My Personal Hell
Ch. 2: All this over a bra?
By: SarahStarFlower
Warning! Warning!: There is some FAKE 'boy love' type of stuff! It ain't real, it's just part of the 'act'!
"For god's sake…It's JUST a wet bra, Quatre!" said Dorothy, sounding annoyed.
Quatre blushed an even darker red. "B-But… What am I supposed to do with it?"
"I don't know! You're at Relena's house more than *I* am!" replied the aggravated blond, with just a hint of jealousy.
"…I…I…"
"YOU will put the damn bra into the washing machine!" Dorothy was about to blow, and Quatre noticed.
Shaking his head in defeat, he took the bra with only a slight wince. "Umm, all right."
~*A few minutes later*~
"QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATRE!!"
WuFei and Quatre both winced at the shrill scream.
"You better go, I'm betting that onna can turn vicious when pushed."
Quatre nodded weakly, and quickly headed over to the bathroom. When he got there, he timidly knocked on the door. "Err, Dorothy, is everything ok?"
Dorothy almost broke the door off when she flung it open. She was wearing only a pink, fuzzy towel, and a murderous look. Her long blond hair was wrapped up in another towel and her stunning blue eyes were narrowed. "No, everything is NOT ok!"
"What's wrong?" His eyes traveled from where he was staring, (I'll leave that to your imagination), to the lacy, red bra in her right hand, and then to the matching, lacy, red thong in the other hand. "Oh. Those where the only garments in the dryer, I'm very sorry, Miss Dorothy…"
"And what about THIS?" she demanded, throwing the thong to the side and picking up a short, low cut red dress. Rather tacky and revealing, she looked at it as if it were poisoned. "Whose clothes are these, anyways?"
"The daughter of Relena's head cook was visiting the country, and Miss Relena was nice enough to let her stay here," said Quatre, thoughtfully. "Those must belong to her. Or else the stress has really been getting to Miss Relena."
"…Oh. Wait a second!" she waved the bra inches away from Quatre's face, "How do you know THESE belonged to her? Did you see her in these or something?"
He sweatdropped, "Of course not, Miss Dorothy!"
"If I didn't know better, I would think that the onna is jealous," said a familiar voice. They both slowly turned around to face WuFei, who was looking quite smug. Reality seemed to dawn on Dorothy, as she suddenly shrieked and ran into the bathroom, slamming the door behind her. WuFei could barely hold in his laughter, especially at Quatre's confused face.
"What would she be jealous about, WuFei?"
WuFei sighed, "Women are jealous about anything that come close to their man. I pity anyone who has a woman like THAT for their girlfriend."
Quatre's face turned a red that was even brighter than the dress he had handed Dorothy. "W-what? But I'm not her…her…"
WuFei rolled his eyes, "Yeah, yeah… We all know…"
~*~*~*~
Relena rubbed her hands together, anxiously, as she watched Sally pour over the test results. "Well, Sally, how does it look?"
"Err…I'm not quite sure about this… but…"
"But?" prompted Relena.
"I think I need to run more tests."
"Sally! For god sakes! You're running tests for everything except what we think it is!"
Sally smiled nervously and teasingly said, "Oh? The great ex-Queen of the World? Nervous about this?"
"It's not like you're doing perfectly well yourself," said Relena, glancing meaningfully at the many cups of coffee sitting on Sally's desk.
"Oh… It's just…Ya know… This is a weird thing… ok? I have to find out what's wrong!"
"It's probably nothing, right?"
"Right… Err, it could just be some weird new disease."
"…Umm… I don't know about that… but… You're the doctor."
"Well, it certainly can't be…well, THAT!" spoke up Lady Une, who was standing in the corner. She had been silent in thought.
"Yes, there's just no way, right, Relena?"
"R-Right…"
~*3 more tests later*~
"Well, there's one more thing it could be…I know if it was true I'd be able to tell immediately, but…it can't possibly be true! I mean, I'm pretty sure it can't be…" muttered Sally, her slim handing resting on her head. She was leaning against a chair, her elbow propped up on it.
Relena sighed, as she downed another cup of strong coffee, "You're not approaching this in a practical way, Sally. If it's true, we'll need to find out who the father is and everything. Mmm…I like coffee…"
"Hmm…I thought you were being too mellow about this, Miss Relena. You're drinking beer," said Une, grabbing Relena's cup.
"Oh. Oops. Now give it back. I like it."
"…How many cups have you had?"
"I don't know. I thought it tasted funny, but I wasn't paying attention."
"How could you drink alcohol and not notice?"
"Umm…"
"Unless you DID know…Ugh, Miss Relena…"
"What? Une, don't act like you're not nervous!"
"…Is there any more?"
"Refrigerator. In the back. Now we know how Sally manages to cope with WuFei."
