***Chapter Two***
Duo opened his car door. Usagi climbed in, refraining from plugging her nose. The car had food everywhere. You name it. French fries, hamburgers, corn dogs, open ketchup packages, moldy bread, and the list continued for some time. She tore at the seats. Taking notice that they were, thankfully, covered in ^clean^ black towels, Usagi exhaled. At least she didn't have to sit on anything dirty.
Running to the driver's side, Duo opened the door. He climbed in and slammed his door. Usagi could have sworn she saw rust falling off. "I got this baby a long time ago. Can't part with it. It's by old junkie."
Usagi nodded, trying to be as polite as possible. "I…hadn't noticed," she lied.
Duo smiled a conceded grin and drove off. "So, where are we headed?"
"A movie sounds good." Usagi said.
"Movie it is then!" Duo shouted happily.
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Heero squatted down on the roof of the car, pressing his ear down. "Movie?" He muttered. "Well, 'least he isn't taking her to some cheesy restaurant." Lifting his ear from the roof, he stretched out on the roof, looking up at the night sky. It would be a long ride, he thought, so he mine as well get some sleep out of it.
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Trowa drove around in his cherry red convertible. Quatre was seated in the passenger's seat, humming along with the music on the radio. Classical, of course. Trowa turned down the music as the came to a stoplight. "…Quatre, who does that look like to you?"
Quatre looked to the car next to him. "Well, that's Duo…and he's got a young lady with him."
"No…I mean the one on the roof." Trowa stated blankly, pointing.
"What are you talking about? Roof?" Quatre looked up. "Oh my, it's Heero!"
"Should have known." Trowa stated.
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Duo banged his head to the heavy metal on the radio, waiting at the light. Usagi pressed her back against the seat, not wanting to get close to the animal. She glanced over to the car next to them, which was considerably nicer then Duo's. The two guys in the next car were talking, pointing to roof on their car. Usagi hesitantly leaned over to Duo, turning the volume knob down. "Duo…who are those people and why are they looking at us?"
Looking over to the car next to them, Duo's eyes lit up. "Hey! Dude! It's Trowa and Quatre!! That's a n----ice car!"
"Yah," Usagi said, " but why are they looking over here?"
"Iunno." Duo said, shrugging. He rolled down the window and looked at Trowa. "He---y! What's goin' on?!"
"Well," Quatre started meekly, "there's a guy on your roof, Duo…"
"ROOF?! WHAT?!" Duo climbed out the window to find Heero stretched out over the car's roof. "HEERO!!!" He shouted.
Heero's eyes widened. Slapping his hand to his for-head, he jumped through the window and into the back seat. " Ugh…sickening."
Duo climbed back in. When he looked to his side, Trowa's car was gone. Taking notice to the honking of several cars, he looked up. The light was green. Deciding that the best decision in this situation was to go before the people get really mad and did something crazy, he pushed his foot on the gas and went through the green light. Duo glanced occasionally at Heero. Usagi finally turned around. "Wh…Who are you and what are you doing?"
"Heero Yuy…I'm his friend." Heero stated, sighing. He had been caught, something not very usual for him.
"Nan da…? Duo. You know this guy?"
"Yah…" Duo said, grinding his teeth. "He's … just a friend."
Heero snickered. Usagi looked back into the seat. "Hajimemashite."
"The pleasure is all mine." Heero stated, looking up into Usagi's sky-blue eyes.
Duo turned back and glared at Heero. Heero just gave his trademark death glare back, not caring. "Omae o korosu." He said, grimacing.
"When?" Duo asked.
"Later…" Heero replied sarcastically.
"Good. 'Cause I'm on a date right now."
"Hey, cool. That means I can go, right?"
"I guess I don't have a choice." Duo replied dully.
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"What movie?" Duo asked, directing the question towards Usagi.
"Hey, I want to see that new horror movie that just came out! You know, with all the airplanes and wars." Heero said, paying for his popcorn.
"Was I asking you?" Duo asked, looking back at Heero.
"I'm part of the date, remember?"
"Grr…yea, I guess." Duo stated, turning back. "Does that sound good to you, Usagi?"
"Sure, it sounds fine." Usagi replied.
"All right, then," Duo said paying for his ticket.
