed in front of the two. It uncloaked itself and it was clear that the person was Cousin.
"Nice to see you again, Yuffie!" Cousin greeted. "Looks like your friends are dropping like flies!"
"Shut up, you twerp!!!" Yuffie screamed.
"ACK!!! MY HEAD!!! IT HURTS!!!" Laguna cried, clutching his head. Cousin raised an eyebrow and watched with interest.
"How... intense!" he commented.
"What's the matter, Laguna?" Yuffie asked, ignoring Cousin's statement.
"My... head hurts... it feels like I'm about to burst open any second..." Laguna groaned. His mask changed from pearly white to a faded purple in colour. His dark purple armour turned neon and large neon green wings that were made out of metal appeared out of his back.
"What's happening to you, Laggie-chan?" Yuffie asked, very concerned.
"Yeah! What the Hell is going on?" Cousin demanded.
"Neo... Ragna..." Laguna choked out. With that he glowed white and back to his new colour.
"Neo wha?" Cousin was very confused. Laguna started to laugh to himself.
"Hm hm hm hmmm! Neo Ragna! My ultimate form!" he screamed.
"Wow! You're so kawaii!!!" Yuffie squealed, then gave Laguna a huggle.
"Not now, Cutie, I'm gonna kick Cousin's ass!" Laguna softly pushed Yuffie away.
"Impressive, Laguna!" Cousin smirked. "BUT NOT AS GOOD AS THIS!"
Cousin glowed white and turned into a giant droid, a bit like Machinedramon. Hell, a LOT like Machinedramon!"
"NOVA!!!" it growled. It slammed a giant metal claw on top on Laguna. Laguna swung his arm and blocked the attack.
"Go, Laguna! You can do it!" Yuffie cheered.
"Angel Swarm!" a voice commanded. A giant crowd of Angels flew towards Nova and barged into him, bravely sacrificing themselves to destroy Cousin. Katana and Rini's angels could be seen attacking to. After about 2 minutes of endless bombing, Nova started to stagger around a bit.
"Thank you, Rini..." Laguna said under his breath.
"OCTO-PAINT!" another voice called. Steven jumped down and slashed Nova with 8 different brushes. Each paint-brush struck with an elemental attack of it's own type. Steven had used up all his energy using that attack that he passed away.
"I'll have to call Zero," Laguna frowned. Yuffie smiled slightly and cuddled up against him. Laguna took out his flute and called Zero.
"ZERO'S HERE! ZERO'S HERE!!!" Zero cried frantically running into the scene. He spotted the giant Nova and screamed.
"OH MY GOD!!!" he turned pale. "WHAT IS THAT?!"
"Nova's the name!" Nova answered. He reached out and grabbed Zero and Laguna. Nova made sure they couldn't move.
"Hahaha!" he laughed. Sharp pain raced through his leg. He gasped as he saw many shurikens stuck in his thigh.
"Take that, Scum-sucker!" Yuffie smiled evilly. Nova dropped Laguna and Zero, turned back into Cousin and ran off.
"You are dismissed, Zero," Laguna said.
"See yas!" Zero sped off.
"Cousin never stops, does he?" Laguna asked.
"Come one, Laggie-chan! Let's go back home," Yuffie said, putting an arm around Laguna's shoulder.
~End of part 6~
~On the way to Yuffie's grave~
Laguna (or Ragna) charged up his Premium Bass Buster and aimed it at a tree. He fired it and watched as it turned the tree into ash.
"Try rapid fire," Dean suggested. Laguna rapidly shot 3 normal Buster pellets at another tree in one go.
"Whoa! That's better than what I can do!" Bass stared. "And this guy is only a novice!!!"
Sakura's mobile phone rang.
"Moshi moshi? Hello? Who is this? SPEAK NOW!!!" Sakura greeted. The party could hear soft breathing noises at the other end.
"I need to talk to Laguna..." the voice spoke. Laguna jumped up.
"THAT VOICE!!! IT SEEMS SO FAMILIAR!!!" Laguna exclaimed. Sakura handed the phone to Laguna. Laguna took off his mask and held the phone to his ear.
"Yo, this is the Lag-man speaking. How may I help you?" Laguna spoke in.
"It's me, Laguna... It's Yuffie,"
"Quit playing practical jokes, Dekar," Laguna recognized a bit of Dekar in the voice. Somehow he knew it was Dekar. Although it sounded a lot like Yuffie, he knew it wasn't her.
"WHOA!!! HOW'D YOU KNOW IT WAS ME, DUDE?!" Dekar gasped.
"I dunno. See ya," Laguna hung up and handed the phone back to Sakura and put his mask back on.
