OK, as you may know, Mandy is having us make something up different: The Harry potter characters get transpired to Alive In Wonderland here is how it goes (A? N: I've only seen the Disney Version, so if I get it wrong, don't sue me or I will make another famous: the [your name here] who flamed my story. OK???) Her we go:
Hermione was bored, really bored, she had finished her homework 5 hours ago, and it was all due in 2 weeks. Suddenly, she had an idea. She creped up her dorm and took out her old book from 1st year. It was one of her favorite stories. She looked at the Gleaming Gold cover and whipped all the dust off of it. ALICE IN WONDERLAND Suddenly, It wasn't just gleaming gold, it was gold and silvery mist like stuff swirling in the letters. She opened the book. She started reading... Soon, Harry and Ron came down.
" Hey Hermi, what are you doing?" Ron asked
"Shhhhhhhh, can't you see she's reading, let the genus read by her self. What are you reading? IS it about how the world came to be, and the placing of every cell? And how man came to be?" Harry Joked as Ron and him started laughing really hard.
"Nope, not this time, that was last week. Today, I'm reading Alice In Wonderland." Hermione answered.
"What's that??" Ron asked
"A Classic Muggle book that was turned in to a movie by Disney. For reverence, she The Jungle Book, By Rudyard Kipping," Hermione explained (A/N: LONG LIVE THE JUNGLE BOOK! LONG LIVE THE GIRAFFSE! DIE THE PART OF BAGHEERA I SHOULD HAVE GOTTED, AND WOULD HAVE DONE A BETTER PART AT!!! DIE THE OTHER CAMPUSES PLAY!!!! LONG LIVE THE PRESHOW!!! OK, I'm done now, I'll tell you more about that later... much later...)
"Ahhhhhhh:" Ron said. He and Harry leaned over the side, and started reading over Hermione's shoulder.
Suddenly, a gust of wind came in through the top of the tower (A/N: if you haven't guessed, there in Gryffindors Tower) and blew the pages from the book.
"Ohhhhh no!" came from Hermione as they were whirled in to the misty silver and gold stuff in the cover. Every thing went black.
When She woke up, she looked around; it looked like the whole of Hogwarts was surrounding them, all blacked out. How ever, she could we Crookshanks... CROOKSHANKS??? She pinched herself to make shure she wasn't dreaming. Nope, still awake. Well, Crookshanks was doing some... some.... Errrrr I'd rather not say what was going on between her and the Cheshire cat... She saw a little stream flowing by, and she had an Idea, maybe someone would know where they were, she would just make the water splash up on them so they would wake up... "WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!" she yelled at the water, it rose up and came crashing down on everyone. They all awoke with at start.
"What the censored are we doing here?" Malfoy snarled viciously
"I donno, but it is shure weirder," Shamus replied.
"Would anyone like a lemon drop?" Dumbledor inquired
"Now is not the time Albus..." McGonnagal retorted.
"Yes, all right, tomorrow then!"
"NO!" Everyone yelled.
"ok ok ok"
"First charge of business, we must figure out where we are, and we also must get our selves out of here ASAP!" Snape said
" I can do that," Hermione said " It says here on this tree: WELCOEM TO WONDERLAND, YOU ARE HERE. THE CASTLE IS HERE. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. And underneath it says, IF you have been transferred here VIA A book, I suggest ya find the rabbit and get your selves out of here ASAP!! Or you will all die mwahhahahahahah signed, Voldie, and the Queen Of Hearts who is Voldie cushion."
"Great, now we have 2 villains on our hands" Harry said.
" I can't wait to get this book with my supper disguise so I get out of here!" a Rabbit disguised in a stupid outfit said. He almost got the book and opened it when SNAP! Hermione shut it on his nose.
" Silly Rabit, this book if for kids, not rabbits!" Hermione said. Who apparently was watching TV too much?
"Now, how do we get out of here?" Snape asked
"Simple, for you, you find the whole in the log and crawl through. For me, I open the book and say the magic words: Hocus Pocus, Mali Mucus, make this book transport me back, back, we want back! OK??" The rabbit said
"OK, where's the log?"
"It's over the river and through the woods, to the log we go, SING WITH ME!" The rabbit said.
"The Rabbit knows the way to carry the book through the daisy meadow fields! O over the river and through the woods run fast our evil rabbit, jump over the ground like a hunting hound, for this is the way ay!" And they continued on like this for some time. Causing a headache for all our readers.
