The Relationship: The Grand Finale
~Two weeks after the confrontation with Nova~
Yuffie and Laguna had just gotten married and were hacing a big party at Laguna's bar.
"A toast to my best friend, Laguna!" Bass announced. Everyone raised their glasses up and drank. Then the door was broken down.
"How was the celebration?" a voice sneered evilly. Everyone turned to face Cousin. They became silent and stopped what they were doing.
"I have something to do right now, so make the most of the last hour of your lives!" Cousin cackled and walked off. When he was out of sight, everyone started to party again.
"PAAAAAART-TAY!!!" Sakura shouted.
"WHOOO HOOO!!!" Iguana was the DJ. "It's your most favourite freestylin' DJ, Iggy!"
Everyone cheered.
"Who really gives a damn about Cousin? Let's just PARTY!!!" Iguana put on Laguna's most favourite song, Man With the Machine Gun.
"Watch this, Yuffie!" Laguna boasted. Yuffie looked at him with curiosity. He walked out to the middle of the dance floor where there was a big amount of space and started to break dance to his favourite song.
"Ha! I can do better than that!" Bass rivalled. He walked out and started to break dance better than Laguna. Everyone cheered.
"Fuck," Laguna fumed. He break danced faster than he could ever do. Bass sped up. They both hit each other and got knocked out temporarily.
"Haha! Your husband is really hyper, sis!" Sakura pointed out.
"Yeah. I guess that's why I like him..." Yuffie replied dreamily.
"What I want to know is how he could've turned into Neo Ragna without the boost of power he needed," Dean pondered.
"Maybe he's stronger than we think," Sakura suggested.
"Maybe..." Dean muttered.
"Come on, Dean! It's a party! You shouldn't be thinking about work now!" Aria pushed Dean over to the dance floor and danced with him.
"Here's a little song that I like! It's called 'Melodies of Life'," Iguana spoke through the microphone.
"A voice from the part, joining yours and mine.
Adding up the layers of harmony.
And so it goes on and on,
Melodies of life,
To the sky beyond flying birds, forever and beyond," went the harmonious lyrics.
Everyone in the ballroom and gotten together with a partner except for Sakura. The pairs danced slowly around the room, holding their partner closely.
"I wish I had a partner..." Sakura whined to herself. "Cousin... if he weren't evil, I'd be head over heels about him... he is kinda cute..."
"And now for a song that describes me well! I present... FREESTYLER!" Iguana screamed.
"Oh, cool!" Sakura cheered up. "Now THIS is something I can dance to!"
For the rest of the party, Sakura was the best dancer.
~After the party~
"Ooooooohhhh... I might have had too much punch..." moaned Zero.
"I *hic* agree..." Bass hiccupped.
"Well I'm just dandy!" Sakura exclaimed.
"Me too!" Iguana grinned. Laguna and Yuffie were sprawled on the ground, tired from all the dancing. Aria and Dean were arguing over weird things because they were drunk.
"NO! TEam RocKET Doesn'T HAVE THe fuNDS TO proVIde a CAfeteRIa in thE HOSpitAL," Aria babbled.
"AwwWwWwwW..." Dean whined.
CRASH!!! Cousin ripped the door down in his huge Nova form.
"HAHAHA!!! NOW THAT YOU'RE ALL WEAKENED BY THE PARTY, I CAN WHOOP YOUR ASSES!" Nova bellowed.
"Now that's just mean!" Sakura complained. Nova looked away. Sakura perked an eyebrow.
"Are you blushing?" Sakura teased.
"N-no! I was just in the sun a lot today!" Nova lied.
"Whatever," Sakura sighed. Iguana giggled.
"Whaaaat...?" Laguna moaned as he got up. "ACK! NOVA! HOW'D HE GET HERE?!"
Laguna reached for his Machine Gunblade. He couldn't find it. He aimed his Bass Buster at Nova.
"Hahaha!!! What are you doing?!" Nova laughed.
"Huh?" Laguna looked at his arms, noticing he was still wearing his tux from the wedding.