Usagi stood there, looking at the clerk. She then turned her gaze to Duo. "What a…" Usagi started, but was cut off by Heero.
"Yea, I know…" Heero said, handing the lady standing in the booth a five-dollar bill and two singles. "Don't worry about it."
Usagi smiled sweetly. "Thank you."
"Whatever." Heero said, walking away.
Usagi paid for the candy she wanted, and walked in. Squeezing past Duo she sat down in a seat. Both Heero and Usagi were looking at Duo. The man that didn't bother paying his date had a pile of candy and food piled to his face. Jelly beans, pop, popcorn, m & m's, skittles, sour patch kids, and jaw breakers. This was just half of it.
"Hungry?" Heero asked, raising one skeptical eyebrow.
"You bet!" Duo said, tossing a piece of popcorn in his mouth. Of course, he ^intended^ to catch it in his mouth, but that wasn't the case. It had flown behind him and landed on the lady behind him. "Oh…oh, I'm so…so sorry." Duo said, trying to look sincere. One couldn't help but almost laughing at the lady that sat behind him. She was very … horizontally overgrown. Pieces of her stomach were sagging over to the chairs that were to her left and to her right, where no one sat. She had a dress on that was a tacky shade of yellow, and was decorated with purple and pink flowers. Her eyeliner was heavy, and her eye shadow was scattered and uneven. The foundation she wore was all too heavy, and her blush was much to dark. She looked like a second-class circus clown.
"Not…a problem." She said, bending down to pick the piece of popcorn up. The chair squeaked when she squirmed. After several minutes of struggling, she finally reached it. "Do you still want it?" She asked in an overly masculine tone.
"Um…no thank you." Duo said.
The lady shrugged and popped it into her mouth, swallowing it without even chewing.
Usagi raised both eyebrows, exchanging a glance with Heero. Heero sat down, watching the previews. He propped his feet on the seat in front of him.
As the movie proceeded, Heero had started to getting bored. The movie wasn't really all that interesting, he had said he wanted to see it because he knew Duo didn't like these types of movies. Heero's only mission left in this world was to aggravate Duo until they day he died. Grabbing some of the popcorn Duo hadn't eaten yet, he threw it at selective people in the room. The people looked back for the culprit, but only found several people. There was no way in telling who did it.
Duo leaned over to Usagi and pressed his lips to hers. She was very relieved to found that he had had a mint before he did this. Returning the kiss, the two entwined in a moment of passion. Heero looked over. "HEY! I WANT TO PLAY!!" He screeched playfully in a low whisper.
Duo ignored the comment as much as possible. After hearing several minutes of whining, he tore away and glared at Heero, who was now staring 'innocently' at the movie screen. " You won't get the chance to kill me, because I'll do it first!!" Duo said, grinding his teeth. Heero merely snickered, and threw a piece of popcorn in his mouth. Unlike Duo, he had caught it in his mouth.
When the movie ended, the trio walked out. Usagi stretched, stifling a yawn. " I'll see you two later." Heero said, "I'll walk home."
"Yea, good idea," Duo responded bitterly.
"Ja ne!" Usagi shouted, wriggling her fingers in the air.
Heero slung a brown jacket over his shoulder and walked out the door. "Later."
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Usagi and Duo stood on her doorstep. "Look, I'm really sorry about how this turned out."
"It's okay. It actually wasn't half bad. I'd like to do it again sometime." Usagi said, smiling. She actually met it.
"Hontou da!?!" Duo asked, surprised.
"Yes, really." Usagi said and hugged him. She walked back inside her house and closed the door quietly.
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^ Okay. I'm no good at this humor thing, am I? Please, write reviews, tell me what you think, and answer my question. :Laughs: The next chapter might be out later then this one. I'm going to be working on two fics at once, so it might be hard. Also, I don't usually proofread my work. I know, I know, bad idea. I try sometimes, but I always forget. I ^do^ use spell check, but I don't look for the small errors. So if you see any, please let me know. I don't want to constantly look like a goof.
Translations:
· Nan da…? - What the…?
· Hajimemashite - Pleased to meet you/ How do you do?
· Omae o korosu- I'll kill you.
· Ja ne - See ya
· Hontou da!? - Really!?
