Evil Destroyed
By: Katalinia
Disclaimer: I don't own Ronin Warriors or Sailor Moon. I'm just using them. I ^do^ own Queen Tishina, Katrine, Nekko, Mezonite, and Tofu, and if I decide to screw with Talpa, I'm sorry to the people who made this show.
Chapter 4
Part 3
"Oh! Where'd they go?" Serena asked.
"I don't know. They were right in front of us a minute ago!" Ryo replied.
Ryo and Serena were very bust. They were (keyword: WERE) following Mia and Darien around. But they lost them. Now they were looking for them. They weren't having much success. Little did they know their success was about to go waaaaaaaaaay further downhill.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" random person screamed.
"Oh, great." Serena and Ryo said. They ducked inside an all and transformed. *Handy, ain't they?"
"Eternal Moon Power!"
"Armor of Wildfire...DAO JIN!"
They came back out of the ally to where the youma was attacking. Then their jaws went about six feet under. *NOT literally!* ^This^ time, the youma resembled a male stripper *for the love of all that's holy, DO NOT ASK!* with one small, little, tiny-tiny, minute, microscopic, tinse-wincey, lil' small difference: It was a bright, neon pink-and-purple-and-blue skeleton with neon black hair! *authoress: ^smiling proudly^ Yup! My ultimate creation! If ya thought this one's a dozy, just wait until the next one! ^several people run away scared shitless^*
"What the heck is that thing!?" Ryo asked but didn't really want to know.
Just then, Katrine appeared. She didn't attack, though.
"This is going to sound crazy, but...PLEASE DESTORY THAT ANNOINING LITTLE...THING!"
Serena and Ryo were now very confused.
"Hey, bay-be! How about you and me goin' at it, huh?" the youma/freak-show said in a fake Elvis accent.
"Eww! Discussing!" the ladies said.
Ryo decided to attack before he did anything inappropriate.
"Su En Zan!" *That's 'Flare Up Now', for those who don't know the Japanese*
The attack hit the youma/freak-show hard, and it, literally, fell to pieces.
"Mah hair!" he said, still using that obviously fake, really annoying Elvis accent.
"Wait 'til you feel this, freak." Eternal Sailor Moon said. "Silver Crystal Therapy Kiss!" Then there was no more skeleton-male-stripper-butt-flippin'-ugly-youma-freak-show anymore.
"FINALLY! HE'S GONE!" Katrine said before disappearing.
"Oo-kay. That was weird." Ryo said.
"Uh...yeah. Shall we continue looking for Darien and Mia?" Serena asked.
"Yeah. Let's go." Ryo agreed.
The de-transformed and continued their search.
By: Katalinia
Disclaimer: I don't own Ronin Warriors or Sailor Moon. I'm just using them. I ^do^ own Queen Tishina, Katrine, Nekko, Mezonite, and Tofu, and if I decide to screw with Talpa, I'm sorry to the people who made this show.
Chapter 4
Part 3
"Oh! Where'd they go?" Serena asked.
"I don't know. They were right in front of us a minute ago!" Ryo replied.
Ryo and Serena were very bust. They were (keyword: WERE) following Mia and Darien around. But they lost them. Now they were looking for them. They weren't having much success. Little did they know their success was about to go waaaaaaaaaay further downhill.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" random person screamed.
"Oh, great." Serena and Ryo said. They ducked inside an all and transformed. *Handy, ain't they?"
"Eternal Moon Power!"
"Armor of Wildfire...DAO JIN!"
They came back out of the ally to where the youma was attacking. Then their jaws went about six feet under. *NOT literally!* ^This^ time, the youma resembled a male stripper *for the love of all that's holy, DO NOT ASK!* with one small, little, tiny-tiny, minute, microscopic, tinse-wincey, lil' small difference: It was a bright, neon pink-and-purple-and-blue skeleton with neon black hair! *authoress: ^smiling proudly^ Yup! My ultimate creation! If ya thought this one's a dozy, just wait until the next one! ^several people run away scared shitless^*
"What the heck is that thing!?" Ryo asked but didn't really want to know.
Just then, Katrine appeared. She didn't attack, though.
"This is going to sound crazy, but...PLEASE DESTORY THAT ANNOINING LITTLE...THING!"
Serena and Ryo were now very confused.
"Hey, bay-be! How about you and me goin' at it, huh?" the youma/freak-show said in a fake Elvis accent.
"Eww! Discussing!" the ladies said.
Ryo decided to attack before he did anything inappropriate.
"Su En Zan!" *That's 'Flare Up Now', for those who don't know the Japanese*
The attack hit the youma/freak-show hard, and it, literally, fell to pieces.
"Mah hair!" he said, still using that obviously fake, really annoying Elvis accent.
"Wait 'til you feel this, freak." Eternal Sailor Moon said. "Silver Crystal Therapy Kiss!" Then there was no more skeleton-male-stripper-butt-flippin'-ugly-youma-freak-show anymore.
"FINALLY! HE'S GONE!" Katrine said before disappearing.
"Oo-kay. That was weird." Ryo said.
"Uh...yeah. Shall we continue looking for Darien and Mia?" Serena asked.
"Yeah. Let's go." Ryo agreed.
The de-transformed and continued their search.