I'm too Sexy (Picard Style) By: J Hjart Orignal song by: Right Said Fred I'm too sexy for my crew Too sexy for my crew, Crew's goin to leave me.... I'm too sexy for for my chair Too sexy for my chair, Too sexy for my hair. I'm too sexy for Vulcan Too sexy for Vulcan, Bajor and Romulan. I'm too sexy for this battle, Too sexy for this battle, No way I'm fireing a phaser. I'm a captian, You know what I mean, And I do a little my turn across the bridge deck. Across the bridge deck Across the bridge deck. Yah! I shake my index finger on the bridge deck. Engage!! I'm too sexy for my ship Too sexy for my ship Too sexy for this trip. I'm too sexy for my Too sexy for my What you think about that? I'm a captian, You know what I mean, And I do a little my turn across the bridge deck Across the bridge deck Across the bridge deck. Yah! I shake my index finger on the bridge deck. I'm too sexy for my ;-) too sexy for my ;-) Too sexy for my !!@@##$$%^&* :-) I'm a captian, You know what I mean, And I do a little my turn across the bridge deck Across the bridge deck Across the bridge deck. Yah! I shake my index finger on the bridge deck. I'm too sexy for number one. Too sexy for number one Poor Riker, poor William Riker. I'm too sexy for my crew Too sexy for my crew, Crew's goin to leave me. I'm too sexy for this song.....