Duo opened his car door. Usagi climbed in, refraining from plugging her nose. The car had food everywhere. You name it. French fries, hamburgers, corn dogs, open ketchup packages, moldy bread, and the list continued for some time. She tore at the seats. Taking notice that they were, thankfully, covered in ^clean^ black towels, Usagi exhaled. At least she didn't have to sit on anything dirty.
Running to the driver's side, Duo opened the door. He climbed in and slammed his door. Usagi could have sworn she saw rust falling off. "I got this baby a long time ago. Can't part with it. It's by old junkie."
Usagi nodded, trying to be as polite as possible. "I…hadn't noticed," she lied.
Duo smiled a conceded grin and drove off. "So, where are we headed?"
"A movie sounds good." Usagi said.
"Movie it is then!" Duo shouted happily.
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Heero squatted down on the roof of the car, pressing his ear down. "Movie?" He muttered. "Well, 'least he isn't taking her to some cheesy restaurant." Lifting his ear from the roof, he stretched out on the roof, looking up at the night sky. It would be a long ride, he thought, so he mine as well get some sleep out of it.
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Trowa drove around in his cherry red convertible. Quatre was seated in the passenger's seat, humming along with the music on the radio. Classical, of course. Trowa turned down the music as the came to a stoplight. "…Quatre, who does that look like to you?"
Quatre looked to the car next to him. "Well, that's Duo…and he's got a young lady with him."
"No…I mean the one on the roof." Trowa stated blankly, pointing.
"What are you talking about? Roof?" Quatre looked up. "Oh my, it's Heero!"
"Should have known." Trowa stated.
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Duo banged his head to the heavy metal on the radio, waiting at the light. Usagi pressed her back against the seat, not wanting to get close to the animal. She glanced over to the car next to them, which was considerably nicer then Duo's. The two guys in the next car were talking, pointing to roof on their car. Usagi hesitantly leaned over to Duo, turning the volume knob down. "Duo…who are those people and why are they looking at us?"
Looking over to the car next to them, Duo's eyes lit up. "Hey! Dude! It's Trowa and Quatre!! That's a n----ice car!"
"Yah," Usagi said, " but why are they looking over here?"
"Iunno." Duo said, shrugging. He rolled down the window and looked at Trowa. "He---y! What's goin' on?!"
"Well," Quatre started meekly, "there's a guy on your roof, Duo…"
"ROOF?! WHAT?!" Duo climbed out the window to find Heero stretched out over the car's roof. "HEERO!!!" He shouted.
Heero's eyes widened. Slapping his hand to his for-head, he jumped through the window and into the back seat. " Ugh…sickening."
Duo climbed back in. When he looked to his side, Trowa's car was gone. Taking notice to the honking of several cars, he looked up. The light was green. Deciding that the best decision in this situation was to go before the people get really mad and did something crazy, he pushed his foot on the gas and went through the green light. Duo glanced occasionally at Heero. Usagi finally turned around. "Wh…Who are you and what are you doing?"
"Heero Yuy…I'm his friend." Heero stated, sighing. He had been caught, something not very usual for him.
"Nan da…? Duo. You know this guy?"
"Yah…" Duo said, grinding his teeth. "He's … just a friend."
Heero snickered. Usagi looked back into the seat. "Hajimemashite."
"The pleasure is all mine." Heero stated, looking up into Usagi's sky-blue eyes.
Duo turned back and glared at Heero. Heero just gave his trademark death glare back, not caring. "Omae o korosu." He said, grimacing.
"When?" Duo asked.
"Later…" Heero replied sarcastically.
"Good. 'Cause I'm on a date right now."
"Hey, cool. That means I can go, right?"
"I guess I don't have a choice." Duo replied dully.
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"What movie?" Duo asked, directing the question towards Usagi.
"Hey, I want to see that new horror movie that just came out! You know, with all the airplanes and wars." Heero said, paying for his popcorn.
"Was I asking you?" Duo asked, looking back at Heero.
"I'm part of the date, remember?"
"Grr…yea, I guess." Duo stated, turning back. "Does that sound good to you, Usagi?"
"Sure, it sounds fine." Usagi replied.
"All right, then," Duo said paying for his ticket.
