It's time once again for:
WHEN WEASLYS PLAY SOFTBALL
Presented in METMA Vision
The requirements (I remembered the word this time!)
*It must have a plot, be in TXT format, and funny.
*There must be softball
*someone needs to whistle "Dixie"
*A pink car needs to be in it
*someone's watch needs to brake.
*There have to be two or more rhyming lines.
*Someone needs to jump on one foot the entire time
*and lastly, someone needs to say "Ani rotzah lechem" which means, "I want
bread!" (For a female) in Hebrew.
THE STORY:
One Summer day, Harry was at the Weasly, They where about to start a game of Quidditch when Mrs. Weasly told the twins that they were grounded from Quidditch until further notice, Then, Hermione suggested something:" Whey don't we play Softball?"
"What's that?" asked all 4 weasly.
"It's a Muggle game, "
"A MUGGLE GAME? REALLY? MAY I PLAY?" Mr., Weasly yelled
"Shure dad." Ron yelled,
So, Hermione and Harry explained to the Weasly how to play softball. They divide up the teams:
The Marauders: Harry, Ron and Hermione
"Dang! We wanted that name!" Gred and Forge yelled!
"Too bad, you don't get to," Hermione said flatly.
Just then, as Mr., Weasly was hopping to get the ball and bat, his leg fell off,
" OH MY GOD! Mr. Weasly, are you all right? " Harry asked urgently,
"QUICK! HERMIONE, GRAB MY WAND AND YELL BLUDIOUS STOPPPPPIOUS"
" Why me?" Hermione asked
" Cause you're the only one I trust to do such a difficult spell, NO HURRY!"
IT turns out, Mr. Weasly was OK only, Ginny joined in on the game, so the teams would be un even till Ron pointed out that "Since Dad only has 1 leg, having Ginny on there team will help them, so basically, the teams are even."
"Brilliant Ron, don't know why I didn't think of it." Hermione said,
Ron Grinned at her, finally, he had thought of something before Hermione.
MOVING ON....
They started to play softball soon after that. Hermione was at bat, while Fred was pitching, the bases where loaded. Fred pitched, Hermione swung, and Ginny's watch broke when she caught the ball. (A/N: does this have a plot yet?)
With that, Ginny's team one, and they all had to hike up to dinner, Just then, Mrs. Weasly drove up in her pink Cadillac whistling "Dixie"
WHEN WEASLYS PLAY SOFTBALL
Presented in METMA Vision
The requirements (I remembered the word this time!)
*It must have a plot, be in TXT format, and funny.
*There must be softball
*someone needs to whistle "Dixie"
*A pink car needs to be in it
*someone's watch needs to brake.
*There have to be two or more rhyming lines.
*Someone needs to jump on one foot the entire time
*and lastly, someone needs to say "Ani rotzah lechem" which means, "I want
bread!" (For a female) in Hebrew.
THE STORY:
One Summer day, Harry was at the Weasly, They where about to start a game of Quidditch when Mrs. Weasly told the twins that they were grounded from Quidditch until further notice, Then, Hermione suggested something:" Whey don't we play Softball?"
"What's that?" asked all 4 weasly.
"It's a Muggle game, "
"A MUGGLE GAME? REALLY? MAY I PLAY?" Mr., Weasly yelled
"Shure dad." Ron yelled,
So, Hermione and Harry explained to the Weasly how to play softball. They divide up the teams:
The Marauders: Harry, Ron and Hermione
"Dang! We wanted that name!" Gred and Forge yelled!
"Too bad, you don't get to," Hermione said flatly.
Just then, as Mr., Weasly was hopping to get the ball and bat, his leg fell off,
" OH MY GOD! Mr. Weasly, are you all right? " Harry asked urgently,
"QUICK! HERMIONE, GRAB MY WAND AND YELL BLUDIOUS STOPPPPPIOUS"
" Why me?" Hermione asked
" Cause you're the only one I trust to do such a difficult spell, NO HURRY!"
IT turns out, Mr. Weasly was OK only, Ginny joined in on the game, so the teams would be un even till Ron pointed out that "Since Dad only has 1 leg, having Ginny on there team will help them, so basically, the teams are even."
"Brilliant Ron, don't know why I didn't think of it." Hermione said,
Ron Grinned at her, finally, he had thought of something before Hermione.
MOVING ON....
They started to play softball soon after that. Hermione was at bat, while Fred was pitching, the bases where loaded. Fred pitched, Hermione swung, and Ginny's watch broke when she caught the ball. (A/N: does this have a plot yet?)
With that, Ginny's team one, and they all had to hike up to dinner, Just then, Mrs. Weasly drove up in her pink Cadillac whistling "Dixie"