*must be funny
*someone has to say "Kiss me, I'm IRISH!"
*Harry can't be Irish. ;)
*Crabbe needs to get plastic surgery
*someone has to say "Yo soy muy aburrido" which is "I am very boring" in spanish
*someone needs to be wearing pink tights at one point
*a teacup needs to speak
*Gilderoy Lockhart needs to be mentioned or seen.
and know with out further ado i present:
The most Sirius death eater meeting
" I Gill dory Lockhart here by call this meeting to order"
"Who said you were in charge?" Crabbe SR asked
"Lord Voldemorts said that." Said Lord Voldemorts
"Lord Voldemorts said that!" someone gasped
"I just said that you imbusul, imbusiusna" Voldie Cried
" I'm a little tea pot short and stout here is my handle here is my spout-" Sirius Black said
"Sirius! I didn't know you were a death eater?" Harry gasped from underneath the invisibility cloak. "And you're wearing Pink Tights and a pink tutu!"
"Harry, you also didn't know this, I am Irish, so KISS ME IAM IRISH BABY YEAH!" Sirius added.
" I didn't know you were Austin Powers!!!!!!!" Harry Gasped.
"Yeah, Crabbe SR and I got plastic surgery, he got a better face, and I got a bigger thing." Sirius added. (A/N you didn't say which Crabbe)
"Umm Sirius did we kneed to know that???" Harry Piped.
" Well I did" Hermione said
They start to snog only to be interrupted by,
"HERMIONE!!!" Ron and Harry gasped.
"So baby, do I make you Horney?"
"Oh yes Sirius baby." Hermione cooed.
"Oh my god! Hermione's hormones have kicked in!" Ron screamed!!!!
"Imperio" Hermione screamed, their fore making Ron say
"Yo soy muy aburrido" Ron said
" I knew that Ron" a talking teacup said, that just happened to belong to Trelawny and that he had used to read the tea leaves,
"I agree with my cup", said Trelawny who was also a Death Eater,
(A/n: mi libro es muy muy muy aburrido [my story is very boring])
"Ahhhhhhh someone take these people to the padded room!!!!" Harry yelled.
Beau beau beau beau (it's supposed to sound like a fire truck) METMA Mandy comes in and takes everyone to The Padded Room.
*** In the Padded Room ***
Every one is wearing a straight jacket.
"Hello Mr. heartache, I've been expecting you, to ware you welcome mat, just like your son did..." Sirius Sang.
"NO DIXIE CHIX SONGS IN THE PADDED ROOM!!!!!!!" Yelled a guard.
"SHUT UP YOU BIG * censored*" Sirius called.
With that Voldie yelled AVAD KEDAVRA at the prison guard and he died, every one escaped and lived a happy life. THE END
FROM THE VIEW OF THE TEACUP.
(The other slightly better fic)
I am so fed up with Trelawny, yuck. She never fixes me ever. I have had many discussing tealeaves in my cup. Once, i had to read Ron Weasley tealeaves. I am surprised he didn't shout out right there, "jo soy aburido." he had nothing going on in his life. Once When Trelawny invited Lockhart up, she gave him MY SELF! I always knew he was baloney. And does every one think that I am made in Ireland??? I don't have to shout "kiss me i'm Irish!" on St.Patrics day. They kiss me anyway. Ohh and talking about evil people, Crabbe Jr took a sip ought to me, right after he got Plastic Surgery. EWWWWWWWWW. And to top it off, did you know that Trelawny wears PINK TIGHTS UNDER HER ROBES??? EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Heck i am fed up with this life, i am going now. *walks up to a window and falls down* helllllllllpppppppp i preeeeeeferrrrrr lifffffffeeeeeeeee assssssss a teeeeeeeeaaaaaaacupppppppp nnnnnnnowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
*someone has to say "Kiss me, I'm IRISH!"
*Harry can't be Irish. ;)
*Crabbe needs to get plastic surgery
*someone has to say "Yo soy muy aburrido" which is "I am very boring" in spanish
*someone needs to be wearing pink tights at one point
*a teacup needs to speak
*Gilderoy Lockhart needs to be mentioned or seen.
and know with out further ado i present:
The most Sirius death eater meeting
" I Gill dory Lockhart here by call this meeting to order"
"Who said you were in charge?" Crabbe SR asked
"Lord Voldemorts said that." Said Lord Voldemorts
"Lord Voldemorts said that!" someone gasped
"I just said that you imbusul, imbusiusna" Voldie Cried
" I'm a little tea pot short and stout here is my handle here is my spout-" Sirius Black said
"Sirius! I didn't know you were a death eater?" Harry gasped from underneath the invisibility cloak. "And you're wearing Pink Tights and a pink tutu!"
"Harry, you also didn't know this, I am Irish, so KISS ME IAM IRISH BABY YEAH!" Sirius added.
" I didn't know you were Austin Powers!!!!!!!" Harry Gasped.
"Yeah, Crabbe SR and I got plastic surgery, he got a better face, and I got a bigger thing." Sirius added. (A/N you didn't say which Crabbe)
"Umm Sirius did we kneed to know that???" Harry Piped.
" Well I did" Hermione said
They start to snog only to be interrupted by,
"HERMIONE!!!" Ron and Harry gasped.
"So baby, do I make you Horney?"
"Oh yes Sirius baby." Hermione cooed.
"Oh my god! Hermione's hormones have kicked in!" Ron screamed!!!!
"Imperio" Hermione screamed, their fore making Ron say
"Yo soy muy aburrido" Ron said
" I knew that Ron" a talking teacup said, that just happened to belong to Trelawny and that he had used to read the tea leaves,
"I agree with my cup", said Trelawny who was also a Death Eater,
(A/n: mi libro es muy muy muy aburrido [my story is very boring])
"Ahhhhhhh someone take these people to the padded room!!!!" Harry yelled.
Beau beau beau beau (it's supposed to sound like a fire truck) METMA Mandy comes in and takes everyone to The Padded Room.
*** In the Padded Room ***
Every one is wearing a straight jacket.
"Hello Mr. heartache, I've been expecting you, to ware you welcome mat, just like your son did..." Sirius Sang.
"NO DIXIE CHIX SONGS IN THE PADDED ROOM!!!!!!!" Yelled a guard.
"SHUT UP YOU BIG * censored*" Sirius called.
With that Voldie yelled AVAD KEDAVRA at the prison guard and he died, every one escaped and lived a happy life. THE END
FROM THE VIEW OF THE TEACUP.
(The other slightly better fic)
I am so fed up with Trelawny, yuck. She never fixes me ever. I have had many discussing tealeaves in my cup. Once, i had to read Ron Weasley tealeaves. I am surprised he didn't shout out right there, "jo soy aburido." he had nothing going on in his life. Once When Trelawny invited Lockhart up, she gave him MY SELF! I always knew he was baloney. And does every one think that I am made in Ireland??? I don't have to shout "kiss me i'm Irish!" on St.Patrics day. They kiss me anyway. Ohh and talking about evil people, Crabbe Jr took a sip ought to me, right after he got Plastic Surgery. EWWWWWWWWW. And to top it off, did you know that Trelawny wears PINK TIGHTS UNDER HER ROBES??? EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Heck i am fed up with this life, i am going now. *walks up to a window and falls down* helllllllllpppppppp i preeeeeeferrrrrr lifffffffeeeeeeeee assssssss a teeeeeeeeaaaaaaacupppppppp nnnnnnnowwwwwwwwwwwwwww