Once Upon a Time an ugly beast roamed the land

I don't own gundam wing…bla bla…don't sue!! On to the story!!

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Once Upon a Time an ugly beast roamed the land. Her name was Relena Peacecraft. She was the ugliest thing ever to face mankind. She is one of those over-aggressive girls who can't keep from sticking their noses into affairs that are none of their concern, like how Relena followed Heero to the military base for no reason. She is so freakin' nosey! She is also the social queen of her school. Her friends are always sucking up to her with romantic sighs and high expressions on how sweet and wonderful she is. Which to me is very sickening. Relena shows her immaturity when she gets bitter and sad because her father's extremely important work keeps him from doting on her for her birthday. She's mainly a big brat! Heero doesn't even like her; it's just his mission to save her. And in one episode she MAKES him dance with her, or she'll tell everyone about the gundam. That's just plain rude!! Introducing yourself after helping an injured man on the beach after he's gone is just really weird, like anyone else is with her…ahaha!! Why does she keep stalking him, even after he threatens to kill her? That's gotta mean something, but her brain and emotions are too hard to face the truth! He even proves how little he cares about her by ripping up her birthday party invitation (mwahahaha!!) and threatening to kill her.

Now that you know about this ugly beast…you decide…don't you just wanna rip off her head!! Mwahahaha!! Sorry people but I just had way too much sugar! *Grabs a gun and pulls Relena on stage*

Relena: Where am I?

Author: die die! *Shoots Relena through the head and severely beats her with the gun*

Relena: aafghjfdu!

Author: I pity your soul, so I'll just bring you back to life later…and kill you again!!! Mwahahaha!!

*Spits on Relena's body and walks away*

A/N: hehehee!! So what do you think? Please Review!! It will help me a lot with my other stories!! And for those flamers…BRING IT ON!! I'm sure I can handle a good laugh.