Quatre
'n' His Cookies
Part 4 –
Wuffy's Demise
Disclaimer:
I dun own GW. So der. ^~
Note:
Betcha thought I was dead, huh? LOL. I'll
have
Cherry Blossom's challenge-fic soon
nuff…when
I get enough 2xH data of course.
BTW, I
couldn't decide between
Heero
killing Wuffy, or the
"famous"
trio(Ari, Kami, Sarai)to kill him…
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author notes!
~*~
In their
room, the sisters sweatdropped. They had expected Quatre to be
upset…but…this…was a bit absurd. I mean, how many mentally balanced people
started a sea of tears over a Sesame Street character?!
"Uhhh…Kami…"
said Sarai, looking out the window. Ariana looked over her shoulder.
"Um,
ehehe…" said Ariana, and started laughing.
"What?"
asked Kaminari curiously. She looked over Sarai's other shoulder and fell back
against her bed. "Oh…my…"
Ariana
kept laughing and Sarai struggled to hide her smile, unsuccessfully.
Ariana
spied someone extremely familiar. Wufei Chang, Chang Wufei, Wuffy, Wu-man…
{::launches into a long
List of
Wufei's nicknames/names::} …uhh, anyways…escaping. Yes, Wuffy was escaping.
"GUYS!
WUFEI'S ESCAPING!" screamed Ariana. Kami woke up and Sarai put her hands over
her ears.
"Ow!"
whined Sarai.
"He's
escaping?!" asked Kami.
"You
heard me!" said Ari, and jumped into Ginkitsune(her Gundam).
"Where ya
goin'?!" yelled Sarai&Kami after her.
"I'm
gonna stop him!" yelled back Ariana.
Sarai and
Kami looked at eachother, and nodded. Wufei had been asking for it for a very long time…extremely long. Very
long. A long long…{Am I doing it again? Yeah? I'll stop now. ^^;; There are a
100 stuffies I could criticize Wufei about, but I won't. Cuz I know Wu-lovers
are reading this fic. Lol…} They both jumped into Yume Usa, and Kuroneko.
"One step
behind ya Ari!"
~*~
Wufei ran
super-fast(even for an animé char), away from Quatre. He didn't noticed a
certain blonde in his way, who didn't even see him…he ran straight into Relena,
knocking her down. Ow.
"Huh?
What? Wufei? Why are you running?" inquired Relena, but Wufei ran straight
away. Heero, in a tree, jumped down in a ninja outfit.
"WUFEI
HURT RELENA!" bellowed Heero, and ran after him(also very fast^^).
~*~
Duo
growled and handed Hilde 10 dollars. "I'm gonna kill Wufei…" he said, and
remembered he'd placed a miniscule bomb full of…mystery stuff…on him that would
explode if Heero got pissed. "Heh heh heh…" cackled Duo.
Hilde
sweatdropped, and whispered to herself. "He's had one Twinkie too many…"
~*~
Wufei ran
into a peaceful, charming forest clearing (think Snow White). He sighed, and
slumped against an old tree.
"No
cookie-crazed blonde…no annoying little sisters…no obsessive body guard…" he
trailed off, and went to sleep.
Jurassic
Park-like footsteps were heard in the distance.
Thump…thump…thump…*crash*…thump…thump…thump…*crash*…
Three huge Gundams burst through the trees, one falling next to
Wufei. But he still slept.
A motorcycle-like zoom was heard.
Zzzzzz….zzzzzzzz…zzzzzz…*crash*…zzzzzz…zzzzzzz…zzzzzzz…*crash*…
Heero skidded to a stop(no, not on a motorcycle, on his own feet
which were on fire by now). He had flames in his eyes, and he screamed an
uncoherent war cry of rage and obsession. "YOU HURT RELENA!" he screamed once
more.
Wufei still slept. Snoring. Out cold…
Duo's cackle echoed out to the clearing. Wufei slept on.
Then…Sally
Po jumped from a hand in Yume Usa.
"Chang
Wufei. You. Missed. Our. Date. Today," seethed Sally, quietly. The anger
obvious in her voice.
Wufei
woke up with a start, screaming. Sally smiled. Heero growled. The
Gundam-Sisters laughed.
"YOU HURT
RELENA!" (gee, I wonder who said that?)
"YOU
INSULTED US!" said Sarai through her Gundam.
"You
missed our date," complained Sally.
Duo's
cackle. "YOU DIDN'T DIE!"
Wufei
sweatdropped at this.
"One, I
don't give a damn about that damned weakling of a woman, Yuy! Two, you three
should burn in hell for calling me Wuffy! Three, I forgot Sally! Four, why the
hell would I want to die?!" said Wufei in one breath.
Heero's
eyes turned totally red, his hands grew claws, and his mouth opened in a
hideous smile with two blood-stained fangs inside. Sally just blinked, Duo's
never-ending cackle stopped…and the Gundam Sisters got angry.
Kureneko's
beam sword. Ginkitsune's shadow sword. Yume Usa's swift attack. All aimed at
Wufei…
Sally
just blinked.
Heero got
there first, though. With superhuman speed and human rage…he raced for Wufei.
Wufei didn't stand a chance.
"MOMMY!"
cried Wufei. "I'M SCARED!"
Heero
clawed at him and dodged the various attacks the Gundam Sisters threw at Wufei.
Finally, when all the Wufei-beating was done {yeah, I know, I'm so
descriptive}, Sally walked over to Wufei, and slapped him. A charred,
blackened, bloody Wufei fell to the ground, a white flag by his head. During
the battle, Duo's miniscule bomb had gone off. It had covered him in a school's
year-old liquidated mystery meat. Ew.
Ariana
took Wufei and threw him to America.
"In
America, WOMAN RULE!" she yelled to him.
~*~
Wow-ness!
^.~ I thought I'd never finish this fic! LOL…
Then
again, not like you'd care, seeing they suck.
^^What
fic should I do next?
I really
don't want to do Wufei's Injustice;
Quatre
'n' His Cookies were sort of
A Wufei –
Quatre fic, LOL.
Which one
should I do next:
1)Duo 'n'
His Braid
2)Trowa 'n'
His Bangs
3)Quit
writing and try and take
over the
world with an
albino
mouse named
Brain.
I
personally like #3, but #1's a second
Choice
:)
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