"Oh, crap..." Laguna swore. He got kicked by Nova and got winded.
"Leave my bro-in-law alone!" Sakura screamed. Nova turned around and walked away.
"Wow, that was cool, Sakura!" Iguana commented. Sakura thought for a second.
"Yeah, it was, huh?" Sakura laughed. She might have been acting happy, but underneath she felt alone again. She longed for someone to love.
~The next morning~
After everyone had left, Sakura asked Laguna for a private talk.
"Laguna... I know you'll hate me after I tell you this, but I think I have a crush on Cousin..." Sakura admitted.
"YOU WHAT?!" Laguna screamed.
"It's true..." Sakura sighed. Laguna started to laugh.
"Who would have a crush on THAT freak?!" Laguna was rolling on the ground and clutching his sides from laughing so much.
"And I thought you'd kill me," Sakura grinned nervously.
"Look, Sakura, Cousin isn't a guy that a girl should date. He's an outcast, a freak!" Laguna said.
"But I love him..." Sakura let some tears fall to the ground.
"Do whatever you want, Saki-chan," Laguna gave in. "Nobody can stop you,"
Sakura leant over and kissed Laguna on the cheek.
"You're like a therapist, Laguna!" Sakura exclaimed cheerfully. Laguna smiled and ruffled Sakura's hair.
CRASH!!! Everyone looked at where the giant sound of glass smashing came from. Bass stood there, looking fairly pissed off, while a window had been broken. Zero climbed back into the bar through the broken window.
"YOU PUNCHED ZERO?!" Yuffie screamed.
"He called me a bad tempered chicken wuss first," Bass said calmly.
"BASS!!!" Yuffie cried.
"You little bitch!" Zero muttered.
"You can't stop me this time!" a voice roared.
"Ah, crap! Cousin's back!" Laguna muttered.
"So, what's new?" Iguana said rudely.
"Shut up!" Nova snapped.
"Let's go, Dean!" Aria crept out the back door silently, dragging her husband behind her.
"Sorry Sakura..." Laguna muttered. Sakura looked down and shed a few tears.
"I shall now crush you all!!!" Nova laughed.
"I'll just have to fight in this form! I don't have time to revert to Neo Ragna," Laguna exclaimed. He jumped forwards and used a Machine Lionheart on Nova, slicing both of it's arms off.
"Ha! You think this is the last of me?" Nova bellowed. He glowed white and converted into a bigger version of himself.
"Meet Nova Psyk!" it laughed evilly. It basically tore down half of Laguna's bar with one step.
"Oh my God!" Iguana gasped. Yuffie and Sakura ran around it a frantic panic. Laguna just stood there, calm. He picked up his Ragna Whip from his belt. He shook the handle of the whip slightly in the air and noticed that the others were surprised a bit as a long chain of plasma appeared out of nowhere.
"B-but how?" Nova Psyk choked out. Laguna smiled a tiny bit.
"Stand back, Sakura, Iguana, Yuffie, Bass, Zero. This is a battle between Cousin and myself," Laguna spat out with anger.
"You still pissed that I killed off our parents?" Nova Psyk smirked.
"RAGNA SLICE!" Laguna screamed as he dashed forwards and swirled around in a spiral with his whip held out. The plasma chain sliced off most of Nova Psyk's arms. Still having many limbs left, he grabbed Laguna with 4 arms and started to punch with the others.
"Ragna... Drain..." Laguna moaned out. The whip raised itself up in the air, poised like a snake, and lunged forwards, spearing through Nova Psyk. It drained energy from the giant robot and fed it to Laguna. Laguna jumped down.
"Hahahaha! Even this isn't my ultimate form!" Nova Psyk laughed out loud. He disappeared into a black hole that appeared out of nowhere. The black hole closed and there was silence for a few seconds.
"Sakura! Iguana! Get out of here!!! Yuffie, Bass Zero! I'll need help!" Laguna ordered. Everyone nodded and obeyed. After a while the black hole reappeared. This time it was a light bluish colour and had streaks of red going through it. Eyes opened. Hands magically appeared.