"It's them! They are the ones who killed Sir Katana!" a voice accused. The party looked in the direction of it, and saw Jack, the older brother of the Jackal Duo.
"Then what are we waiting for? Jackal fusion!" Al powered up his fusion powers.
"Jackal fusion!" Jack did the same thing. They turned into masses of light and molded into each other. The light disappeared and a tall jackal dog stood up on it's hind legs. It was clothed in Ancient Egyptian armour. It's eyes were of a snake's.
"JACKAL!!!" the monster hissed.
"Oh, God!" Iguana screamed.
"Don't tell me we have to battle that thing," exclaimed Sakura.
"I have a feeling we do," Laguna muttered. He took out a glowing red ball the size of a marble. He laughed silently.
"Blazing Ultima!" Laguna summoned. He front-flipped forwards and landed face to face with Jack-Al.
"Wha?!" the creature was confused.
"Wait a sec! That thing can't be Materia, can it?" Dean asked.
"Laguna got it from a friend during his training," Bass explained.
"I AIN'T STAYIN' AROUND LONGER TO GET KILLED!!!" Sakura screamed then ran off. Laguna screamed.
"AYE-YAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Laguna thrust forward a ball of green fire at Jack-Al, watching it splatter on it's chest, then expand and expand and blow up when it was big enough.
"Rag... na?" it muttered before dying. Jack-Al dropped a metal bar, a lot like the handle of a weapon. Laguna picked it up.
"What's this?" he asked Dean.
"Hey! That's the Ragna Whip!" Dean exclaimed. "It's your strongest weapon! But you have to collect the chain links for it to be stronger. Right now it wouldn't do any damage, since it doesn't have any links. Oh, and once you get 100 links, which is fairly difficult, then you have the strength and knowledge to turn into Neo Ragna,"
"Neo Ragna... Sounds cool!" said Laguna, putting his whip handle away. "Time for Yuffie's ressurection,"
~At HillCliff Cemetary~
~Laguna's story~
Dean took out the Phoenix Down and placed it on Yuffie's coffin, which was dug up by the party. The feather glowed brightly and the coffin started to shake.
"Hey! HEY!!! GET ME OUTTA THIS THING!!!" a voice screamed from inside the coffin, which was slowly opening itself. Yuffie jumped out in one perfect piece, bar the fact that her hair was a mess. She looked more beautiful than ever. Even her clothes had changed and were replaced by elegant princess clothes.
"Yuffie..." Laguna started to cry. He ran over to Yuffie and wrapped his arms around her tightly.
"Okay! I'd like to know who this android is!" Yuffie demanded.
"I'm Ragna, formerly known as..." Laguna took off his mask and let his hair fall down the side of his face. "Laguna Kisaragi,"
"Laggie-chan!" Yuffie gave Laguna a big glomp. "You don't wanna know what it's like to die... Oh, and I guess you figured out it was me who kissed you on that night,"
"What night?" Bass asked, confusedly.
"The night before I started to train properly," Laguna answered.
"Ah, that's a night I won't forget!" Iguana giggled. She snuggled up close to Bass.
"Ha! You guys got together? That's cool to hear!" Yuffie exclaimed. Iguana smiled sweetly and nodded.
"Bass and I have an announcement to make," said Iguana.
"Yep! We're gettin' married!" Bass announced, doing the peace sign with his fingers.
"And when's the big celebration?" Laguna asked.
"Tomorrow," Bass and Iguana both said at the same time. "And you're ALL invited!"
"Yeah, thanks! But I gotta go, and FAST!" Dean raced off back to the Team Rocket Headquarters. "See yas!"
Yuffie and Laguna embraced in a long French kiss while Bass and Iguana cuddled each other.
"Boy, I haven't kissed you in 5 years, Yuff!" Laguna stated.
"You got that right, Laggie-chan!" Yuffie agreed.
"Yuffie... I always want to be with you. That's why I want to get married. And soon," Laguna confessed.
"I feel the same way, Laggie-chan," Yuffie agreed.
"Yo, Lag! Yuff! We have to go and prepare for our wedding. See yas later!" Bass said, walking off while holding Iguana.
Yuffie walked over to the cliff's edge and picked up her only Pokéball. She threw it over the edge, along with her piece of Magicite. Laguna walked over and did the same thing with his Magicite.
"Why'd you do that for?" Yuffie complained.
"I don't need a crystal that I have no use for," Laguna explained. "The only crystal I want is you, a diamond of beauty and elegance,"
Yuffie blushed. At that second, Dekar came running up to them. He jumped over their heads and fell down the cliff.
