Here are the requirements for the new challenge: [week of 04.22.01]

*Must be in txt format and funny.

*Must include Katie Bell

*Someone needs to say, "Bugger off, can't you see we're busy?"

*Someone needs to have big hair. Very big.

*Must include a quart of motor oil. Don't ask...

*The pudding Dobby knocked over in CoS must be mentioned.

*Ron must be fascinated by an elevator.

*Someone needs to say, "Um, do you want a tissue?"



Those are the requirements, so on with the story:

Where's Katie when we need her?


Sitting on Katie Bells bed, Located in his own home, Fred Waited impatiently.

"When will that Witch get over her so we can get going"

"In one second if you would just SHUT UP!!" Replied an angry Katie.

Katie then emerged from Her Closet in a Tight Tiny Tube Top, and Mini Mini Skirt. Her long Brown Hair was up in a Braid. She knelt down next to Fred and Kissed him, and gave him nother and another and another and another. Till finally they where snogging and rolling around on the floor. Soon Ginny came in and was very surprised at the scene that awaited her arrival. Katie was half dressed with Fred on top of her French Snogging.

"FRED GEORGE WEASLY! I'M SURPRISED, HOW DARE YOU FRENCH SNOG WITH KATIE WHILE YOU ARE GOING OUT WITH ANGALINA!"

"Bugger off, can't you see where busy:" came Fred's muffled reply.

"Not anymore were not!" Katie exclaimed! She then duped a quart of Motor Oil In A Can on Fred's now big hair. (She had cursed him to make him have large hair) And left the room.

Now you see... Fred was now angry with Ginny. Very Angry. So he went to the only one he could ask for help in this house, his brother, George. He decided to bring Ron with him, due to the fact that he liked The Girl Next Door To George. (A/N: this is AFTER Hogwarts.) In Georges apartment.


In the loby, he decided to ride up the elevator to the 63rd floor Where Georges pent house Apartment.. The address for Georges apartment was : Dark Avenue, The Pent House Apartment Building, Floor 63, What ever state and city The Blaudare orphans live in. (A/N: The Blaudares are from a book. And for those of you who know what I'm talking about, Elevators are now IN and Esme's husband moved. (I don't remember his name)) When He got there, Ron was VERY fascinated by the Elevator.

"Fred, how does it move up and down like that?"

"It's on a system called a Pulley. Witch makes up go up and down up and down. Ya happy now?"

"You sound like Hermione. OK"

Finally, after all of Ron's nagging to go up and down a gain. They finally reached the 63rd floor.


George answered the door.

"Umm Fred," He said looking at Fred's hair "do you want a tissue?"

"NO, I need advice. This is what happened" and he launched in to the 3-hour story of what happened.

"Well Fred, only one thing to do, Prepare a meal for mum."

"Huh? What is up with that?"
But George had already closed the door and locked it. So Fred Left the building, leaving Ron to go jump out of the window of the building, because, he didn't know how to work the elevator, But, That's next weeks challenge... (A/N: Remember that for next week, there will be a quiz) But meanwhile,
Fred had realized what his George had said.



When Fred came home that night. He offered to make dinner for Molly. Of course, she graciously agreed. So, Fred got to working. He decided to make Sirloin Boneless Steak, Medium Rare. With Ketchup, Artichokes to dip in butter sauce and Ketchup. (A/N: NUM!!) It took him 3 hours to make the meal. So, it was about 5:00 in the morning when he was finished. Everyone except George and Ron and Katie sat down. (Remember, they moved out, except for Ron, he is on the pavement) Fred had a very fancy setting. Silver silverware and plates and glasses. White napkins, tablecloth, and candles. With Roses.

Ginny especially enjoyed the dinner.

For Desert, Hot Apple Cinnamon and Carmel pie, with whip cream, a cherry and French Vanilla ice cream. And Dobby's Famous Pudding with sugared Violets that's a couple million years old. But little did Ginny know, the Carmel on her pie was melted canary Crèmes. So... Lets just say, Melted Canary Crèmes are stronger than the whole ones.