Everworld Parody
It was not so long ago
In a place called Chicago
We were under an attack
Loki had sent his giant son
To kidnap Senna, and then run
Back to Everworld, and Loki's shack.
But that Senna, she's a bad witch
She dragged us all along, damn that bitch.
We ended up in hard chains
David's pants felt some rain.
We met up with some crazy Vikes
And sang a song they really liked
We ended up about to die
It's all cause of this god
My, my look at these prisoner types,
They look pasty but real tasty
Now go bring me some fries
I'll eat their hearts and leave their bodies to die
So now go and fetch me some white rice
So now go and fetch me some rice
Do you guys know his name
We do but we call him Big H
The name is way too long we say
Oh do you see him eating up our friends
I can't believe this is the end
Too bad I'm not Christian and I don't pray
Oh I know he ate the Viking King
And the gory bodies I have seen
But we were next, it's true
So I went a bit crazy, lost my cool.
I'm a postpubescent teen nut case
And I ran like hell to the pyramid's base
Well I knew I would lose that race
I was caught by his ugly face.
He was singing: My, my look at these prisoner types
They look pasty but real tasty
Now go bring me some fries
I'll eat their hearts and leave their bodies to die
So now go and fetch me some white rice
So now go and fetch me some rice
Well we all fought in this second war
It wasn't long at all before
I threw Mjolnir and hit H in the ass.
In the end some Aztecs died.
Some guys got impaled and diced and sliced
Big H was croakin
His giant crotch was broken
And the Viking kid I admire most
Got chopped in half and now he's toast
I wonder if he'll have golden teeth as a ghost
Doesn't matter, cause I hurt the god.
He was singing: My, my look at these prisoner types
They look pasty but real tasty
Now go bring me some fries
I'll eat their hearts and leave their bodies to die
So now go and fetch me some white rice
So now go and fetch me some rice
It was not so long ago
In a place called Chicago
We were under an attack
Loki had sent his giant son
To kidnap Senna, and then run
Back to Everworld, and Loki's shack.
But that Senna, she's a bad witch
She dragged us all along, damn that bitch.
We ended up in hard chains
David's pants felt some rain.
We met up with some crazy Vikes
And sang a song they really liked
We ended up about to die
It's all cause of this god
My, my look at these prisoner types,
They look pasty but real tasty
Now go bring me some fries
I'll eat their hearts and leave their bodies to die
So now go and fetch me some white rice
So now go and fetch me some rice
Do you guys know his name
We do but we call him Big H
The name is way too long we say
Oh do you see him eating up our friends
I can't believe this is the end
Too bad I'm not Christian and I don't pray
Oh I know he ate the Viking King
And the gory bodies I have seen
But we were next, it's true
So I went a bit crazy, lost my cool.
I'm a postpubescent teen nut case
And I ran like hell to the pyramid's base
Well I knew I would lose that race
I was caught by his ugly face.
He was singing: My, my look at these prisoner types
They look pasty but real tasty
Now go bring me some fries
I'll eat their hearts and leave their bodies to die
So now go and fetch me some white rice
So now go and fetch me some rice
Well we all fought in this second war
It wasn't long at all before
I threw Mjolnir and hit H in the ass.
In the end some Aztecs died.
Some guys got impaled and diced and sliced
Big H was croakin
His giant crotch was broken
And the Viking kid I admire most
Got chopped in half and now he's toast
I wonder if he'll have golden teeth as a ghost
Doesn't matter, cause I hurt the god.
He was singing: My, my look at these prisoner types
They look pasty but real tasty
Now go bring me some fries
I'll eat their hearts and leave their bodies to die
So now go and fetch me some white rice
So now go and fetch me some rice