"DEE!!!" Laguna called while sliding down the wall with his large boots. "YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!"
Dekar was already dying when Laguna reached the bottom.
"Why, Dekar? Why?" Laguna asked sadly.
"I have no reason to live... I have never felt a woman's loving touch ... I have never been kissed... Never been loved by anyone..." and with that Dekar passed away.
"DEKAR!!!" Lauren was standing at the top of the cliff with Yuffie. Laguna climbed up the cliff and put his mask back on at the top.
"Dekar..." Lauren sobbed. "I loved him... But I was too afraid to tell him... And now it's too late..."
"No it isn't!" Laguna said. He walked behind Lauren and pushed her off the cliff. He started to laugh.
"Laggie-chan!!! Why did you do that?" Yuffie cried.
"You'll see, my love, you'll see," Laguna replied. When Lauren and Dekar were completely dead, Laguna and Yuffie could see angels appear above their dead bodies. Angels that looked like Dekar and Lauren. The angels wrapped their arms around each other and floated upwards.
"Wow..." Yuffie said with awe leaning her head against Laguna.
"I told you it was a good idea," Laguna boasted, grinning.
"Hahaha! You two are going to end up like that soon!" A voice bullied.
"The fuck?!" Laguna cursed. A manic laughter broke out. A cloaked figure jumped down and landed in front of the two. It uncloaked itself and it was clear that the person was Cousin.
"Nice to see you again, Yuffie!" Cousin greeted. "Looks like your friends are dropping like flies!"
"Shut up, you twerp!!!" Yuffie screamed.
"ACK!!! MY HEAD!!! IT HURTS!!!" Laguna cried, clutching his head. Cousin raised an eyebrow and watched with interest.
"How... intense!" he commented.
"What's the matter, Laguna?" Yuffie asked, ignoring Cousin's statement.
"My... head hurts... it feels like I'm about to burst open any second..." Laguna groaned. His mask changed from pearly white to a faded purple in colour. His dark purple armour turned neon and large neon green wings that were made out of metal appeared out of his back.
"What's happening to you, Laggie-chan?" Yuffie asked, very concerned.
"Yeah! What the Hell is going on?" Cousin demanded.
"Neo... Ragna..." Laguna choked out. With that he glowed white and back to his new colour.
"Neo wha?" Cousin was very confused. Laguna started to laugh to himself.
"Hm hm hm hmmm! Neo Ragna! My ultimate form!" he screamed.
"Wow! You're so kawaii!!!" Yuffie squealed, then gave Laguna a huggle.
"Not now, Cutie, I'm gonna kick Cousin's ass!" Laguna softly pushed Yuffie away.
"Impressive, Laguna!" Cousin smirked. "BUT NOT AS GOOD AS THIS!"
Cousin glowed white and turned into a giant droid, a bit like Machinedramon. Hell, a LOT like Machinedramon!"
"NOVA!!!" it growled. It slammed a giant metal claw on top on Laguna. Laguna swung his arm and blocked the attack.
"Go, Laguna! You can do it!" Yuffie cheered.
"Angel Swarm!" a voice commanded. A giant crowd of Angels flew towards Nova and barged into him, bravely sacrificing themselves to destroy Cousin. Katana and Rini's angels could be seen attacking to. After about 2 minutes of endless bombing, Nova started to stagger around a bit.
"Thank you, Rini..." Laguna said under his breath.
"OCTO-PAINT!" another voice called. Steven jumped down and slashed Nova with 8 different brushes. Each paint-brush struck with an elemental attack of it's own type. Steven had used up all his energy using that attack that he passed away.
"I'll have to call Zero," Laguna frowned. Yuffie smiled slightly and cuddled up against him. Laguna took out his flute and called Zero.
"ZERO'S HERE! ZERO'S HERE!!!" Zero cried frantically running into the scene. He spotted the giant Nova and screamed.
"OH MY GOD!!!" he turned pale. "WHAT IS THAT?!"
"Nova's the name!" Nova answered. He reached out and grabbed Zero and Laguna. Nova made sure they couldn't move.
"Hahaha!" he laughed. Sharp pain raced through his leg. He gasped as he saw many shurikens stuck in his thigh.
"Take that, Scum-sucker!" Yuffie smiled evilly. Nova dropped Laguna and Zero, turned back into Cousin and ran off.
"You are dismissed, Zero," Laguna said.
"See yas!" Zero sped off.
"Cousin never stops, does he?" Laguna asked.
"Come one, Laggie-chan! Let's go back home," Yuffie said, putting an arm around Laguna's shoulder.
~End of part 6~