*back with the good guys*
Zechs: *walking up to the Dynasty gate* Ok, here we are. The entrance to Relena's
hidaway.
Duo: Ooooo, creepy.
Wufei: Wuss.
Quatre: Well, we need to proceed carefully. No need for any of us to get
captured.
Zechs: Good thinking, Quatre. Ok, this is as far as I can go. Good luck,
Gundam Warriors. *disappears*
Duo: That guy is strange.
Trowa: Now would be a good time to get going.
*the four warriors enter Relena's world and split up in search of Heero*
*Back with Heero and Cale*
Cale: *pausing outside the throne room* Well, he we are. Relena will be
anxious to see you.
Heero: Big whoop.
Cale: Don't be /too/ excited. *rolls his eyes*
*inside throne room*
Relena: *pacing back and forth* When /is/ he going to get here?!
Dais: Calm down, Relena. Cale should be bringing him in anytime now.
Relena: I know, I know. It's just that I want to see him /SO/ bad!
Anubis: We know. You've only been talking about it for the last half hour!
Relena: So what? I- *knock on door* Come in!
*door opens and Cale enters with Heero in tow*
Cale: Master, I have brought you the boy you asked for.
Relena: *claps hands together* Oh goodie!! C'mere boy. *gestures 'seductively'
to Heero*
Heero: *fights the urge to cringe* No.
Relena: *blink* What? What did you say?
Heero: I said 'No'.
Relena: Fine, then I will come to you. *walks over to him*
Heero: *glares at her*
*meanwhile*
Quatre: *frustrated sigh* This is getting us nowhere!
Trowa: Calm down, Quatre.
Quatre: I mean, how are we supposed to rescue Heero when we don't even know
which building he's in???
Trowa: Don't worry, we'll find him. The giant head said she wanted Heero brought
to her, right?
Quatre: Right. So maybe we look for Relena's main building?
Trowa: Yes. I figure he was taken to that *points to a huge building in front of
them* one there.
Quatre: Ok. Then let's head over there!
*Quatre and Trowa run towards the building*
*Duo and Wufei*
Duo: Man! We're never gonna find the building he's in!
Wufei: Calm down Duo. I think I know where he's being kept.
Duo: You do? Where?
Wufei: Just keep heading towards that giant building over there.
Duo: Right! *starts running to the building*
Anubis: Not so fast! *holds his weapon pointed at them*
Wufei: Who the hell are you?
Anubis: You don't remember?
Duo: Does it /look/ like we remember??
Anubis: *sigh* Fine, I will tell you /again/! I am Anubis, warlord of Cruelty!!!
Duo: Oooo, I'm shaking.
Anubis: You will be!! Quake with Fear!!!
*Duo gets hit in the chest by Anubis' attack while Wufei leaps to the side just
in time to avoid getting hit*
Duo: *wrapped in chains* Hey, let me down!!
Anubis: No chance! *evil laughter*
Duo: Don't worry about me, Wufei! Go find Heero!!
Wufei: Right! *runs past them and to the large building*
*Heero and Relena*
Relean: *stroking a chained Heero's hair* Such a cutey-wutey, yes you are! *giggle*
Heero: Shut up!
Relena: Dais!
Dais: Yes Master?
Relena: Proceed with the ceremony!
Dais: Yes Master. *takes out a crumbly old book and opens it**ahem* Do you, Relena,
take this boy as your husband?
Heero: WHAT?!?!
Relena: Oh /HELL/ yeah!!
Dais: And do you, boy, take Relena as your wife or face a pot of boiling human
carcases if you fail to do so?
Heero: *glare* .....
Relena: *jabs him in the side* Say yes, you idiot!
Heero: No.
Relena: SAY IT!!!!
Heero: Go to hell.
Relena: *gasp*
Dais: I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss.
Relena: YAY! *grabs the chained Heero and gives him the smooching of his life*
Heero: *to 'best man' Cale* Where's the disinfectant?
Cale: The what?
Heero: *rolls eyes* The mouthwash.
Cale: Oh. It's in the bathroom.
Heero: Thanks.
Relena: Enough talk, let's go on our honeymoon!
