Disclaimer:I do not own the smurfs though it would be neat but instead they own my brain....
Read and find out what happens next.Please r&r!!!!!
Smurfs that live inside my brain!
One morning I woke up and had a terrible headache.I went to the kitchen and tried to pour me some
milk.I was feeling very dizzy so I grabbed my glass and sat down on the couch beside my dog(muffin).
I tried to pick up my glass of milk but my arms started flying around.I had no control so I screamed"MY ARMS.....LIKE....NOODLES!!"I accidently hit my dog so she
bit me.Then all of a sudden I started to hear happy music inside my head.
I began to worry so I ran to the doctors.While I was sitting impatiently in the waiting room papa smurf came out of my nose
and said"howdy there big girl, smurf smurf smurf smurf" I really began to worry.So I ran into a room where the doctor was.
The doctor was about to give an old hairy man a flu shot in his tooshie so i said"AAAHHH THE HAIR".So the doctor took me into another room and said" So whats the problem?"
I said"theres smurfs in my head!" So he said "hmmmm well have a look at it" So he examined my head then said"well it appears that u have smurfs inside ur head"and then i said"well I knew that dr."
So he said "just eat alot of cheese and eventually theyll come out" I said ok and walked out.
Later that evening I got used to the idea that smurfs are in my head and then started playing egyptian ratscrew with brainy smurf.
THE END
PLEASE R&R!!!!!!!!!!!
Read and find out what happens next.Please r&r!!!!!
Smurfs that live inside my brain!
One morning I woke up and had a terrible headache.I went to the kitchen and tried to pour me some
milk.I was feeling very dizzy so I grabbed my glass and sat down on the couch beside my dog(muffin).
I tried to pick up my glass of milk but my arms started flying around.I had no control so I screamed"MY ARMS.....LIKE....NOODLES!!"I accidently hit my dog so she
bit me.Then all of a sudden I started to hear happy music inside my head.
I began to worry so I ran to the doctors.While I was sitting impatiently in the waiting room papa smurf came out of my nose
and said"howdy there big girl, smurf smurf smurf smurf" I really began to worry.So I ran into a room where the doctor was.
The doctor was about to give an old hairy man a flu shot in his tooshie so i said"AAAHHH THE HAIR".So the doctor took me into another room and said" So whats the problem?"
I said"theres smurfs in my head!" So he said "hmmmm well have a look at it" So he examined my head then said"well it appears that u have smurfs inside ur head"and then i said"well I knew that dr."
So he said "just eat alot of cheese and eventually theyll come out" I said ok and walked out.
Later that evening I got used to the idea that smurfs are in my head and then started playing egyptian ratscrew with brainy smurf.
THE END
PLEASE R&R!!!!!!!!!!!
