The Boyfriend Game
by: Ninja_09 & Some contributions from: Chibi Ruri
Chapter 2
dedicated to: Coke-the beverage that keeps me going on. ^_^
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Disclaimer: Gatekeepers doesn't belong to me blah blah blah... Don't sue me blah blah blah...
Author's notes: I'm the worst fanfic writer in the history of the world. You don't have to read this if you don't want to. If you read it though, please review it. FLAME ME, BOMB ME, Just please review my fic!
Words inside denote thoughts! ^_^
* * * * DON'T READ THIS BECAUSE THIS IS TOTAL NONSENSE * * * *
Ninja_09: I told ya so!
Chibi Ruri: I changed my mind, Ninja! Your fic is so awesome!
Ninja_09: You're just saying that cause you're involved here!
Chibi Ruri: You d@*^ got that one right!
Ninja_09: Whatever. *snaps her fingers then Chibi Ruri is automatically tied up with the telephone cord. Kageyama plushie also conveniently stuffed in her mouth.*
Chibi Ruri: Mmmppphhhh!!!!
Ninja_09: ^_^ That Kageyama plushie always works!
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Chibi Ruri: Are you all ready for your worst nightmare?
Gatekeepers: *gulp* N-not Really...
Ninja: *jumps on the stage* Chibi Ruri, you idiot! Don't threaten them!
Chibi Ruri: Whatever, sis! Just amusing myself...which reminds me...who are we entertaining?
Ninja: You baka! The audience, of course! ^_^ *points to the crowd in front of them* Well, I'd better get back to my director position! Don't wanna keep the audience waiting y'know!
Audience: Yeah!!!
Ninja: Lights! Camera! Action!
Chibi Ruri [in perfect news reporter voice]: Hello and good morning everyone! Here we are for another awesome episode of...."Boyfriends and Girlfriends R'Us!!!" Today, we have the really cool characters from....Gatekeepers!!! Say Hi to the audience, contestants!
Gatekeepers: Hi everyone!!!
Chibi Ruri: Now, the contestants will tell us some stuff about them! Let's start with...The Girls' team! Please introduce yourselves!
Ruriko: Umm....Hi. My name is Ruriko. I'm a gatekeeper. My gate's called the Gate of Life!
Kaoru: Hello everyone! I am Kaoru! I own the gate of close combat (?)!
Reiko: Ohayo desu! Reiko here! My gate makes wonderful illusions! Wanna see them?!
Chibi Ruri: Anou...maybe later, Reiko-chan! How bout you, Megumi?
Megumi: .....
Chibi Ruri: *sweatdrops* Megumi-chan doesn't seem to be in the mood. Anyway, Megumi owns a very cool gate! ^^;
Megumi: .....
Chibi Ruri: Whatever...Let's now move on to the boys' team!
Ukiya: Hello! I'm Shun Ukiya! My gate is the best 'cause it's so powerful and cool....*continues to describe his gate*
Chibi Ruri: Ok, Ukiya! How bout you, Specs?
Specs: Konnichiwa! My name's Megane but you may call me Specs! I'm AEGIS' top mechanic!
Bancho: I'm Bancho! I'm the most irresistable, cute, lovable, intelligent, handsome, macho.........
Chibi Ruri: Alright, Bancho! He's so dense! Anything to say, Kageyama?
Kageyama: ALL OF YOU ARE JUST BUGS ON THIS EARTH!!!
Chibi Ruri: ^^; Please Excuse Kageyama-kun! He's in a bad mood today.
Kageyama: *insert evil laugh* You wish, ya bug!
Chibi Ruri: *glares* Whatever. *quickly changes mood and grins* Anyway, guys, now that you're done introducing yourselves...It's time....for...the....INTERESTING PART!!!
Audience: Yay!!!! *cheers*
Gatekeepers: ???
Chibi Ruri: I'll be passing you a basket of questions written on tiny scrolls...one for the girls team color red and one for the boys color blue... *two baskets suddenly appear* All ya have to do is pick one up, then ask one of the contestants of the other team the question written on the scrolls! The contestant's name is written behind the scroll. You can only ask one question! First pick from the basket is the final choice. Anyone who attempts to replace their scroll will be severely punished, Understand?!
Gatekeepers: Hai!
Chibi Ruri: Alright then! You boys may start!
Ukiya: *takes up a scroll and opens it* Anou...Kaoru-chan, who was your first kiss?
Kaoru: *blushes* Do I have to answer that?
Chibi Ruri: Yes, Kaoru. If ya don't then I'll do something ba-ad...
Kaoru: Aright...B-bancho! *blushes furiously*
Chibi Ruri: It's alright, Kaoru-chan! Nothing to be ashamed of, right, Bancho? Yuck!
Bancho: Hai! Any girl who has kissed me should be proud of it!
