MENERVA MCGONNAGALS DAYS AT HOGWARTS.....
PRESENTED IN METMA MANDY VISION(WITCH IS A THING I MADE UP AND I WILL EXPLANE AT THE BOTTOM
RULES:
*It must be funny OR serious (i'll give you not-funny writers a chance!)
*it has to be from the point of view of a character (NOT an object)
*the character you are doing the point of view of CANNOT be Ron, Hermione,
Harry, Voldemort, or any of the overused ones. [A reminder that I give
points for originality.]
*must include the phrase "But...I don't like fruitcakes!" *laffs with xoe*
*someone has to die (it can be a sad or funny death.)
*there has to be a *DUH DUH DUH* barrette that plays pranks on people...
NOW BACK TO THE SHOW
I Minerva Susane McGonnagal am at hogwarts in detention.
I got in trouble for throwing the Snitch in the pond and for giving Lindsay McZazta a Barrette that plays pranks on her, like diying her hair bright green. i am suspended from all Quidditch games and practices and I haave detention for 3 months, and I took away 100 points for Griffindor. Somtimes I wonder why the sorting hat put me in Griffindor.
"AHHHHHHH I AM CHOCKIN ON AN PEICE OF CHALK HELP HELP ME HERE CANT YOU SEE I AM CHOACKING HERE???? the detention teacher yelled
"GOD WOMAN, I CAN SEE IT, PLANE AS DAYLIGHT LORD!!!!!!" I camly reply.
"YOU OBVIOSLY CAN'T SEE OR YOU WOULD BE HELPING ME..." and those were her last words, so i was let outta detention early(yessssssss strike one for Minnie!"
at the funeral, I had to make a *borring* speach on how nice Madam Mince was, and I had to aplogise to Samantha satchum her daughter for giving her the hair clip. (minnie 1 everyone else:100000)
my speech went like this:
Dear student body and teachers, here lies before us Madam Samantha Mince. The dention teacher. She was well, lets be honest , she was mean, really mean. Remember how she bragged about being able to swallow a whole peice chalk? Well ya know how she died? Cholking on Chalk, talk about a stupid woman *here Samantha
satchum
cried
out of the room*. No one, save Samantha misses here. I dare you, stand up if you liked here. *at this James Potter and gang, Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, and his cronnie Peter "wormtail" Petigrew.
stood up as a joke.
Lily Evans, and I were BFF's so we were ALWAYS trying to out do them in pranks*
* delt with them right then and their, i cursed them with the rainbow 48 hour spell so they were stuck in rainbow colors for 48 hours*
And with that, the speach ended.
Later, Rita Sketer, the Raven claw, asked me if i wanted some fruit cake, I could tell, by the smile on her face, it was inchanted. I said no, but she urged me on so i replied "But...I don't like fruitcakes!" Witch is too true. Later, we had a party in the common room, with 1 second of prair for respect of the dead (yeah right) So Students, I was not always a Strick Bookworm Girl *Harry and Ron gave Hermioen a look*. So in celebration of Madam Minces death, no homework! The class cheered.
The end.
Jk rowling owns everybody except Madam Mince and Samantha Sachums or the Rainbow 48 hour spell for they are mine mwhahaha mwahaha.
Now for you who wondered what METMA MANDY VISION IS. I own it, unless Metma Mandy would like part of it. It is A type of FanFiction. It is her Challenge, with my writing in it hahah email me if you want to use it.
PRESENTED IN METMA MANDY VISION(WITCH IS A THING I MADE UP AND I WILL EXPLANE AT THE BOTTOM
RULES:
*It must be funny OR serious (i'll give you not-funny writers a chance!)
*it has to be from the point of view of a character (NOT an object)
*the character you are doing the point of view of CANNOT be Ron, Hermione,
Harry, Voldemort, or any of the overused ones. [A reminder that I give
points for originality.]
*must include the phrase "But...I don't like fruitcakes!" *laffs with xoe*
*someone has to die (it can be a sad or funny death.)
*there has to be a *DUH DUH DUH* barrette that plays pranks on people...
NOW BACK TO THE SHOW
I Minerva Susane McGonnagal am at hogwarts in detention.
I got in trouble for throwing the Snitch in the pond and for giving Lindsay McZazta a Barrette that plays pranks on her, like diying her hair bright green. i am suspended from all Quidditch games and practices and I haave detention for 3 months, and I took away 100 points for Griffindor. Somtimes I wonder why the sorting hat put me in Griffindor.
"AHHHHHHH I AM CHOCKIN ON AN PEICE OF CHALK HELP HELP ME HERE CANT YOU SEE I AM CHOACKING HERE???? the detention teacher yelled
"GOD WOMAN, I CAN SEE IT, PLANE AS DAYLIGHT LORD!!!!!!" I camly reply.
"YOU OBVIOSLY CAN'T SEE OR YOU WOULD BE HELPING ME..." and those were her last words, so i was let outta detention early(yessssssss strike one for Minnie!"
at the funeral, I had to make a *borring* speach on how nice Madam Mince was, and I had to aplogise to Samantha satchum her daughter for giving her the hair clip. (minnie 1 everyone else:100000)
my speech went like this:
Dear student body and teachers, here lies before us Madam Samantha Mince. The dention teacher. She was well, lets be honest , she was mean, really mean. Remember how she bragged about being able to swallow a whole peice chalk? Well ya know how she died? Cholking on Chalk, talk about a stupid woman *here Samantha
satchum
cried
out of the room*. No one, save Samantha misses here. I dare you, stand up if you liked here. *at this James Potter and gang, Sirius Black and Remus Lupin, and his cronnie Peter "wormtail" Petigrew.
stood up as a joke.
Lily Evans, and I were BFF's so we were ALWAYS trying to out do them in pranks*
* delt with them right then and their, i cursed them with the rainbow 48 hour spell so they were stuck in rainbow colors for 48 hours*
And with that, the speach ended.
Later, Rita Sketer, the Raven claw, asked me if i wanted some fruit cake, I could tell, by the smile on her face, it was inchanted. I said no, but she urged me on so i replied "But...I don't like fruitcakes!" Witch is too true. Later, we had a party in the common room, with 1 second of prair for respect of the dead (yeah right) So Students, I was not always a Strick Bookworm Girl *Harry and Ron gave Hermioen a look*. So in celebration of Madam Minces death, no homework! The class cheered.
The end.
Jk rowling owns everybody except Madam Mince and Samantha Sachums or the Rainbow 48 hour spell for they are mine mwhahaha mwahaha.
Now for you who wondered what METMA MANDY VISION IS. I own it, unless Metma Mandy would like part of it. It is A type of FanFiction. It is her Challenge, with my writing in it hahah email me if you want to use it.