SCARY!!!
Anubis:*Wakes up* Uhh....Lita? Lita? LITA?!
Lita:*Wakes up too*WHAT?! OH, sorry. Yea?
Anubis:I was just thinking, waht do you wanna do today besides stay in
bed?
Lita:Oh, I don't know. *Looks up at ceiling* DEAR GOD!
Dais:*Looks down*Hello!
Anubis and Lita: OH MY GOD! *Run away necky*
Dais:That was interesting. *Follows Anubis and Lita*
*Anubis and Lita run into the kitchen where Kale, Sekhmet, and
Stephanie are enjoying their breakfast*
Sekhmet and Kale: OH MY GOD!
Stephanie:DEAR GOD!
Lita:*Covers her "you know whats"* Dang it! *Runs outside*
Sage:LITA?
Lita:Sorry Stephanie. DEAR GOD!!!!!
Sage:You look fine today, *snicker*. HA HA! AHHH!
*Lita runs inside and puts on some clothes, same as Anubis*
Sekhmet:Stephanie, run around nude.
Stephanie:*Slaps Sekhmet* NO!
Kale:Heh heh, why not?
Stephanie:BECAUSE, YOU IMMBOSILE! *Slaps both Sekhmet and Kale silly, or until they faint*
Meanwhile...
*Talpa and Queen Beryl are out on the beach walking*
Talpa:What do you think would be scarier? Me in boxers? Dais bald? Or just plain ol' Kayura?
Queen Beryl:Kayura. But you in boxers is se-xy!
Talpa:Oh?...
*Back at the Evil Dynasty*
Lita:Gasp! I sense that Talpa is DOING something!
Anubis:HuH!?
Sekhmet and Stephanie:She's on drugs.
Kale and Dais:Heh heh, HA HA HA...!!!
*All of a sudden a frying pan and a mirror "walk" up to Dais and Kale and beat em' up*
Lita:Come on, gang! *Acts like Freddy, not her old boyfriend* We have to go to that beach-place-thing!
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*The "gang" get's to the beach-place-thing!
Lita:That was quick!
All:Uh...Yea.
Lita:Okay, gang, look around for any clues of Talpa or Queen Beryl.
*Lita, Anubis, Stephanie, Kale, Dais, and Sekhmet are searching for clues*
Dais:What the-?! I think I found something! It's-It's-!
Kale:It's a pair of boxers! AHHHHHH!!! *Kale runs around screaming like a gurl*
Lita:CALM YOURSELF MAN! *Slaps Kale* *whispers to self* I touched him.
Kale:Thanks, I needed that.
Stephanie:Ya know what this beach needs is a plant and a dead fish.
Sekhmet:What do you think that is? *Points to dead fish and Dryad*
Stephanie:A dead fish and a plant spirit, I guess.
Lita:Okay gang! Let's get back to searching!
All:Okay.
Anubis:Hey! I found a trail of clothes!
Lita:Good work! Let's follow it.
*All follow trail to find Talpa and Queen Beryl*
Stephanie:EWWW! They're making out! Yuck!
Anubis:That's not right!
Lita:Okay you two, break it up!
Queen Beryl:Grrr! I'm going back to where I came from!
Lita:What. The Nega-forces' butt?
Talpa:Very funny! *says it sarcastically*
Lita:Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that.
Queen Beryl:You didn't?
Lita: NO! HA HA HA!
Queen Beryl:Grr...! I'm leaving! *Queen Beryl leaves*
Lita:Good ridantes!
*Ryo-oki appears on the scene*
Ryo-oki:Meow!
All:AHHH!!!
*Sasami appears on the scene*
Sasami:Hi guys! *looks at Dais*
Dais:Hi. *looks at Sasami strangly*
Sasami:*Eyes turn to hearts*
Lita and Stephanie:WHY YOU!!! YOU CAN'T LIKE HIM!! HE'S MINE!!
*Lita, Stephanie, and Sasami get into a fight about Dais*
Dais:Girls girls! You can all have me!
Stephanie:Good!
Sasami:Yea!!!
Lita:Oi. *sigh* Hooray! We're so happy! Right fellas? *takes all warlords
and puts arm around their necks*
Skehmet:*gasps for air* You're choking me!