Soon, they came to the log and all crawled through. And they all where back at Hogwarts, THE End!
Hermione was bored, really bored, she had finished her homework 5 hours ago, and it was all due in 2 weeks. Suddenly, she had an idea. She creped up her dorm and took out her old book from 1st year. It was one of her favorite stories. She looked at the Gleaming Gold cover and whipped all the dust off of it. ALICE IN WONDERLAND Suddenly, It wasn't just gleaming gold, it was gold and silvery mist like stuff swirling in the letters. She opened the book. She started reading... Soon, Harry and Ron came down.
" Hey Hermi, what are you doing?" Ron asked
"Shhhhhhhh, can't you see she's reading, let the genus read by her self. What are you reading? IS it about how the world came to be, and the placing of every cell? And how man came to be?" Harry Joked as Ron and him started laughing really hard.
"Nope, not this time, that was last week. Today, I'm reading Alice In Wonderland." Hermione answered.
"What's that??" Ron asked
"A Classic Muggle book that was turned in to a movie by Disney. For reverence, she The Jungle Book, By Rudyard Kipping," Hermione explained (A/N: LONG LIVE THE JUNGLE BOOK! LONG LIVE THE GIRAFFSE! DIE THE PART OF BAGHEERA I SHOULD HAVE GOTTED, AND WOULD HAVE DONE A BETTER PART AT!!! DIE THE OTHER CAMPUSES PLAY!!!! LONG LIVE THE PRESHOW!!! OK, I'm done now, I'll tell you more about that later... much later...)
"Ahhhhhhh:" Ron said. He and Harry leaned over the side, and started reading over Hermione's shoulder.
Suddenly, a gust of wind came in through the top of the tower (A/N: if you haven't guessed, there in Gryffindors Tower) and blew the pages from the book.
"Ohhhhh no!" came from Hermione as they were whirled in to the misty silver and gold stuff in the cover. Every thing went black.
When She woke up, she looked around; it looked like the whole of Hogwarts was surrounding them, all blacked out. How ever, she could we Crookshanks... CROOKSHANKS??? She pinched herself to make shure she wasn't dreaming. Nope, still awake. Well, Crookshanks was doing some... some.... Errrrr I'd rather not say what was going on between her and the Cheshire cat... She saw a little stream flowing by, and she had an Idea, maybe someone would know where they were, she would just make the water splash up on them so they would wake up... "WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA!" she yelled at the water, it rose up and came crashing down on everyone. They all awoke with at start.
"What the censored are we doing here?" Malfoy snarled viciously
"I donno, but it is shure weirder," Shamus replied.
"Would anyone like a lemon drop?" Dumbledor inquired
"Now is not the time Albus..." McGonnagal retorted.
"Yes, all right, tomorrow then!"
"NO!" Everyone yelled.
"ok ok ok"
"First charge of business, we must figure out where we are, and we also must get our selves out of here ASAP!" Snape said
" I can do that," Hermione said " It says here on this tree: WELCOEM TO WONDERLAND, YOU ARE HERE. THE CASTLE IS HERE. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. And underneath it says, IF you have been transferred here VIA A book, I suggest ya find the rabbit and get your selves out of here ASAP!! Or you will all die mwahhahahahahah signed, Voldie, and the Queen Of Hearts who is Voldie cushion."
"Great, now we have 2 villains on our hands" Harry said.
" I can't wait to get this book with my supper disguise so I get out of here!" a Rabbit disguised in a stupid outfit said. He almost got the book and opened it when SNAP! Hermione shut it on his nose.
" Silly Rabit, this book if for kids, not rabbits!" Hermione said. Who apparently was watching TV too much?
"Now, how do we get out of here?" Snape asked
"Simple, for you, you find the whole in the log and crawl through. For me, I open the book and say the magic words: Hocus Pocus, Mali Mucus, make this book transport me back, back, we want back! OK??" The rabbit said
"OK, where's the log?"
"It's over the river and through the woods, to the log we go, SING WITH ME!" The rabbit said.
"The Rabbit knows the way to carry the book through the daisy meadow fields! O over the river and through the woods run fast our evil rabbit, jump over the ground like a hunting hound, for this is the way ay!" And they continued on like this for some time. Causing a headache for all our readers.
Soon, they came to the log and all crawled through. And they all where back at Hogwarts, THE End!