Operation: Chimera
Disclaimer:
Ionia: I don't own Slayers, or any of the characters herein, except for my own character, which is myself. I wish I did own everyone else, though. So, as I sit and type this up, listening to my J-POP CDs and getting further inspired by my lil' Duo-bat muse--
Duo: And bad advice angel! ^-^
Ionia: ...you're not an angel. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy this, because...ano...ano...Lina-san will Dragon Slave you if you don't! (((-^;;
Duo: Lame reason, Nia-chan. ¬¬;;
Ionia: Quiet! Etou, gomen for that lil' interruption...(((-^;; On with the ficcie!
Duo: If you don't severely maul, maim, or destroy the thing in the process...
Ionia: Hey! Chotto!
*****
CHAPTER 1
"Damu Brass!" Zelgadiss shot tiny little lightning bolts at Xelloss, who fazed out of the way.
"Yare yare, Zel-chan. Your aim is bad." This prompted Zel to cast a Shadow Snap, which, of course, didn't work.
"Kuso..." Zel grumbled. "Why won't you stand still?!"
Xelloss grinned. "Sore wa himitsu desu!"
Zel grimaced. "Ra Tilt!!!"
Several acres of crispy-fried trees later, Xelloss was sitting on a rock, and Zel was leaning on a tree that had miraculously survived their little brawl.
"Ah, Zel-chan, you're so fun to play with," Xelloss said. Zel just sighed.
"I suggest you leave me alone right now, Xelloss. Or else."
"Or else what?"
"That's you. Always prying at people." Zel sneered.
"Well, I suppose I'll leave you be. For now." Xelloss stood up. "Ja!" With that, he turned and fazed out.
*****
The room was darkened, except for the torches on the walls. Xelloss kneeled before a throne at the back of the room.
"Why are you late?"
"Gomen nasai, Xelas-sama. I was...attending to something."
"Well, nevermind. I have orders for you."
Xelloss looked up. "Orders, Xelas-sama?"
"Yes. Orders. You are to supply me with a grandchild."
Xelloss sweatdropped. "...do you want me to take a child from a village, Xelas-sama?"
"No. I want you to have a child."
Xelloss sweatdropped again. "But...Xelas-sama--"
"You dare defy my orders?!"
"......no, Xelas-sama."
"Good. Now, I don't want you to have a child with just anybody. There is a specific person I want to sire my grandchild."
"Who is this person, Xelas-sama?"
"The chimera."
Xelloss nearly facefaulted. "The...chimera...?! You mean Zelgadiss?!"
"Yes. Him." By the way she said that particular sentence, Xelloss could tell that she wore an amused expression to go with it.
"H...hai, Xelas-sama." Xelloss fazed away.
Xelas snickered. "I've always wanted to see what a child of the chimera would look like."
*****
Zel's room was dark. He lay on his back on the only bed in the room, trying desperately to fall asleep. He finally ended up getting out of the bed, only wearing the pair of ivory slacks that were included in his usual outfit. He walked to the open window and stared outside.
"Can't get to sleep, Zel-chan?" Zel turned around to see a very female Xelloss.
"What are you doing here?!" Zel hissed.
"Now, now, Zel-chan. I've just come here to...help you get to sleep."
Zel looked Xelloss up and down, to see if he--no, she--had a pouch of sleep fairies. But all the female Xelloss wore was a revealing Chinese gown, of sorts. "You're...not planning anything, are you?"
"Who, me?" Xelloss looked hurt, but Zel knew she was only faking. Xelloss walked up to the chimera and began to massage his shoulders. "Just relax." Unbeknownst to Zel, but knownst to the rest of us, Xelloss slowly pushed him to the bed. Before you could say "Elemekia Lance", Xelloss was lying on top of a very perturbed Zelgadiss.
"What are you do--" Xelloss cut Zel off by kissing him deeply on the lips.
"Now, now, Zel. Just calm down." Xelloss began to unbutton Zel's pants. Zel began a futile struggle beneath the Mazuko, but soon gave up, on account that Xelloss had him pinned down with her legs. Xelloss pulled Zel's pants completely off. "Yare, yare. I always knew your clothes never did you justice."
Zel blushed madly. "I-if you d-don't get off me r-right n-now, I swear I'll k-kill you!"
Xelloss sweatdropped. "Oh, come now." She pointed to an area...down there. "You know you want it. See?"
Zel grumbled something, still blushing madly. Xelloss felt him go lax under her body, and she took up his offer.
Out in the hallway, Amelia walked by Zel's room on the way to the hotel kitchen for a late night snack, when she heard moaning and groaning from behind his door. "...Zelgadiss-san...?"
*****
Zel came down to breakfast the next morning, looking extremely tired. Lina, Gourry, and Amelia were already eating.
"Oh, ohayo gozaimasu, Zelgadiss-san!" Amelia said cheerily, with her mouth full of eggs and bacon.
Zel took one look at Amelia and retched. "For a princess, you have awful table manners." Amelia became flustered and slowly chewed her food.
"What's up, Zel? You look like dog shit twice run over by a dump truck!" Lina asked inbetween bites of an extra-large chocolate chip waffle.
"Were the beds that bad?" Gourry asked, stopping his eating to ask the question.
Zel slumped into a chair, placing his head in his hands. "I'd rather not talk about it."
*****
"Did you carry out my orders?"
"Yes, Xelas-sama."
"You DO know you'll have to stay in female form for the next 9 months, right."
"Yes, Xelas-sama."
"I have prepared a house near my fortress for you, the chimera, and your child to live in. I suggest you bring the chimera there soon, so you two can begin to get along."
"Yes, Xelas-sama."