~*~*~*~
(See the A/N if you get confused in this part)
Suddenly, the balcony door burst open, and two figures ran in. They where Hilde Shidebaker and Duo Maxwell, clad as Noin and Milliardo.
Hilde dramatically put a hand to her forehead. "Duo, my ex-fiancé! And Relena, my hidden love! How could you two do this? And why didn't you let me in the fun?"
A small sweatdrop fell down Milliardo's forehead. He hated to say it, but Hilde couldn't act if her life depended on it. "Ummm… Oh! I LOVE Relena! Nothing will tear me away from her…but I do have some feelings for you, my ex-beloved…umm…Noin!" Milliardo couldn't believe he just said that. 'Who wrote this corny script anyways? Oh, yeah. It was Quatre, wasn't it? Thought it should be a dramatic love story instead of a sex scam. Figures…'
Noin gave a rather fake sounding gasp, and she clutched her heart with her hand, "Oh, my dear Duo, how could you do this to me?!? Although, I admit, I love you too, Milliardo!"
"What?!? But I am your brother, Relena! And I…I…LOVE NOIN!!" shouted Duo, tossing his head to the side, getting blinded by his now blond hair.
Hilde turned to Duo, "Oh! Milliardo, do you truly? Oh, why didn't you tell me before?!? But, I am going lesbian, I think. I love Relena, more than I love even you, Duo!"
Duo sweatdropped and thought, 'Man, it would really suck if I DID lose Hilde to RELENA…Err, where was this play? Oh, yeah,' "Umm, Hilde? No, wait, not Hilde, Noin! No wait, umm….Relena! No, I'm not supposed to be in love with Relena…."
Hilde turned to Duo, confused, "Are you sure? I thought you were in love with Relena and Noin…Wait, aren't you in love with Milliardo, too? No, you're playing Milliardo!"
"Don't say that Hilde, I'm going to have enough nightmares from this, already," muttered Milliardo.
Noin didn't say anything. She was too afraid of what might come out. And she was SO CLOSE…Milliardo's lips had been barely an inch away from hers…
~*~*~*~*~
JZero groaned and almost fell off the tree, "This is it. My career is over. This could have made me famous, I could see the headlines! 'Ex-Queen of the World and Ex-Gundam Pilot involved in love triangle with Queen Of the World's BROTHER!'"
"Oh, now, JZero, it won't be so bad. I have some very cute little pictures!" said Sarah, waving around her camera.
"……….."
"Well, I DO!"
"YEAH! That's it! We won't need the tape, the pictures will be enough! We'll write up a steamy article about the sex scandal between Duo Maxwell and Relena Peacecraft!"
Trowa just rolled his eyes, and continued taping. At the very least, he could give it to WuFei and Catherine. WuFei would enjoy blackmailing everyone, and Catherine just wanted to see what everyone looked like.
"Yeah, we'll be FAMOUS!" Sarah stood up and punched her fist into the air, and almost lost her balance. The branch shook underneath her, and she tripped. The camera that had been securely in her grasp slipped out her of her hand and…
*Boom*
"…I didn't think camera's could make small craters like that…"
"…SARAH!!!"
"Eek! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It was an accident!"
"…Oh, it doesn't matter, my career is ruined! I'll never work in the tabloid business again. At least I'm a good enough writer, to get other jobs. I can publish a bestseller or two, and make enough money to take a cruise. Yeah, that's what I'll do!"
"Well, it's easy for YOU to do that JZero. I hear Chimera has you rolling in money."
"It does. Maybe this isn't such a crime, I'll take a cruise to the Bahamas, and watch some anime, relax a bit. I deserve a vacation…"
"…." Trowa ignored the two, but something caught his eye about JZero. (Read A/N) His eyes trailed slowly from her face to her chest. Trowa widened his eyes, as he realized that…
A/N.
- Here is the coupling and costuming if anyone is confused…
Duo Milliardo
Milliardo Duo
Noin Relena
Hilde Noin
P = Played
Noin (P. by Hilde) is pretending to be in love with Relena (P. by Noin), Duo (P. by Milliardo) and Milliardo (P. by Duo)
Relena (P. by Noin) is pretending to be in love with Duo (P. by Milliardo) and Milliardo (P. by Duo)
Milliardo (P. by Duo) is pretending to be in love with Noin (P. by Hilde) and Duo (P. by Milliardo)
Duo (P. by Milliardo) is pretending to be in love with Relena (P. by Noin) and Noin (P. by Hilde)
- ^-^ Hey! JZero! Glad that you're ok with being in my story! Couldn't resist adding a reference to Chimera. Man, JZero-san is such a good writer! You guys should check out all of her story! A Memory Remains is a story I've read a million times without getting sick of, and A Single Goodbye had me in tears. SO CHECK OUT HER STORIES!
- Yes, this is a TROWA/MIDII STORY! Why he's looking at JZero-san is going to be explained in the next chapter! Hope no one was confused by the coupling. Cya!