Lita:Heh heh. Good. *evil smile on face*
Anubis:GO GO GO! Choke him!
Stephanie:That's not nice! *punches Anubis*
Lita:Ha ha! Good one! *slaps Stephanie*
Dais:Okay, no need for such hot haste.
Lita and Stephanie: Okay.
*N Sync comes in on the scene and starts singing "Bye bye bye"*
Talpa:Die! *N Sync gets squishered by Talpa's foot* Ha ha ha!
Lita:What'd ya do that for?
Talpa:Because, N Sync's been reincarnating themselves into our world
over and over again and they've been singing that song ALL THE TIME!
Lita:Oh.
*Everyone goes home for the night*
Sasami:I love your room!
Lita:Thanks.
Sasami:*looks at computer*
Lita:Wanna get on-line?
Sasami:Sure!
Lita:*gets on-line* Just to let ya know, I'm RVgirl.
Sasami:Okay.
RVgirl:Ar ye maties!
Water_Mercury_Ami:Is that you, Lita?
RVgirl:Ar. Is that ye, Stephanie?
Water_Mercury_Ami:Yea...
RVgirl:Then it be me, Lita. Sasami is over. It still be early, do ye
wanna come over?
Water_Mercury_Ami:Hold on, let me ask my mom.........She said sure.
RVgirl:Ar! We be in business!
Water_Mercury_Ami:See ya in a bit!
RVgirl:Ar, okay.
*gets off-line*
Sasami:Yea!!! Stephanie's comin' over!
*After 10 minutes Stephanie gets over*
Clock:Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding-dong!
Lita:Hm...12 o' clock. Time to go to bed.
Sasami:Can't we stay up longer?
Stephanie:Yea!
Lita:Sorry, we gotta go to bed. Ya don't wanna be cranky in the morning
do ya?
Sasami:I guess not.
Stephanie:Okay, we'll go to bed.
Lita:Okay. See ya in the morning.
*Lita, Sasami, and Stephanie got to bed*
CRASH!!!
Lita:HuH? Hm...Better wake up Stephanie and Sasami. Oh, and Ryo-ohki.
*At crashing site*
Alien:Ha ha!
THE END
Anubis:*Wakes up* Uhh....Lita? Lita? LITA?!
Lita:*Wakes up too*WHAT?! OH, sorry. Yea?
Anubis:I was just thinking, waht do you wanna do today besides stay in
bed?
Lita:Oh, I don't know. *Looks up at ceiling* DEAR GOD!
Dais:*Looks down*Hello!
Anubis and Lita: OH MY GOD! *Run away necky*
Dais:That was interesting. *Follows Anubis and Lita*
*Anubis and Lita run into the kitchen where Kale, Sekhmet, and
Stephanie are enjoying their breakfast*
Sekhmet and Kale: OH MY GOD!
Stephanie:DEAR GOD!
Lita:*Covers her "you know whats"* Dang it! *Runs outside*
Sage:LITA?
Lita:Sorry Stephanie. DEAR GOD!!!!!
Sage:You look fine today, *snicker*. HA HA! AHHH!
*Lita runs inside and puts on some clothes, same as Anubis*
Sekhmet:Stephanie, run around nude.
Stephanie:*Slaps Sekhmet* NO!
Kale:Heh heh, why not?
Stephanie:BECAUSE, YOU IMMBOSILE! *Slaps both Sekhmet and Kale silly, or until they faint*
Meanwhile...
*Talpa and Queen Beryl are out on the beach walking*
Talpa:What do you think would be scarier? Me in boxers? Dais bald? Or just plain ol' Kayura?
Queen Beryl:Kayura. But you in boxers is se-xy!
Talpa:Oh?...
*Back at the Evil Dynasty*
Lita:Gasp! I sense that Talpa is DOING something!
Anubis:HuH!?
Sekhmet and Stephanie:She's on drugs.
Kale and Dais:Heh heh, HA HA HA...!!!
*All of a sudden a frying pan and a mirror "walk" up to Dais and Kale and beat em' up*
Lita:Come on, gang! *Acts like Freddy, not her old boyfriend* We have to go to that beach-place-thing!
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*The "gang" get's to the beach-place-thing!
Lita:That was quick!
All:Uh...Yea.