"You are really going to pay now, fools!" a voice spoke. It was like a telepathic message.
"What are you?" Bass asked.
"I am THE GOD of the universe! I am... Supa Nova Psyk!" it said psychicly.
The being was very large in size. It filled up most of the bar, passing through any interfering walls. It's hands were humongous, and it's eyes were suspended in mid-air.
"I guess this is it!" Yuffie muttered softly.
"It's now or never!" Zero added.
"Let's do this!" Laguna grinned.
Immediately the large hands reached out and picked up two people in each hand.
"OH CRAP!!!" Zero cursed.
"We are SO fucked now," Bass whimpered calmly.
"Please! Stop this now!" a voice sobbed. Supa Nova Psyk turned to be face-to-face with Sakura. She had been crying hard, and Iguana was standing behind her, trying her hardest to be comforting. Supa Nova Psyk put the four party members down and sighed. He reverted back to Cousin.
"I'm sorry for all the trouble I have caused... I had to live up to my duties as the God of Darkness... I only really wanted somebody to love..." he cried. Sakura walked over to him and kissed him on the lips softly. Cousin looked up and pulled away.
"What are you doing?" he asked, wide-eyed.
"I'm only telling the truth, and the truth is that... I love you," Sakura answered, smiling.
"I love you too, Sakura," Cousin said with a grin.
"I think we better leave them alone for a while," Laguna suggested.
"I agree," Bass gave Cousin a friendly thumbs up when nobody was looking. Cousin smiled at him.
~Outside the bar~
~Zero's story~
"Where will you live, Laguna? Your house is totalled!" Zero asked.
"He could live with me at the castle!" Yuffie answered for Laguna. "There are lots of spare rooms, and Bass, Iguana and everyone is welcome to stay!"
"Is it alright with your parents?" Laguna asked timidly. Yuffie laughed.
"What do you think I am, a child?" she giggled. Laguna smiled.
"I have to go now," Zero said. "Thanks for the party, Laguna!"
~Inside the bar~
~Sakura's story~
"I'm really glad you two got together!" Iguana cheered.
"Yeah," Cousin smiled. "I've had a crush on Sakura since I was 13, umm... the first year of being 13 that is,"
"Huh?" Sakura asked, confused.
"I'm a vampire, so I can live forever. But I'm not weak against the sun, garlic, crucifixes ecetera," he asnwered.
"Yo, Iggy!" Bass called, running in. Iguana threw herself at Bass, clinging on to him tightly.
"Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Kisaragi! I think your son wants to see you!" Cousin called out.
"Huh?" Laguna turned pale. Two spirits appeared out of nowhere.
"Mom? Dad?!" Laguna gasped.
"You saved the world, Laguna! We're very proud of you..." the ghosts said as they disappeared. Laguna grinned.
"Thanks, mom and dad..." he said so softly that nobody could hear.
"So, looks like we all have partners now!" Yuffie said cheerfully.
"Yep!" Sakura agreed.
"Let's go back to the castle. I have a surprise waiting for you, Laggie-chan," Yuffie said with a wink.
~Heaven~
"Long live the Light Warriors," Rini said softly as she was in Heaven, holding Katana's hand.
The Credits
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Cast (in order of appearance)
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Laguna Kisaragi Simon J
Rini Almasy Rini A
Yuffie Rikodou Mary D
Katana Sheath Antoni H
Jack Matt H
Al Andy L
Steven Warner Steven W
Madam Lauren Lauren
Sir Dekar James
Cousin Rikodou Simon J
Iguana Kisaragi Arianna
Aria Arianna
Lab technician Chris F
Bass Simon J
Zero Mary D
Sakura Rikodou Mary D
Dean Dean
Jack-Al Steven W
Nova Chris B
Nova Psyk Chris B
Supa Nova Psyk Chris B
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Crew
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Producer Simon J
Director Simon J
Everything else Simon J
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Special Thanks Steven W for some of the inspriation
Mary D for letting me use her characters
All the FanFic writers out there that inspired me to write this romance fic
FanFiction.net for posting up my FanFics
FIN!!!