Disclaimer:
Ionia: I don't own Slayers, or any of the characters herein, except for my own character, which is myself. I wish I did own everyone else, though. So, as I sit and type this up, listening to my J-POP CDs and getting further inspired by my lil' Duo-bat muse--
Duo: And bad advice angel! ^-^
Ionia: ...you're not an angel. Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy this, because...ano...ano...Lina-san will Dragon Slave you if you don't! (((-^;;
Duo: Lame reason, Nia-chan. ¬¬;;
Ionia: Quiet! Etou, gomen for that lil' interruption...(((-^;; On with the ficcie!
Duo: If you don't severely maul, maim, or destroy the thing in the process...
Ionia: Hey! Chotto!
*****
CHAPTER 1
"Damu Brass!" Zelgadiss shot tiny little lightning bolts at Xelloss, who fazed out of the way.
"Yare yare, Zel-chan. Your aim is bad." This prompted Zel to cast a Shadow Snap, which, of course, didn't work.
"Kuso..." Zel grumbled. "Why won't you stand still?!"
Xelloss grinned. "Sore wa himitsu desu!"
Zel grimaced. "Ra Tilt!!!"
Several acres of crispy-fried trees later, Xelloss was sitting on a rock, and Zel was leaning on a tree that had miraculously survived their little brawl.
"Ah, Zel-chan, you're so fun to play with," Xelloss said. Zel just sighed.
"I suggest you leave me alone right now, Xelloss. Or else."
"Or else what?"
"That's you. Always prying at people." Zel sneered.
"Well, I suppose I'll leave you be. For now." Xelloss stood up. "Ja!" With that, he turned and fazed out.
*****
The room was darkened, except for the torches on the walls. Xelloss kneeled before a throne at the back of the room.
"Why are you late?"
"Gomen nasai, Xelas-sama. I was...attending to something."
"Well, nevermind. I have orders for you."
Xelloss looked up. "Orders, Xelas-sama?"
"Yes. Orders. You are to supply me with a grandchild."
Xelloss sweatdropped. "...do you want me to take a child from a village, Xelas-sama?"
"No. I want you to have a child."
Xelloss sweatdropped again. "But...Xelas-sama--"
"You dare defy my orders?!"
"......no, Xelas-sama."
"Good. Now, I don't want you to have a child with just anybody. There is a specific person I want to sire my grandchild."
"Who is this person, Xelas-sama?"
"The chimera."
Xelloss nearly facefaulted. "The...chimera...?! You mean Zelgadiss?!"
"Yes. Him." By the way she said that particular sentence, Xelloss could tell that she wore an amused expression to go with it.
"H...hai, Xelas-sama." Xelloss fazed away.
Xelas snickered. "I've always wanted to see what a child of the chimera would look like."
*****
Zel's room was dark. He lay on his back on the only bed in the room, trying desperately to fall asleep. He finally ended up getting out of the bed, only wearing the pair of ivory slacks that were included in his usual outfit. He walked to the open window and stared outside.
"Can't get to sleep, Zel-chan?" Zel turned around to see a very female Xelloss.
"What are you doing here?!" Zel hissed.
"Now, now, Zel-chan. I've just come here to...help you get to sleep."
Zel looked Xelloss up and down, to see if he--no, she--had a pouch of sleep fairies. But all the female Xelloss wore was a revealing Chinese gown, of sorts. "You're...not planning anything, are you?"
"Who, me?" Xelloss looked hurt, but Zel knew she was only faking. Xelloss walked up to the chimera and began to massage his shoulders. "Just relax." Unbeknownst to Zel, but knownst to the rest of us, Xelloss slowly pushed him to the bed. Before you could say "Elemekia Lance", Xelloss was lying on top of a very perturbed Zelgadiss.
"What are you do--" Xelloss cut Zel off by kissing him deeply on the lips.
"Now, now, Zel. Just calm down." Xelloss began to unbutton Zel's pants. Zel began a futile struggle beneath the Mazuko, but soon gave up, on account that Xelloss had him pinned down with her legs. Xelloss pulled Zel's pants completely off. "Yare, yare. I always knew your clothes never did you justice."
Zel blushed madly. "I-if you d-don't get off me r-right n-now, I swear I'll k-kill you!"
Xelloss sweatdropped. "Oh, come now." She pointed to an area...down there. "You know you want it. See?"
Zel grumbled something, still blushing madly. Xelloss felt him go lax under her body, and she took up his offer.
Out in the hallway, Amelia walked by Zel's room on the way to the hotel kitchen for a late night snack, when she heard moaning and groaning from behind his door. "...Zelgadiss-san...?"
*****
Zel came down to breakfast the next morning, looking extremely tired. Lina, Gourry, and Amelia were already eating.
"Oh, ohayo gozaimasu, Zelgadiss-san!" Amelia said cheerily, with her mouth full of eggs and bacon.
Zel took one look at Amelia and retched. "For a princess, you have awful table manners." Amelia became flustered and slowly chewed her food.
"What's up, Zel? You look like dog shit twice run over by a dump truck!" Lina asked inbetween bites of an extra-large chocolate chip waffle.
"Were the beds that bad?" Gourry asked, stopping his eating to ask the question.
Zel slumped into a chair, placing his head in his hands. "I'd rather not talk about it."
*****
"Did you carry out my orders?"
"Yes, Xelas-sama."
"You DO know you'll have to stay in female form for the next 9 months, right."
"Yes, Xelas-sama."
"I have prepared a house near my fortress for you, the chimera, and your child to live in. I suggest you bring the chimera there soon, so you two can begin to get along."
"Yes, Xelas-sama."