PRESENTING IN METMA VISION, I GIVE YOU
THE HARRY POTTER SCIENCE FAIR,
STARING METMA MANDY AS HER SELF.
THE REQUIRMENTS
*Someone needs to say "sore wa himitsu desu" which means, "Now that's a
secret" in Japanese.
*Someone's eyeball needs to itch
*it needs to rain cats and dogs...literally...
*a character needs to win 2nd place in something (go 2nd place!!)
*It must have a plot. (YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF WINNING WITHOUT THIS!!!)
*It needs to be funny.
*Must include "Ewww.... Ron, what did you DO to my BED???"
*Must include purple underpants. ^^
*And lastly, must include a telemarketer!
THE STORY:
"Oh my God! HARRY! Theres going to be a science fair! Want to be my partner?" Metma Mandy Squealed (A/N: She will now be known as Mandy)
"Shure why not? But the Twins are gonna win anyway."
"Nope, they aren't. Were gonna sabotage them so WE get FIRST place!"
"With what?"
"Harry, you are an idiot. What do we have that has a silver like watery material and looks like spare parchment?"
"Ummmmmm ahhhhhhhhhhhhh"
THWACK! Mandy had hit Harry on the Head.
"IDIOT! IT'S THE MARAUDERS MAP AND INVISIBILITY CLOAK! DUH!"
By now the whole common room was watching them.
"owwwwwwww, Mandy, that hurt, and I'm a magical artifact. Aren't you after the Equal Treatment For Magical Artifacts?
"Yes but..." She said dragged Harry out of the common room up the Girls Dormitory. " Lets tell some more while we think up a plan!"
~~~~~~~~~~~`The Girls Dormitory~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Hey Harry, Can Hermione and I join the group?" Ron asked
"Shure, fine by us." Mandy replyed
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh are these Lavenders Purple Underpants?"
"Yeah, now Shut up and sit on my bed."
"Ok"
"Hey! I have an idea! Let's make it rain Cats and Dogs, Litterly!" Mandy Gasped!
"How would we do that?" Hermione asked
"sore wa himitsu desu" Mandy said
"What does that mean?" Ron asked
" It means Ewwwwwwwwww... Ron, what did you do to my bed? "
"I made it...."
"Yeah you did, with Lavenders Underpants all over my pillows"
"Oops sorry"
"Any way, it means now that's A Secret in Japanese."
"Ohhhhh"
" Ummmmmmmm Hermione?" Harry Asked "Mandy hit me in the head 10 minuets ago and it's starting to make my eye ball itch///"
"ITCHIOUS STOPPIOUSNOWIUS"
"THANKS! What would have happened it was Moody's Eye?" Every one burst out laughing at that.
~~~~~~~~~~~~The Day Before the Fair~~~~~~~~~~~`
Shhhhhhhh Harry, be quiet. This is the twin's dorm here. Got the Salt?"
"Yep"
"Sugar?"
"Yep"
"Good, now Moody is a Judge, when they give out the sweet when he eats it, his eye.... will begin to itch...."
"Hahah" (A/N: Harry's laughing there)
~~~~~~~~The Science Fair~~~~~~~~~~~
"Professors, this is our experiment. We have made our own sweet; it's called the smart sweet. It makes you smarter."
Fred and George handed our there sweets.
"OWWWWWW MY EYE BALL ITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!" Moody yelled as he rubbed his magical eye!
"Weasly, Detention! For the rest of your day's at Hogwarts! With is a year!!!!!!!!" McGonnagal shouted
"Mr. Weasly and Mr. Weasly. I am Mr. Samuel Adams, Maker of Fine Beer and other stuff since 1776 (a/n: not the right date I know it has to do with the revolution) "Cried Sam Adams from the Cell Phone that had circularly papered in Thin Air. "Would you like to buy Eye Ball Itchy Away Powder? I can send it to you right away for just 17.79ยง!"Adams yelled.
"We'll take it!" McGonnagal Cried. "But you two are paying for it!"
"Now for our next act, The Amazing Quad Wizard Champions!" Dumbledorr cried.
"We will make the sky literally rain Cats and Dogs!!" Mandy Cried. They stewed a Potion and said the Magic Words" vini vini vichi!" and soon the ceiling began to have little kitties and puppies. It was really cute!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Award Ceremony~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"In 3rd place, The Heirs Of Slytherin with, moneypalooza." Dumbledor cried as he gave Malfoy Goyle and Crabbe the 3rd place trophy
"Second Place is The Next Generation of Marauders!" Moody cried as he gave Gred and Forge the 2nd place trophy.
"AND IN 1ST PLACE, THE QUADWIZARD CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dumbledor cried as he gave Mandy Ron Hermione and Harry the 1st place trophy.