~Two weeks after the confrontation with Nova~
Yuffie and Laguna had just gotten married and were hacing a big party at Laguna's bar.
"A toast to my best friend, Laguna!" Bass announced. Everyone raised their glasses up and drank. Then the door was broken down.
"How was the celebration?" a voice sneered evilly. Everyone turned to face Cousin. They became silent and stopped what they were doing.
"I have something to do right now, so make the most of the last hour of your lives!" Cousin cackled and walked off. When he was out of sight, everyone started to party again.
"PAAAAAART-TAY!!!" Sakura shouted.
"WHOOO HOOO!!!" Iguana was the DJ. "It's your most favourite freestylin' DJ, Iggy!"
Everyone cheered.
"Who really gives a damn about Cousin? Let's just PARTY!!!" Iguana put on Laguna's most favourite song, Man With the Machine Gun.
"Watch this, Yuffie!" Laguna boasted. Yuffie looked at him with curiosity. He walked out to the middle of the dance floor where there was a big amount of space and started to break dance to his favourite song.
"Ha! I can do better than that!" Bass rivalled. He walked out and started to break dance better than Laguna. Everyone cheered.
"Fuck," Laguna fumed. He break danced faster than he could ever do. Bass sped up. They both hit each other and got knocked out temporarily.
"Haha! Your husband is really hyper, sis!" Sakura pointed out.
"Yeah. I guess that's why I like him..." Yuffie replied dreamily.
"What I want to know is how he could've turned into Neo Ragna without the boost of power he needed," Dean pondered.
"Maybe he's stronger than we think," Sakura suggested.
"Maybe..." Dean muttered.
"Come on, Dean! It's a party! You shouldn't be thinking about work now!" Aria pushed Dean over to the dance floor and danced with him.
"Here's a little song that I like! It's called 'Melodies of Life'," Iguana spoke through the microphone.
"A voice from the part, joining yours and mine.
Adding up the layers of harmony.
And so it goes on and on,
Melodies of life,
To the sky beyond flying birds, forever and beyond," went the harmonious lyrics.
Everyone in the ballroom and gotten together with a partner except for Sakura. The pairs danced slowly around the room, holding their partner closely.
"I wish I had a partner..." Sakura whined to herself. "Cousin... if he weren't evil, I'd be head over heels about him... he is kinda cute..."
"And now for a song that describes me well! I present... FREESTYLER!" Iguana screamed.
"Oh, cool!" Sakura cheered up. "Now THIS is something I can dance to!"
For the rest of the party, Sakura was the best dancer.
~After the party~
"Ooooooohhhh... I might have had too much punch..." moaned Zero.
"I *hic* agree..." Bass hiccupped.
"Well I'm just dandy!" Sakura exclaimed.
"Me too!" Iguana grinned. Laguna and Yuffie were sprawled on the ground, tired from all the dancing. Aria and Dean were arguing over weird things because they were drunk.
"NO! TEam RocKET Doesn'T HAVE THe fuNDS TO proVIde a CAfeteRIa in thE HOSpitAL," Aria babbled.
"AwwWwWwwW..." Dean whined.
CRASH!!! Cousin ripped the door down in his huge Nova form.
"HAHAHA!!! NOW THAT YOU'RE ALL WEAKENED BY THE PARTY, I CAN WHOOP YOUR ASSES!" Nova bellowed.
"Now that's just mean!" Sakura complained. Nova looked away. Sakura perked an eyebrow.
"Are you blushing?" Sakura teased.
"N-no! I was just in the sun a lot today!" Nova lied.
"Whatever," Sakura sighed. Iguana giggled.
"Whaaaat...?" Laguna moaned as he got up. "ACK! NOVA! HOW'D HE GET HERE?!"
Laguna reached for his Machine Gunblade. He couldn't find it. He aimed his Bass Buster at Nova.
"Hahaha!!! What are you doing?!" Nova laughed.
"Huh?" Laguna looked at his arms, noticing he was still wearing his tux from the wedding.
"Oh, crap..." Laguna swore. He got kicked by Nova and got winded.
