Quatre
'n' His Cookies!
Part
Three~Wufei's Injustice
Disclaimer: I dun own Gundam, ye foolz!
Ariana Maxwell, property of me
Sarai Yuy-Okibi Chan
Kaminari Winner-Sami-chan
Note: I is weird! J
~*~
Quatre heard
Wufei spill his guts-er-cookies. And he listened very carefully…
"…and I
stole the cookie from Quatre's Cookie Monster Shrine!" Wufei finally blurted
out.
Heero looked
at him in disgust, spit at him, and walked away. Duo and Hilde had witnessed
the whole thing…
"That
was…interesting…" Hilde remarked.
"I betcha 10
bucks Quatre's gonna kill Wufei," offered Duo.
"You're on!"
grinned Hilde.
~*~
Quatre's
body tensed up, and he let out a mighty roar(o.o;;)! He leapt out at Wufei, and
started beating him up.
Meanwhile…
"Ahhh…goooooood…"
burped the Cookie Monster. "Big Bird, we go now."
"Okay,
Almighty Master," said the slave, Big Bird. "To the Teletubbies to wreak
havoc?"
"Yes,
Slave."
Meanwhile(again)…
"Hey! Let's
destroy Quatre's Cookie Monster Shrine!" giggled Ariana.
"Yeah, but
isn't he kinda busy and all?" questioned Kaminari.
"Not really!
He's beating up Wufei!" said Sarai, who was at the window.
"Alright!"
cheered the two others.
The crept
down a rope, from Sarai's bedroom window…
~*~
Short OOC Note:
BTW, the Cookie Monster Shrine is outside.
How? Quatre's kitchen has stairs leading to it…
~*~
Sarai called
Kuroneko(her Gundam), and jumped into it. In turn, Kami called Yume Usa, and
Ariana called Ginkitsune.
"Kuroneko!"
"Yume Usa!"
"Ginkitsune!"
"ATTACK!"
they chorused.
Sarai's beam
sword hit first.
"Yes!" she
chortled.
Then
Ariana's shadow beam, and Kami's swift attack.
They hopped
outta their Gundams, and crept back into Sarai's room.
"They'll
never guess," giggled Ariana.
"Maybe,"
said Kami, thoughtfully.
"Possibly,"
agreed Sarai.
For some
unknown reason, they started laughing.
~*~
Quatre had
gotten tired of pummeling Wufei, so he stopped for moment. Wufei slunk away,
like the coward he was.
"WUFEI! YOU
SHALL NOT--" Quatre started screaming, but noticed his Cookie Monster Shrine.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He fell to his knees, crying.
Soon, he created a whole sea of tears, and people floated around in boats and
on boyfriends.
~*~
"Alright! I
get 10 bucks, Hilde!" grinned Duo, punching the air.
"Not
technically," smirked Hilde. "You said kill Wufei, né? Well, he's still
alive…hand em over, or no more--"
"OKAY! OKAY!
FINE! YOU GET THE 10 DOLLARS!" screamed Duo, afraid for some reason.
~*~
^_^One more Chapter! How should
Wufei be punished?!
Lesse…
1)Heero catches his hurting Relena
again.
2)He's bombarded with cookies.
3)Sarai, Ari, and Kami track him
down.^.~
4)Drowns in the Sea of Quatre's
Tears. ^.~
5)Big Bird lands on him.
Now, remember, 3 good
reviews or no more Q&C!
And the most votes I get for
whichever way, wins!
BTW, I'm gonna do a few more
Humor series after this:
Duo's Hair/Braid
Trowa's Bangs/Hair
Wufei's Injustice
Heero-Omae O Korosu
Relena The Hippie
*~Ryo-chan
http://www.potter77.tripod.com/ryoindex.html
^Ryo's Corner
"I betcha 10 bucks Quatre's gonna kill Wufei!"