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Author's Note: Hehe, this is a twisty, crazy, and weird
story me and Silver came up with one night!! I hope ya all like
it, cause we sure loved to write it! We do own ourselvesHehe
Snickers you will see! Also, please take note that we have taken
certain liberties... ^_^ Call it an a/u, but Goku is alive, and
there's also a fifth addition to the Son family... Kiara belongs
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Twin Terror's Strike Force
Mischief
and Mayheim are their specialities
Part
Fourteen
© Breanna Breifs and Silver Galaxy 2001, all rights reserved
Rated:
PG
(Mild Cussing and Mild violence)
Vegeta growled, as he
stalked furiously throughout the streets of Satan City. How hard
could it be to find two sloppy little brats?!? "How could
they be evading me like this?!"
Vegeta didn't know,
but what he did know was that when he found them, they were dead!
Once again searching
for ki powers, he only sensed four large ones, that belonged to
Gohan, Videl, Mirai Trunks, and Goku. Gohan and Videl's radiated
of pain, frustration and anger, while Goku and Mirai Trunks' told
Vegeta that they were still yelling angrily over the neon pink
socks.
"I'll never know
why I stayed on this planet." Vegeta grumbled to himself,
searching specifically for Goten's ki. He had mistaken Mirai
Trunks for Chibi Trunks once already, and there was no possible
way he could do the same with Goten.
"Seeing as how
this day has gone so far, I wouldn't be surprised if I ended up
mistaking Kakarot's second spawn with that dumb purple dinosaur!"
frowning at the thought, Vegeta paused on the sidewalk he was
walking on, deeply concentrating on trying to find Goten.
Just as he was about
to locate Goten, he felt something wet and heavy land on his hair.
Growling once more, Vegeta slowly looked up, only to be rewarded
with another 'something wet and heavy' right smack dab on his
face.
"...RATS WITH
WINGS!" Vegeta screamed, glaring at the pigeons sitting atop
the branch he was standing beneath. The Saiyajin prince shrieked
(yes, shrieked like a little girl) when they suddenly flew away,
only to circle around and land on his towering hair. "GET
OFF!"
With pigeon dung in
one eye, a clouded judgement, and with blind rage running through
his veins, Vegeta began to swat at the pigeons...but found his
arms were to short to reach the very top of his hair. "OFF!
NOW! GET OFF! SHOO!" he yelled furiously, now resorting to
blindly shooting ki blasts at the birds.
He didn't hear any
squawk in painful death, and he didn't hear any fall to the
ground.
They had evaded his ki
blasts.
But wasn't that
impossible?!
"I have killed
many things in my life! I have destroyed full planets! I have
done many, many things in my life, and I WILL NOT BE OUTDONE BY A
BUNCH OF RATS WITH WINGS!!!! NOW GET OFF!" And Vegeta began
to swat, blast, and jump up and down...
Little did he know,
Trunks and Goten were standing on the other side of the street,
watching in amusement at the spectical Vegeta was making of
himself.
"Why doesn't he
just power up?" Trunks wondered outloud, earning a shrug
from his friend.
"Wanna make him
our next victim?" asked Goten.
Trunks shook his head.
"He may not be able to defeat a bunch of pigeons, but I'm
sure he'll recognize us and do something we'll hate. ...I don't
wanna mess with my dad after a pigeon attack."
"What, it's
happened before?"
Trunks nodded,
stifling his laughs at the memory. "Oh yeah! The things are
attracted to his hair."
Becoming silent, the
duo watched as Vegeta finally came to his senses, and exploded
into Super Saiyajin, permanately scaring the birds away.
That's when he felt
Goten's ki. Easily tracking it down, Vegeta turned his head, and
caught sight of two very familar costumes. "BRATS!"
They were right across the street?!!?!
Trunks and Goten were
beginning to think that they were way too obvious...except to
Gohan, of course, who was as blind as a bat.
"Ah, crap."
Trunks and Goten both uttered simultaneously. They started
running, but found that Vegeta was MUCH faster than they could
ever hope to be, and he whizzed into view...right in their path.
Laughing nervously,
Trunks smiled, removing his helmet, ready to use it as a weapon.
"Hiya, Dad! Whaddup?"
"You do realize
that I am going to kill you, don't you?" Vegeta snarled, not
sure to be either extremely peeved off or proud. After all, his
son had escaped the inescapable: mothers on a shopping spree.
Then again, he had to put up with the bawling, the neon pink
socks, and the pigeons because of their little scheme... Heck
with it -- Vegeta would just kill his son because he was proud of
him.
"Yeah, right. You'd
be sleeping on the couch 'til the day you die!" Trunks
replied sassily, smirking. "You can't do squat without
getting in trouble with mom, Pigeon Perch!"
Vegeta fumed. "Do
you think your mother rules me?!?"
"Yeah. She has
you whipped." Trunks mocked, secretly signaling to Goten to
make a run for it on the count of three.
"I AM NOT WHIPPED!"
Vegeta yelled, not believing that his son shared the same
thoughts as Goku.
"Riiiiiiight. And
I don't look like a purple mushroom with my hair."
Goten giggled at
Trunks' retort. Now that he thought about it...Trunks DID look
like a mushroom...discolored, but a mushroom nonetheless.
Vegeta slightly cocked
his head to the side, looking at his son's hair. "...you do
look like a mushroom. BUT I AM NOT WHIPPED!"
"Okay, Goten, let's...run!"
Trunks said calmly, running as fast as he could into the middle
of the busy street. Goten blinked, deciding to go the opposite
way. It was stupid to stick together. Trunks would get caught,
then Goten could rescue him!
Goten never looked
back as he ran down the sidewalk, away from both Vegeta and
Trunks.
Trunks wasn't so
fortunate as to get away. Vegeta grabbed him by the nap of his
neck, roughly tugging him back. Trunks tried to defend himself,
by swinging his helmet at his dad's head, but upon impact, the
helmet did nothing but make Vegeta smile.
"Nice try."
Vegeta mocked, smirking at his mushroom son. Transferring his
hold to Trunks' wrist, Trunks looked at his dad.
"We just wanted
to have fun..."
"Does it look
like I -- GAH!!!" Vegeta was cut off, as a huge bus slammed
into him, sending the Saiyajin prince sliding underneath the
large vehicle. Anger ripping throughout his every fiber, Vegeta
exploded into Super Saiyajin, flipping the bus over.
Ignoring the shouts of
anger from the shocked and dazed people of the bus, Vegeta looked
to find his son gone.
"BRAT!"
Vegeta screamed, vowing to slowly kill his bratty son the moment
he laid eyes on him...no, THEM. He wouldn't let Mirai Trunks get
away with coming back for neon pink socks, nor would he let Chibi
Trunks get away with ...EVERYTHING he had done.
They would both suffer.