More Interview Questions:
Mary Joe Wright, Miss Texas:
Stan: Why is Texas called the Lone Star State?
Mary Joe: Because it has one star, one symbol, one person to lead its way into global history. I'm talking about, of course, me!
Stan: If you had to be runner-up to one other contestant, which contestant would it be and why?
Mary Joe: I would have to choose my roomate, Gracie Lou Freebush because she would be very easy to food poison, as she sleeps in the bed right next to me.
Stan: You sang "You Light Up My Life" as your talent. Is this referring to any special being in your life?
Mary Joe: Excuse me?
Stan: Who is the person who lights up your life the most?
Mary Joe: Oh, that's easy! Me, of course! Why, without me, I would be nobody!
Stan: What advice would you give other girls entering the pagent next year?
Mary Joe: Remember that your dress looks better if your plastic breasts are pushed up!
Miss Nebraska:
Stan: What, would you say, has been your favorite part of this pagent so far and why?
Neb.: Well, I know that, but you don't know that! Because your SCREENWRITER didn't find me important enough to do anything on me! I may be the prettiest, most congenial one out there, but that would just ruin the story, wouldn't it? WOULDN'T IT?
(blank stare w/smile on his face from Stan...if you've seen the movie you'll know what I'm talking about.)
Stan: You are studying drama. What drew you to acting?
Neb.: Oh, I've been married 4 times and only divorced my last husband so that I could come and be a part of this pagent. I had to act very well because I was the co-star in the wonderful film, "Armma-get-it-on!" I love acting like I don't give a...darn.
Stan: I've been wondering who that other girl was! You were really in that movie?
Neb.: NO, BUT WHY DO YOU CARE?!? YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME ANYWAY!!!
And now a commercial break, after which we will interview Miss New Jersey and Miss Rhode Island!
--Psst, we already did them--
~~Oh, no one will notice!~~
A/N: Review. Review. Review.
Mary Joe Wright, Miss Texas:
Stan: Why is Texas called the Lone Star State?
Mary Joe: Because it has one star, one symbol, one person to lead its way into global history. I'm talking about, of course, me!
Stan: If you had to be runner-up to one other contestant, which contestant would it be and why?
Mary Joe: I would have to choose my roomate, Gracie Lou Freebush because she would be very easy to food poison, as she sleeps in the bed right next to me.
Stan: You sang "You Light Up My Life" as your talent. Is this referring to any special being in your life?
Mary Joe: Excuse me?
Stan: Who is the person who lights up your life the most?
Mary Joe: Oh, that's easy! Me, of course! Why, without me, I would be nobody!
Stan: What advice would you give other girls entering the pagent next year?
Mary Joe: Remember that your dress looks better if your plastic breasts are pushed up!
Miss Nebraska:
Stan: What, would you say, has been your favorite part of this pagent so far and why?
Neb.: Well, I know that, but you don't know that! Because your SCREENWRITER didn't find me important enough to do anything on me! I may be the prettiest, most congenial one out there, but that would just ruin the story, wouldn't it? WOULDN'T IT?
(blank stare w/smile on his face from Stan...if you've seen the movie you'll know what I'm talking about.)
Stan: You are studying drama. What drew you to acting?
Neb.: Oh, I've been married 4 times and only divorced my last husband so that I could come and be a part of this pagent. I had to act very well because I was the co-star in the wonderful film, "Armma-get-it-on!" I love acting like I don't give a...darn.
Stan: I've been wondering who that other girl was! You were really in that movie?
Neb.: NO, BUT WHY DO YOU CARE?!? YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME ANYWAY!!!
And now a commercial break, after which we will interview Miss New Jersey and Miss Rhode Island!
--Psst, we already did them--
~~Oh, no one will notice!~~
A/N: Review. Review. Review.