Once again, in METMA Vision, I proudly present:
Someone's weird case of nameisum.
The stuff that must be included:
*Must be funny, in txt format, and have a plot
*someone's ears must be cold
*someone needs to say "Lo, ani lo ohevet ha covah sheloh!" which means, "No, I
do not love your hat." in Hebrew. :)
*Molly Weasley needs to be mentioned or in the fic (she's cool.)
*You must write the entire fic without ever using the name "Harry" [laughs
manically]
*someone needs to chew gum obnoxiously
*and finally, there must be a striped cat.
The plot:
Someone develops a weird case of Nameisum (when they say that there name is something else.)
It was summer time at the Burrow. Ron's two best friends were staying over. Molly Weasly was drinking her morning coffee when all the sudden, Ron and Hermione came bursting down the stairs.
"MUM MUM! HE CAN'T REMEMBER HIS NAME, HE SAYS Its SNICUBWA!" Ron yelled at his mother.
Who's "He?"" Molly asked her sun
"You know, my Best Friend, "the boy who lived?" Ron said.
"Ohhhhh Ha-"
"DON"T SAY THAT NAME!" Ron bellowed at his beloved mother.
"Why not Ron? And "The Boy who lived" must be capitalized."
"Because, It seams he has developed a severer case of Nameisum, and if you say the victims name, it becomes worse." Said Hermione who had just walked in the door.
"Oh, hello dear, how are you doing?" Molly asked
"Just fine, Ron, Don't you just love my hat?" Hermione asked?
Hermione was wearing a light purple aka lavender hat with a white ribbon tied around it, she looked adorable with her light purple aka lavender sundress with a white ribbon tied around her waist. And a basket that carried Crookshanks in, tucked under her arm.
""Lo, ani lo ohevet ha covah sheloh!" Ron said.
"RONALD! IN THIS HOUSE, WE DO NOT INSULT ONES HAT! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU?"
"Sorry Mum...."
"Well, I think it is a perfectly lovely hat."
"Thank you Mrs.Weasly"
Just as Molly was about to say Thank You, Ha-
"DON'T SAY THAT NAME!" Ron Hermione and Molly bellowed.
Sorry, moving on... Just as Snicubwa came running down the stairs,
"Hello all!" Snicubwa said cheerfully.
Everyone looked at each other. Just then, Ginny came bursting down the stars, and stopped at the sight of Hermione.
"HERMIONE!!!!!" Ginny yelled.
"Hi Ginny, I was waiting for you to wake up so I could put my stuff in you room."
"Ok, Cool,. Want some gum?"
"Shure, wait, did Fred and George enchant it?"
"Yes, it only works on Animals so don't give Crookshanks any, they gave Errol some and he keeled over dead."
So they went up stars, chewing the gum obnoxiously and leaving the gum on the table for Crookshanks to eat.
Well, we must get Snicubwa to the Hospital, St.Mungos to be exact."Molly said. Then she caught sight of Crookshanks, He was Purple, with pink and green stripes.
"FIXIOUS CATINIMU!"Crookshanks returned to normal and so they all went to St.Mungos, Via Floo Powder.
Well Mr. Potter, it appears that you have the dreaded Namious Desies. This ot to cure you up, but be warned, you must rub it on you ears witch makes them cold. " The Doc said, rubbing it on Snicubaws ears.
'OWWWWW MY EARS ARE BURNING THERE SO COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:"
'Now Snicubwa, you must rub this on you're ears every hour. For one week, then you will be back to normal, as long as Fred and George don't touch it. " Molly said suspecting the worst.
Later that night, Fred and George struck again...
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!
Someone's weird case of nameisum.
The stuff that must be included:
*Must be funny, in txt format, and have a plot
*someone's ears must be cold
*someone needs to say "Lo, ani lo ohevet ha covah sheloh!" which means, "No, I
do not love your hat." in Hebrew. :)
*Molly Weasley needs to be mentioned or in the fic (she's cool.)
*You must write the entire fic without ever using the name "Harry" [laughs
manically]
*someone needs to chew gum obnoxiously
*and finally, there must be a striped cat.
The plot:
Someone develops a weird case of Nameisum (when they say that there name is something else.)
It was summer time at the Burrow. Ron's two best friends were staying over. Molly Weasly was drinking her morning coffee when all the sudden, Ron and Hermione came bursting down the stairs.
"MUM MUM! HE CAN'T REMEMBER HIS NAME, HE SAYS Its SNICUBWA!" Ron yelled at his mother.
Who's "He?"" Molly asked her sun
"You know, my Best Friend, "the boy who lived?" Ron said.
"Ohhhhh Ha-"
"DON"T SAY THAT NAME!" Ron bellowed at his beloved mother.
"Why not Ron? And "The Boy who lived" must be capitalized."
"Because, It seams he has developed a severer case of Nameisum, and if you say the victims name, it becomes worse." Said Hermione who had just walked in the door.
"Oh, hello dear, how are you doing?" Molly asked
"Just fine, Ron, Don't you just love my hat?" Hermione asked?
Hermione was wearing a light purple aka lavender hat with a white ribbon tied around it, she looked adorable with her light purple aka lavender sundress with a white ribbon tied around her waist. And a basket that carried Crookshanks in, tucked under her arm.
""Lo, ani lo ohevet ha covah sheloh!" Ron said.
"RONALD! IN THIS HOUSE, WE DO NOT INSULT ONES HAT! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU?"
"Sorry Mum...."
"Well, I think it is a perfectly lovely hat."
"Thank you Mrs.Weasly"
Just as Molly was about to say Thank You, Ha-
"DON'T SAY THAT NAME!" Ron Hermione and Molly bellowed.
Sorry, moving on... Just as Snicubwa came running down the stairs,
"Hello all!" Snicubwa said cheerfully.
Everyone looked at each other. Just then, Ginny came bursting down the stars, and stopped at the sight of Hermione.
"HERMIONE!!!!!" Ginny yelled.
"Hi Ginny, I was waiting for you to wake up so I could put my stuff in you room."
"Ok, Cool,. Want some gum?"
"Shure, wait, did Fred and George enchant it?"
"Yes, it only works on Animals so don't give Crookshanks any, they gave Errol some and he keeled over dead."
So they went up stars, chewing the gum obnoxiously and leaving the gum on the table for Crookshanks to eat.
Well, we must get Snicubwa to the Hospital, St.Mungos to be exact."Molly said. Then she caught sight of Crookshanks, He was Purple, with pink and green stripes.
"FIXIOUS CATINIMU!"Crookshanks returned to normal and so they all went to St.Mungos, Via Floo Powder.
Well Mr. Potter, it appears that you have the dreaded Namious Desies. This ot to cure you up, but be warned, you must rub it on you ears witch makes them cold. " The Doc said, rubbing it on Snicubaws ears.
'OWWWWW MY EARS ARE BURNING THERE SO COLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:"
'Now Snicubwa, you must rub this on you're ears every hour. For one week, then you will be back to normal, as long as Fred and George don't touch it. " Molly said suspecting the worst.
Later that night, Fred and George struck again...
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!