Title: How To Become A Canadian Citizen OR Ray Kowalski's unique ten easy steps to being Benton Fraser.
Disclaimer: Mistakes in this are mine. Fraser and RayK are
Alliances... Damn!
Pairing: Fraser and RayK
Mail: caffre19@hotmail.com
Note: Slight Spoiler alert!! In Burning Down the House, Ray finds a Guide on how to become a Canadian in ten easy steps. Well, seeing as he only got as far as 2, I thought I'd see what I'd come up with. I don't really see this as a list, more the continuation of the conversation as they head out the door to 'get their man! (despite the fact that this comes from a full season of actually knowing Fraser :) )Or woman, as the case actually was.
1. Get a big hat.
2. Lick electrical sockets, making sure their live first.
3. Be good at everything.
4. Know a lot of useless words, like germane.
5. Know everybody in Canada.
6. A wolf. You gotta have a wolf or it just doesn't make sense. Try to get one that pretends he's deaf.
7. Be ready to defend the uniform of the RCMP at the drop of a hat. Refer to step 1.
8. Somehow manage to never have a hair outta place. Neatness is its own reward, you gotta remember that.
9. Always carry that smelly mucus of some pregnant somethin' or other for emergencies.
10. Be polite to people holding you at gunpoint and threatening your life. Oh and never carry a gun just 'cause it's too much bother to fill out a couple of forms.
"That's just facetious Ray, and besides, technically that's eleven steps you know."
"Yeah well, don't let me forget logical to the point of death now will you."
"I won't Ray."
"Thanks Fraser."
"Your welcome."
The End
Disclaimer: Mistakes in this are mine. Fraser and RayK are
Alliances... Damn!
Pairing: Fraser and RayK
Mail: caffre19@hotmail.com
Note: Slight Spoiler alert!! In Burning Down the House, Ray finds a Guide on how to become a Canadian in ten easy steps. Well, seeing as he only got as far as 2, I thought I'd see what I'd come up with. I don't really see this as a list, more the continuation of the conversation as they head out the door to 'get their man! (despite the fact that this comes from a full season of actually knowing Fraser :) )Or woman, as the case actually was.
1. Get a big hat.
2. Lick electrical sockets, making sure their live first.
3. Be good at everything.
4. Know a lot of useless words, like germane.
5. Know everybody in Canada.
6. A wolf. You gotta have a wolf or it just doesn't make sense. Try to get one that pretends he's deaf.
7. Be ready to defend the uniform of the RCMP at the drop of a hat. Refer to step 1.
8. Somehow manage to never have a hair outta place. Neatness is its own reward, you gotta remember that.
9. Always carry that smelly mucus of some pregnant somethin' or other for emergencies.
10. Be polite to people holding you at gunpoint and threatening your life. Oh and never carry a gun just 'cause it's too much bother to fill out a couple of forms.
"That's just facetious Ray, and besides, technically that's eleven steps you know."
"Yeah well, don't let me forget logical to the point of death now will you."
"I won't Ray."
"Thanks Fraser."
"Your welcome."
The End