Lita:Okay, gang, look around for any clues of Talpa or Queen Beryl.
*Lita, Anubis, Stephanie, Kale, Dais, and Sekhmet are searching for clues*
Dais:What the-?! I think I found something! It's-It's-!
Kale:It's a pair of boxers! AHHHHHH!!! *Kale runs around screaming like a gurl*
Lita:CALM YOURSELF MAN! *Slaps Kale* *whispers to self* I touched him.
Kale:Thanks, I needed that.
Stephanie:Ya know what this beach needs is a plant and a dead fish.
Sekhmet:What do you think that is? *Points to dead fish and Dryad*
Stephanie:A dead fish and a plant spirit, I guess.
Lita:Okay gang! Let's get back to searching!
All:Okay.
Anubis:Hey! I found a trail of clothes!
Lita:Good work! Let's follow it.
*All follow trail to find Talpa and Queen Beryl*
Stephanie:EWWW! They're making out! Yuck!
Anubis:That's not right!
Lita:Okay you two, break it up!
Queen Beryl:Grrr! I'm going back to where I came from!
Lita:What. The Nega-forces' butt?
Talpa:Very funny! *says it sarcastically*
Lita:Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that.
Queen Beryl:You didn't?
Lita: NO! HA HA HA!
Queen Beryl:Grr...! I'm leaving! *Queen Beryl leaves*
Lita:Good ridantes!
*Ryo-oki appears on the scene*
Ryo-oki:Meow!
All:AHHH!!!
*Sasami appears on the scene*
Sasami:Hi guys! *looks at Dais*
Dais:Hi. *looks at Sasami strangly*
Sasami:*Eyes turn to hearts*
Lita and Stephanie:WHY YOU!!! YOU CAN'T LIKE HIM!! HE'S MINE!!
*Lita, Stephanie, and Sasami get into a fight about Dais*
Dais:Girls girls! You can all have me!
Stephanie:Good!
Sasami:Yea!!!
Lita:Oi. *sigh* Hooray! We're so happy! Right fellas? *takes all warlords
and puts arm around their necks*
Skehmet:*gasps for air* You're choking me!
Lita:Heh heh. Good. *evil smile on face*
Anubis:GO GO GO! Choke him!
Stephanie:That's not nice! *punches Anubis*
Lita:Ha ha! Good one! *slaps Stephanie*
Dais:Okay, no need for such hot haste.
Lita and Stephanie: Okay.
*N Sync comes in on the scene and starts singing "Bye bye bye"*
Talpa:Die! *N Sync gets squishered by Talpa's foot* Ha ha ha!
Lita:What'd ya do that for?
Talpa:Because, N Sync's been reincarnating themselves into our world
over and over again and they've been singing that song ALL THE TIME!
Lita:Oh.
*Everyone goes home for the night*
Sasami:I love your room!
Lita:Thanks.
Sasami:*looks at computer*
Lita:Wanna get on-line?
Sasami:Sure!
Lita:*gets on-line* Just to let ya know, I'm RVgirl.
Sasami:Okay.
RVgirl:Ar ye maties!
Water_Mercury_Ami:Is that you, Lita?
RVgirl:Ar. Is that ye, Stephanie?
Water_Mercury_Ami:Yea...
RVgirl:Then it be me, Lita. Sasami is over. It still be early, do ye
wanna come over?
Water_Mercury_Ami:Hold on, let me ask my mom.........She said sure.
RVgirl:Ar! We be in business!
Water_Mercury_Ami:See ya in a bit!
RVgirl:Ar, okay.
*gets off-line*
Sasami:Yea!!! Stephanie's comin' over!
*After 10 minutes Stephanie gets over*
Clock:Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding-dong!
Lita:Hm...12 o' clock. Time to go to bed.
Sasami:Can't we stay up longer?
Stephanie:Yea!
Lita:Sorry, we gotta go to bed. Ya don't wanna be cranky in the morning
do ya?
Sasami:I guess not.
Stephanie:Okay, we'll go to bed.
Lita:Okay. See ya in the morning.
*Lita, Sasami, and Stephanie got to bed*
CRASH!!!
Lita:HuH? Hm...Better wake up Stephanie and Sasami. Oh, and Ryo-ohki.
*At crashing site*
Alien:Ha ha!
THE END