Once upon a time, a long time in the future, there lived 5 guys. But, these were not just any 5 guys. No, they were strong and daring, with an assortment of interesting hairstyles, various weapons, spandex and... magic powers?! Wait just a damn minute! *has a hurried conversation with her muse**lets Kage take her place and goes off to get some jelly donuts**the normally quiet muse laughs maniacally at what fate, er... he has in store for his unsuspecting victims in this PWP fic* Hmmm... Evil is a wonderful thing...
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Kisama... Shenlong Crystal Power, Make-up.
Heavyarms Crystal Power, Make-up.
Deathscythe Crystal Power, Make-up!
Sandrock Crystal Power, Make-up!
Ninmu ryoukai. Zero Crystal Power, Make-up.
::Sailor Zero leaps into action. Taking her stance, she points at the youma and says::
Zero: Omae o korosu.
All rest: *facefault*
Zero: *pulls pistol out of her spandex, (no wonder she took the job...) multicolored fuku and shoots the youma dead *BLAM!*
Youma: *hits ground with a satisfying cartoon CLUNK*
Zero: Ninmu kanryou.
::Sailor Zero looks smug. She adjusts her shoulder-length odangos and smirks::
::Sailor Deathscythe plays with her menacing scythe and re-arranges her braid::
Deathscythe: That's it!? This is waaaay too easy. I had more fun when we were pilots...
Zero: *growls* Hai...
Sandrock: Actually, this is kind of interesting...
Shenlong: *Looks at Sailor Sandrock in disgust and points her katana threateningly* Nani!? KUSO! You... you, WEAK ONNA!
Heavyarms: *rolls eyes* You're a girl too Sailor Shenlong...
Shenlong: *mouths silently**stares down at his white, green, and red fuku*
::Sailor Heavyarms flashes a rare smile, which is very becoming with her elegant features, wild bangs, shoulder-blade length brown hair and bright red, green, and orange fuku::
::Pretty, blonde, Sailor Sandrock looks hurt. She picks at her gray skirt::
Sandrock: I _mean_ that it's nice to fight the bad guy in a different way...
Zero: *lifts upper lip a little* Hn...
Deathscythe: *adjusts the riding-up black fuku skirt* All right, so what now? We should probably change back, ne?
::In response to her question, where Sailor Zero used to be is now standing (please tell me you already figured this out...) a Japanese boy with wild hair in a green tank top and spandex shorts::
Deathscythe: Oh...
::Sailor Deathscythe is now a cute guy in a black priest outfit with the same well kept ass length braid::
::Sailor Sandrock becomes a sea green eyed, blonde haired, vest clad Arabian::
::Sailor Heavyarms transforms into a guy wearing a blue-green turtleneck and jeans. He has a wild, gravity defying uni bang::
::Sailor Shenlong is a Chinese guy in baggy white pants and a dark blue tank top. His low ponytail is so tight it looks painful.::
Wufei: *sighs tiredly* Let's go home now.
Duo: *looking murderous* Yeah, I have something I need to tell that damn cat about my new job...
Quatre: *innocent as always* What's that?
Duo: O - *gets cut off*
Heero: - mae o korosu *produces another pistol from... spandex**smirks mischievously*
Trowa: *nods silently*
Wufei: *grins**brandishes katana* I will have JUSTICE!
Quatre: *gulps**mumbles* Okaaaaaaayyyyyyy... Now I'm scared...
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Kage giggles out loud for ten minutes before his author comes in and, afraid for her personal safety, slaps him.
Kage: *shakes his head* Gomen...
Lady Serena: I'm never letting you near pocky again... unless I want to do more humor. *reads the fic* I personally don't think it's that funny, but we'll test it on fanfiction.net anyway. *sighs* What am I going to do with you?
Kage: *giggles* Feed me to the Playmate of the month?
Lady Serena: -_-' Nooooooo... *slaps him upside the head* Stop that will ya?
Kage: *presses his palms together* Gomen nasai...
Lady Serena: Oh shutup... just do the Disclaimer of Doom
Kage: *hold up a sign*
::Disclaimer of Doom: Me don't beeze own'en none Wing of Gundam::
Lady Serena: o.O! Ne, Kage?
Kage: *sweetly* Nani?
Lady Serena: -_-' Did you run that through the spelling and grammar checker?
Kage: Uh... no.
Lady Serena: *sighs* Thought so... Oh well. Review minna!