"Leave my bro-in-law alone!" Sakura screamed. Nova turned around and walked away.
"Wow, that was cool, Sakura!" Iguana commented. Sakura thought for a second.
"Yeah, it was, huh?" Sakura laughed. She might have been acting happy, but underneath she felt alone again. She longed for someone to love.
~The next morning~
After everyone had left, Sakura asked Laguna for a private talk.
"Laguna... I know you'll hate me after I tell you this, but I think I have a crush on Cousin..." Sakura admitted.
"YOU WHAT?!" Laguna screamed.
"It's true..." Sakura sighed. Laguna started to laugh.
"Who would have a crush on THAT freak?!" Laguna was rolling on the ground and clutching his sides from laughing so much.
"And I thought you'd kill me," Sakura grinned nervously.
"Look, Sakura, Cousin isn't a guy that a girl should date. He's an outcast, a freak!" Laguna said.
"But I love him..." Sakura let some tears fall to the ground.
"Do whatever you want, Saki-chan," Laguna gave in. "Nobody can stop you,"
Sakura leant over and kissed Laguna on the cheek.
"You're like a therapist, Laguna!" Sakura exclaimed cheerfully. Laguna smiled and ruffled Sakura's hair.
CRASH!!! Everyone looked at where the giant sound of glass smashing came from. Bass stood there, looking fairly pissed off, while a window had been broken. Zero climbed back into the bar through the broken window.
"YOU PUNCHED ZERO?!" Yuffie screamed.
"He called me a bad tempered chicken wuss first," Bass said calmly.
"BASS!!!" Yuffie cried.
"You little bitch!" Zero muttered.
"You can't stop me this time!" a voice roared.
"Ah, crap! Cousin's back!" Laguna muttered.
"So, what's new?" Iguana said rudely.
"Shut up!" Nova snapped.
"Let's go, Dean!" Aria crept out the back door silently, dragging her husband behind her.
"Sorry Sakura..." Laguna muttered. Sakura looked down and shed a few tears.
"I shall now crush you all!!!" Nova laughed.
"I'll just have to fight in this form! I don't have time to revert to Neo Ragna," Laguna exclaimed. He jumped forwards and used a Machine Lionheart on Nova, slicing both of it's arms off.
"Ha! You think this is the last of me?" Nova bellowed. He glowed white and converted into a bigger version of himself.
"Meet Nova Psyk!" it laughed evilly. It basically tore down half of Laguna's bar with one step.
"Oh my God!" Iguana gasped. Yuffie and Sakura ran around it a frantic panic. Laguna just stood there, calm. He picked up his Ragna Whip from his belt. He shook the handle of the whip slightly in the air and noticed that the others were surprised a bit as a long chain of plasma appeared out of nowhere.
"B-but how?" Nova Psyk choked out. Laguna smiled a tiny bit.
"Stand back, Sakura, Iguana, Yuffie, Bass, Zero. This is a battle between Cousin and myself," Laguna spat out with anger.
"You still pissed that I killed off our parents?" Nova Psyk smirked.
"RAGNA SLICE!" Laguna screamed as he dashed forwards and swirled around in a spiral with his whip held out. The plasma chain sliced off most of Nova Psyk's arms. Still having many limbs left, he grabbed Laguna with 4 arms and started to punch with the others.
"Ragna... Drain..." Laguna moaned out. The whip raised itself up in the air, poised like a snake, and lunged forwards, spearing through Nova Psyk. It drained energy from the giant robot and fed it to Laguna. Laguna jumped down.
"Hahahaha! Even this isn't my ultimate form!" Nova Psyk laughed out loud. He disappeared into a black hole that appeared out of nowhere. The black hole closed and there was silence for a few seconds.
"Sakura! Iguana! Get out of here!!! Yuffie, Bass Zero! I'll need help!" Laguna ordered. Everyone nodded and obeyed. After a while the black hole reappeared. This time it was a light bluish colour and had streaks of red going through it. Eyes opened. Hands magically appeared.
