Disclaimer: I own nothing except for Barty, but he's for sale on e-bay if you want to buy him. I DO NOT advertise anorexia--its very dangerous and very bad--trust me, food is good...very good... : )

Selections from various interviews:


Miss Hawaii (Elaina Crewson)

Stan: What is your favorite food?

Elaina: *FOOD*??? Do you know how many calories are in *food*??? Trust me, anorexia is the way to go.


Miss California (Leslie Davis)

Stan: What is your favorite pagent activity?

Leslie: I would have to say sleeping with Barty.

(Another blank Stan-glance)

Leslie: Oh, you know! That judge....right....(Points) there! Hi, Barty! Am I going to win???

(Barty looks outraged)


Miss Tennessee (Belinda Brown)

Stan: What is your idea of a perfect date?

Belinda: That's easy! World peace!

*Flashback*

Miss Colorado (Kathy Morningside)

Host: What is the one most important thing our society needs?

Kathy Morningside: For every feminist in the world to be blown up!

(Eyebrow)

Oh, you want to know how? Here, let me show you!


A/N: If I misspelled anyone's name its because I'm too lazy to go look at the scene where everyone's name is introduced to spell it right. And if you don't understand Hawaii or California's, go back and watch the movie--you'll get it. They didn't tell you what state Kathy was from did they? I was joking about the e-bay in case anyone thought I was serious. Anyway...I can't think of anyone else to do so this might be the end...unless...hmmm...*picks up notebook*