*Door suddenly opens to reveal Anubis and an unconscious Duo*
Sekhmet: What do /you/ want Anubis?
Anubis: I brought the master a gift.
Relena: Oooo a wedding gift! What'd you bring me???
Anubis: *holding up Duo* A slave to wait on you hand and foot.
Relena: Spiffy! Take him to my chambers and chain him to the wall.
Anubis: Yes master. *leaves*
Relena: /Now/ it's time for our honeymoon!
*door busts open and Wufei, Quatre, and Trowa enter*
Wufei: Not so fast woman!
Relena: Why not? I want to go on my honeymoon!
Trowa: We want Duo and Heero!
Relena: /NO/!! Dais, Cale, Sekhmet! GET THEM!!!
*the three warlords attack the Gundam Warriors as Relena makes a mad dash for
the door with Heero in tow*
Quatre: *notices the escape attempt* I don't think so Relena! *tackles her and
smashes his weapon into her skull, knocking her out* Ha! Here, Heero, let me get
you out of those chains. *frees Heero*
Heero: Thanks, Quatre. *looks at Relena* Allow me to finish the job.
Quatre: Be my guest. *moves out of the way*
Heero: *VERY evil smile**takes out a hidden gun and blows a hole between Relena's
eyes* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! That felt good!
Sekhmet: *looks over at the sound of the gun and Heero's laughter* What did you do
to her, boyeee?
Trowa: He killed her.
Cale? She's gone? /YES/!! Now I don't have to take orders from her any more!
Quatre: Well now Heero's safe, but where's Duo?
Anubis: Allow me. *disappears and reappears a few seconds later with Duo* Here
you go. *tosses Duo by his braid at Quatre's feet*
Quatre: Thanks. *Squats next to Duo* Duo, are you ok?
Duo: I'm fine. Where's Heero?
Quatre: He's safe.
Duo: Good. Let's get the hell out of here!
*the five Gundam Warriors leave the Dynasty while the warlords party and dance
around Relena's dead body*
Oi... that seemed like a lame way to end. *shrugs* Oh well. And if y'all can't tell
what I thought about Relena when I wrote this, well, I ain't gonna give the answer ^_^
Zechs: *walking up to the Dynasty gate* Ok, here we are. The entrance to Relena's
hidaway.
Duo: Ooooo, creepy.
Wufei: Wuss.
Quatre: Well, we need to proceed carefully. No need for any of us to get
captured.
Zechs: Good thinking, Quatre. Ok, this is as far as I can go. Good luck,
Gundam Warriors. *disappears*
Duo: That guy is strange.
Trowa: Now would be a good time to get going.
*the four warriors enter Relena's world and split up in search of Heero*
*Back with Heero and Cale*
Cale: *pausing outside the throne room* Well, he we are. Relena will be
anxious to see you.
Heero: Big whoop.
Cale: Don't be /too/ excited. *rolls his eyes*
*inside throne room*
Relena: *pacing back and forth* When /is/ he going to get here?!
Dais: Calm down, Relena. Cale should be bringing him in anytime now.
Relena: I know, I know. It's just that I want to see him /SO/ bad!
Anubis: We know. You've only been talking about it for the last half hour!
Relena: So what? I- *knock on door* Come in!
*door opens and Cale enters with Heero in tow*
Cale: Master, I have brought you the boy you asked for.
Relena: *claps hands together* Oh goodie!! C'mere boy. *gestures 'seductively'
to Heero*
Heero: *fights the urge to cringe* No.
Relena: *blink* What? What did you say?
Heero: I said 'No'.
Relena: Fine, then I will come to you. *walks over to him*
Heero: *glares at her*
*meanwhile*
Quatre: *frustrated sigh* This is getting us nowhere!
Trowa: Calm down, Quatre.
Quatre: I mean, how are we supposed to rescue Heero when we don't even know
which building he's in???
Trowa: Don't worry, we'll find him. The giant head said she wanted Heero brought
to her, right?
Quatre: Right. So maybe we look for Relena's main building?
Trowa: Yes. I figure he was taken to that *points to a huge building in front of
them* one there.
Quatre: Ok. Then let's head over there!
*Quatre and Trowa run towards the building*
*Duo and Wufei*
Duo: Man! We're never gonna find the building he's in!