THE END
THE HARRY POTTER SCIENCE FAIR,
STARING METMA MANDY AS HER SELF.
THE REQUIRMENTS
*Someone needs to say "sore wa himitsu desu" which means, "Now that's a
secret" in Japanese.
*Someone's eyeball needs to itch
*it needs to rain cats and dogs...literally...
*a character needs to win 2nd place in something (go 2nd place!!)
*It must have a plot. (YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF WINNING WITHOUT THIS!!!)
*It needs to be funny.
*Must include "Ewww.... Ron, what did you DO to my BED???"
*Must include purple underpants. ^^
*And lastly, must include a telemarketer!
THE STORY:
"Oh my God! HARRY! Theres going to be a science fair! Want to be my partner?" Metma Mandy Squealed (A/N: She will now be known as Mandy)
"Shure why not? But the Twins are gonna win anyway."
"Nope, they aren't. Were gonna sabotage them so WE get FIRST place!"
"With what?"
"Harry, you are an idiot. What do we have that has a silver like watery material and looks like spare parchment?"
"Ummmmmm ahhhhhhhhhhhhh"
THWACK! Mandy had hit Harry on the Head.
"IDIOT! IT'S THE MARAUDERS MAP AND INVISIBILITY CLOAK! DUH!"
By now the whole common room was watching them.
"owwwwwwww, Mandy, that hurt, and I'm a magical artifact. Aren't you after the Equal Treatment For Magical Artifacts?
"Yes but..." She said dragged Harry out of the common room up the Girls Dormitory. " Lets tell some more while we think up a plan!"
~~~~~~~~~~~`The Girls Dormitory~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Hey Harry, Can Hermione and I join the group?" Ron asked
"Shure, fine by us." Mandy replyed
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh are these Lavenders Purple Underpants?"
"Yeah, now Shut up and sit on my bed."
"Ok"
"Hey! I have an idea! Let's make it rain Cats and Dogs, Litterly!" Mandy Gasped!
"How would we do that?" Hermione asked
"sore wa himitsu desu" Mandy said
"What does that mean?" Ron asked
" It means Ewwwwwwwwww... Ron, what did you do to my bed? "
"I made it...."
"Yeah you did, with Lavenders Underpants all over my pillows"
"Oops sorry"
"Any way, it means now that's A Secret in Japanese."
"Ohhhhh"
" Ummmmmmmm Hermione?" Harry Asked "Mandy hit me in the head 10 minuets ago and it's starting to make my eye ball itch///"
"ITCHIOUS STOPPIOUSNOWIUS"
"THANKS! What would have happened it was Moody's Eye?" Every one burst out laughing at that.
~~~~~~~~~~~~The Day Before the Fair~~~~~~~~~~~`
Shhhhhhhh Harry, be quiet. This is the twin's dorm here. Got the Salt?"
"Yep"
"Sugar?"
"Yep"
"Good, now Moody is a Judge, when they give out the sweet when he eats it, his eye.... will begin to itch...."
"Hahah" (A/N: Harry's laughing there)
~~~~~~~~The Science Fair~~~~~~~~~~~
"Professors, this is our experiment. We have made our own sweet; it's called the smart sweet. It makes you smarter."
Fred and George handed our there sweets.
"OWWWWWW MY EYE BALL ITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!" Moody yelled as he rubbed his magical eye!
"Weasly, Detention! For the rest of your day's at Hogwarts! With is a year!!!!!!!!" McGonnagal shouted
"Mr. Weasly and Mr. Weasly. I am Mr. Samuel Adams, Maker of Fine Beer and other stuff since 1776 (a/n: not the right date I know it has to do with the revolution) "Cried Sam Adams from the Cell Phone that had circularly papered in Thin Air. "Would you like to buy Eye Ball Itchy Away Powder? I can send it to you right away for just 17.79ยง!"Adams yelled.
"We'll take it!" McGonnagal Cried. "But you two are paying for it!"
"Now for our next act, The Amazing Quad Wizard Champions!" Dumbledorr cried.
"We will make the sky literally rain Cats and Dogs!!" Mandy Cried. They stewed a Potion and said the Magic Words" vini vini vichi!" and soon the ceiling began to have little kitties and puppies. It was really cute!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Award Ceremony~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"In 3rd place, The Heirs Of Slytherin with, moneypalooza." Dumbledor cried as he gave Malfoy Goyle and Crabbe the 3rd place trophy
"Second Place is The Next Generation of Marauders!" Moody cried as he gave Gred and Forge the 2nd place trophy.
"AND IN 1ST PLACE, THE QUADWIZARD CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dumbledor cried as he gave Mandy Ron Hermione and Harry the 1st place trophy.
THE END