Usagi stood there, looking at the clerk. She then turned her gaze to Duo. "What a…" Usagi started, but was cut off by Heero.
"Yea, I know…" Heero said, handing the lady standing in the booth a five-dollar bill and two singles. "Don't worry about it."
Usagi smiled sweetly. "Thank you."
"Whatever." Heero said, walking away.
Usagi paid for the candy she wanted, and walked in. Squeezing past Duo she sat down in a seat. Both Heero and Usagi were looking at Duo. The man that didn't bother paying his date had a pile of candy and food piled to his face. Jelly beans, pop, popcorn, m & m's, skittles, sour patch kids, and jaw breakers. This was just half of it.
"Hungry?" Heero asked, raising one skeptical eyebrow.
"You bet!" Duo said, tossing a piece of popcorn in his mouth. Of course, he ^intended^ to catch it in his mouth, but that wasn't the case. It had flown behind him and landed on the lady behind him. "Oh…oh, I'm so…so sorry." Duo said, trying to look sincere. One couldn't help but almost laughing at the lady that sat behind him. She was very … horizontally overgrown. Pieces of her stomach were sagging over to the chairs that were to her left and to her right, where no one sat. She had a dress on that was a tacky shade of yellow, and was decorated with purple and pink flowers. Her eyeliner was heavy, and her eye shadow was scattered and uneven. The foundation she wore was all too heavy, and her blush was much to dark. She looked like a second-class circus clown.
"Not…a problem." She said, bending down to pick the piece of popcorn up. The chair squeaked when she squirmed. After several minutes of struggling, she finally reached it. "Do you still want it?" She asked in an overly masculine tone.
"Um…no thank you." Duo said.
The lady shrugged and popped it into her mouth, swallowing it without even chewing.
Usagi raised both eyebrows, exchanging a glance with Heero. Heero sat down, watching the previews. He propped his feet on the seat in front of him.
As the movie proceeded, Heero had started to getting bored. The movie wasn't really all that interesting, he had said he wanted to see it because he knew Duo didn't like these types of movies. Heero's only mission left in this world was to aggravate Duo until they day he died. Grabbing some of the popcorn Duo hadn't eaten yet, he threw it at selective people in the room. The people looked back for the culprit, but only found several people. There was no way in telling who did it.
Duo leaned over to Usagi and pressed his lips to hers. She was very relieved to found that he had had a mint before he did this. Returning the kiss, the two entwined in a moment of passion. Heero looked over. "HEY! I WANT TO PLAY!!" He screeched playfully in a low whisper.
Duo ignored the comment as much as possible. After hearing several minutes of whining, he tore away and glared at Heero, who was now staring 'innocently' at the movie screen. " You won't get the chance to kill me, because I'll do it first!!" Duo said, grinding his teeth. Heero merely snickered, and threw a piece of popcorn in his mouth. Unlike Duo, he had caught it in his mouth.
When the movie ended, the trio walked out. Usagi stretched, stifling a yawn. " I'll see you two later." Heero said, "I'll walk home."
"Yea, good idea," Duo responded bitterly.
"Ja ne!" Usagi shouted, wriggling her fingers in the air.
Heero slung a brown jacket over his shoulder and walked out the door. "Later."
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Usagi and Duo stood on her doorstep. "Look, I'm really sorry about how this turned out."
"It's okay. It actually wasn't half bad. I'd like to do it again sometime." Usagi said, smiling. She actually met it.
"Hontou da!?!" Duo asked, surprised.
"Yes, really." Usagi said and hugged him. She walked back inside her house and closed the door quietly.
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^ Okay. I'm no good at this humor thing, am I? Please, write reviews, tell me what you think, and answer my question. :Laughs: The next chapter might be out later then this one. I'm going to be working on two fics at once, so it might be hard. Also, I don't usually proofread my work. I know, I know, bad idea. I try sometimes, but I always forget. I ^do^ use spell check, but I don't look for the small errors. So if you see any, please let me know. I don't want to constantly look like a goof.
Translations:
· Nan da…? - What the…?
· Hajimemashite - Pleased to meet you/ How do you do?
· Omae o korosu- I'll kill you.
· Ja ne - See ya
· Hontou da!? - Really!?