"Damn I'm bored!" Ron threw a ball against the dorm wall. He gazed at the sleeping body of his best friend, Harry Potter, draped in blankets in the next bed. I wish I had someone to have in my bed with me, Ron thought. And then it occurred to him. The Christmas holidays are long, boring. But if he could play someone for just that length of time, it would be fun and provide him with the kind of company he longed for. So, who would it be? Harry… no, too close. Cho… no, not close enough. Draco…yeah, Draco! Making the enemy into the victim! Perfect!

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The next morning Ron woke up, and set out his plans to try and seduce Draco. He snuck out and crept to Draco's dorm (AN: I know they need a password to get into the other houses, let's say Ron bribed the password-portrait thing with chocolate.) He gently kissed Draco on his soft, tender lips… Draco was fast asleep, and so he gripped Ron in a tight embrace. He drew him closer, and kissed him, softly. But then Draco woke up. Ron froze as Draco's eyes carefully took in the position of his shaking body. "Was I dreaming, or did you really KISS me?" "Um, well, er…" "You did? Really? Oh, all this time I secretly loved you and so I made fun of you and made your life miserable! And now here you are!" (AN: Ok, it's not realistic, but it's interesting. Flame me later. Keep reading.) Ah. Ron was so relieved. "I have to admit, Ron, that I'm still a virgin, but will you change that? Oh will you?" "Er, sure." Ron began to strip and Draco reached out to touch the scrawny white flesh of his youthful chest. As Ron unzipped his pants, Draco gazed at him longfully. Ron climbed into Draco's bed and ran his fingers through his partners hair. Draco sank down under the covers and slowly began to…

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That evening at dinner Draco winked at Ron. Ron smiled back. They had set another meeting time for tomorrow. Ron had decided to tell Draco that he didn't want to see him anymore. Yeah, their affair had been short, but Ron had bigger fish to fry (as in girls). He had decided he didn't want to be gay. (AN: and this is so nasty I can't write this stuff!)

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The next evening, Ron met Draco outside the castle. He admitted it had been fun, but that they couldn't see each other anymore. Ron wasn't really gay, he was just experimenting with his sexuality. Draco was so pissed that he threw a hissy fit. He slapped Ron around a bit, and then got a large metal pole and hit him very hard over the head. Blood was everywhere, and Ron's skull was damaged badly. Draco threw the body into the lake. It started to rain and therefore the blood was washed away.

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Two days later Ron's body was found. Draco was charged with first degree murder and sentenced to the death penalty. He died a slow painful death in the electric chair. (The people forgot to put the water on his head.)