"You are really going to pay now, fools!" a voice spoke. It was like a telepathic message.
"What are you?" Bass asked.
"I am THE GOD of the universe! I am... Supa Nova Psyk!" it said psychicly.
The being was very large in size. It filled up most of the bar, passing through any interfering walls. It's hands were humongous, and it's eyes were suspended in mid-air.
"I guess this is it!" Yuffie muttered softly.
"It's now or never!" Zero added.
"Let's do this!" Laguna grinned.
Immediately the large hands reached out and picked up two people in each hand.
"OH CRAP!!!" Zero cursed.
"We are SO fucked now," Bass whimpered calmly.
"Please! Stop this now!" a voice sobbed. Supa Nova Psyk turned to be face-to-face with Sakura. She had been crying hard, and Iguana was standing behind her, trying her hardest to be comforting. Supa Nova Psyk put the four party members down and sighed. He reverted back to Cousin.
"I'm sorry for all the trouble I have caused... I had to live up to my duties as the God of Darkness... I only really wanted somebody to love..." he cried. Sakura walked over to him and kissed him on the lips softly. Cousin looked up and pulled away.
"What are you doing?" he asked, wide-eyed.
"I'm only telling the truth, and the truth is that... I love you," Sakura answered, smiling.
"I love you too, Sakura," Cousin said with a grin.
"I think we better leave them alone for a while," Laguna suggested.
"I agree," Bass gave Cousin a friendly thumbs up when nobody was looking. Cousin smiled at him.
~Outside the bar~
~Zero's story~
"Where will you live, Laguna? Your house is totalled!" Zero asked.
"He could live with me at the castle!" Yuffie answered for Laguna. "There are lots of spare rooms, and Bass, Iguana and everyone is welcome to stay!"
"Is it alright with your parents?" Laguna asked timidly. Yuffie laughed.
"What do you think I am, a child?" she giggled. Laguna smiled.
"I have to go now," Zero said. "Thanks for the party, Laguna!"
~Inside the bar~
~Sakura's story~
"I'm really glad you two got together!" Iguana cheered.
"Yeah," Cousin smiled. "I've had a crush on Sakura since I was 13, umm... the first year of being 13 that is,"
"Huh?" Sakura asked, confused.
"I'm a vampire, so I can live forever. But I'm not weak against the sun, garlic, crucifixes ecetera," he asnwered.
"Yo, Iggy!" Bass called, running in. Iguana threw herself at Bass, clinging on to him tightly.
"Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Kisaragi! I think your son wants to see you!" Cousin called out.
"Huh?" Laguna turned pale. Two spirits appeared out of nowhere.
"Mom? Dad?!" Laguna gasped.
"You saved the world, Laguna! We're very proud of you..." the ghosts said as they disappeared. Laguna grinned.
"Thanks, mom and dad..." he said so softly that nobody could hear.
"So, looks like we all have partners now!" Yuffie said cheerfully.
"Yep!" Sakura agreed.
"Let's go back to the castle. I have a surprise waiting for you, Laggie-chan," Yuffie said with a wink.
~Heaven~
"Long live the Light Warriors," Rini said softly as she was in Heaven, holding Katana's hand.
The Credits
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Cast (in order of appearance)
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Laguna Kisaragi Simon J
Rini Almasy Rini A
Yuffie Rikodou Mary D
Katana Sheath Antoni H
Jack Matt H
Al Andy L
Steven Warner Steven W
Madam Lauren Lauren
Sir Dekar James
Cousin Rikodou Simon J
Iguana Kisaragi Arianna
Aria Arianna
Lab technician Chris F
Bass Simon J
Zero Mary D
Sakura Rikodou Mary D
Dean Dean
Jack-Al Steven W
Nova Chris B
Nova Psyk Chris B
Supa Nova Psyk Chris B
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Crew
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Producer Simon J
Director Simon J
Everything else Simon J
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Special Thanks Steven W for some of the inspriation
Mary D for letting me use her characters
All the FanFic writers out there that inspired me to write this romance fic
FanFiction.net for posting up my FanFics
FIN!!!