Wufei: Calm down Duo. I think I know where he's being kept.
Duo: You do? Where?
Wufei: Just keep heading towards that giant building over there.
Duo: Right! *starts running to the building*
Anubis: Not so fast! *holds his weapon pointed at them*
Wufei: Who the hell are you?
Anubis: You don't remember?
Duo: Does it /look/ like we remember??
Anubis: *sigh* Fine, I will tell you /again/! I am Anubis, warlord of Cruelty!!!
Duo: Oooo, I'm shaking.
Anubis: You will be!! Quake with Fear!!!
*Duo gets hit in the chest by Anubis' attack while Wufei leaps to the side just
in time to avoid getting hit*
Duo: *wrapped in chains* Hey, let me down!!
Anubis: No chance! *evil laughter*
Duo: Don't worry about me, Wufei! Go find Heero!!
Wufei: Right! *runs past them and to the large building*
*Heero and Relena*
Relean: *stroking a chained Heero's hair* Such a cutey-wutey, yes you are! *giggle*
Heero: Shut up!
Relena: Dais!
Dais: Yes Master?
Relena: Proceed with the ceremony!
Dais: Yes Master. *takes out a crumbly old book and opens it**ahem* Do you, Relena,
take this boy as your husband?
Heero: WHAT?!?!
Relena: Oh /HELL/ yeah!!
Dais: And do you, boy, take Relena as your wife or face a pot of boiling human
carcases if you fail to do so?
Heero: *glare* .....
Relena: *jabs him in the side* Say yes, you idiot!
Heero: No.
Relena: SAY IT!!!!
Heero: Go to hell.
Relena: *gasp*
Dais: I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss.
Relena: YAY! *grabs the chained Heero and gives him the smooching of his life*
Heero: *to 'best man' Cale* Where's the disinfectant?
Cale: The what?
Heero: *rolls eyes* The mouthwash.
Cale: Oh. It's in the bathroom.
Heero: Thanks.
Relena: Enough talk, let's go on our honeymoon!
*Door suddenly opens to reveal Anubis and an unconscious Duo*
Sekhmet: What do /you/ want Anubis?
Anubis: I brought the master a gift.
Relena: Oooo a wedding gift! What'd you bring me???
Anubis: *holding up Duo* A slave to wait on you hand and foot.
Relena: Spiffy! Take him to my chambers and chain him to the wall.
Anubis: Yes master. *leaves*
Relena: /Now/ it's time for our honeymoon!
*door busts open and Wufei, Quatre, and Trowa enter*
Wufei: Not so fast woman!
Relena: Why not? I want to go on my honeymoon!
Trowa: We want Duo and Heero!
Relena: /NO/!! Dais, Cale, Sekhmet! GET THEM!!!
*the three warlords attack the Gundam Warriors as Relena makes a mad dash for
the door with Heero in tow*
Quatre: *notices the escape attempt* I don't think so Relena! *tackles her and
smashes his weapon into her skull, knocking her out* Ha! Here, Heero, let me get
you out of those chains. *frees Heero*
Heero: Thanks, Quatre. *looks at Relena* Allow me to finish the job.
Quatre: Be my guest. *moves out of the way*
Heero: *VERY evil smile**takes out a hidden gun and blows a hole between Relena's
eyes* HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! That felt good!
Sekhmet: *looks over at the sound of the gun and Heero's laughter* What did you do
to her, boyeee?
Trowa: He killed her.
Cale? She's gone? /YES/!! Now I don't have to take orders from her any more!
Quatre: Well now Heero's safe, but where's Duo?
Anubis: Allow me. *disappears and reappears a few seconds later with Duo* Here
you go. *tosses Duo by his braid at Quatre's feet*
Quatre: Thanks. *Squats next to Duo* Duo, are you ok?
Duo: I'm fine. Where's Heero?
Quatre: He's safe.
Duo: Good. Let's get the hell out of here!
*the five Gundam Warriors leave the Dynasty while the warlords party and dance
around Relena's dead body*
Oi... that seemed like a lame way to end. *shrugs* Oh well. And if y'all can't tell
what I thought about Relena when I wrote this, well, I ain't gonna give the answer ^_^