Kaoru: H-hai! *blushes harder*
Chibi Ruri: Whatever...*throws up* Alright, Kaoru, your turn!
Kaoru: *picks up a scroll and opens it* Ukiya-senpai, what was the first thing that attracts you to women?
Ukiya: Hmm...that's a difficult question! *blushes*
Chibi Ruri: Now, let's all be honest now, Ukiya-kun!
Ukiya: Umm...I like girls who are smart....ITAI!!! *Ukiya is attacked by the same electric force that attacked Ruriko*
Chibi Ruri: Told ya so! *slyly grins* Please answer the question again!
Ukiya: Orororororo.......*swirly eyes*
Kaoru: Daijoubu, Ukiya-senpai?
Chibi Ruri: He'll be fine! Now, Ukiya-kun, answer the question now, onegai?
Ukiya: ......Ow! *is attacked again*
Ninja: Why don't ya just answer the stupid question?!
Ukiya: Alright! I'll answer it! -_-; Kuso! This game really sucks *whispers his answer softly*
Chibi Ruri: We can't hear you!!!!
Ukiya: Fine, ilikewomenwhohavebigbreasts.
Ruriko: Nani?!!!
Bancho: *nosebleeds*
Chibi Ruri: Okay, that answer's good enough! Now, Bancho-kun, it's your turn to ask a ques-tion!
Bancho: *wipes his nose with his sleeve* Okay...*picks up a scroll.....* *gulps* Megumi, what brand of underwear do you use?
Megumi: *is shocked* I don't intend to answer a stupid question like that.
Chibi Ruri [in a singsong voice]: Then, we'll just have to find out! Oh, Nin-ja! We have a lit-tle prob-lem!
Ninja: What the hell is it? *looks annoyed*
Chibi Ruri [still in sing-song mode]: Megumi-san won't answer our lit-tle ques-tion!
Ninja: Oh. Well, that's simple! *points her finger towards Megumi's skirt* We'll just have to find out for ourselves then!
Megumi: *her skirt goes up a little* Eek! Okay! Okay! I'll answer your idiotic question!!!
Bancho, Ukiya, Kageyama and Specs: *nosebleed*
Chibi Ruri: Well, Megumi-san, we're wait-ing!
B,U,K&S: Yeah, Megumi! We're wait-ing!
Megumi: *blushes* So-en...
Chibi Ruri: *Giggles* Arigato, Megumi-san. Your turn to ask now!
Megumi: Thank heavens that was over...this is harder than I thought! *picks up a scroll* Kageyama. *blushes* Who do you like better, me or Ruriko and why?
Kageyama: Simple. I don't like anyone of you because you're just stupid bugs waiting to be crushed.
Ruriko & Megumi: *glare*
Chibi Ruri: *sweatdrops* Okay, Kageyama. Your turn to ask.
Kageyama:.......
Chibi Ruri: Kageyama!
Kageyama:.........
Ninja: If ya don't follow instructions, I'll turn YOU into a bug!
Kageyama:........eh? YOU? turn ME into a BUG? *evil laugh* I don't think so!
Ninja: *claps her hands then Kageyama turns into a bug*
Kageyama [in squeaky bug-like voice]: Shimatta! Alright! I'll do your ^*&%^#@ demands! just turn me back to normal!
Ninja: That's better! *claps her hands again then Kageyama turns back to his normal self [antennae and wings included]
Kageyama: Nani?! I thought you were gonna turn me back to normal!
Ninja: Oh, yeah. *snaps her fingers and the wings and antennae disappear*
Kageyama:.....*picks up a scroll and breaks the seal* Reiko.
Reiko: Hai, desu?
Kageyama: If you were to marry one of us boys, who would it be? And why?
Reiko: Nani, desu?
Chibi Ruri: -_-; Please answer the question, Reiko-san.
Reiko: Anou, desu? I don't understand.....
Chibi Ruri:....eh? ^^;
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Ninja: What would Reiko's answer be?
Bancho, Ukiya, Kageyama & Specs: Not me!!!
Ninja: ^^; Well, we'll hopefully find out for sure at the next chapter!
Chibi Ruri: That's it?! Ya @$$#*%^! Continue it!
Ninja: I dunno.... -.-;
--to be continued...
by: Ninja_09 & Some contributions from: Chibi Ruri
Chapter 2
dedicated to: Coke-the beverage that keeps me going on. ^_^
* * *
Disclaimer: Gatekeepers doesn't belong to me blah blah blah... Don't sue me blah blah blah...
Author's notes: I'm the worst fanfic writer in the history of the world. You don't have to read this if you don't want to. If you read it though, please review it. FLAME ME, BOMB ME, Just please review my fic!
Words inside denote thoughts! ^_^
* * * * DON'T READ THIS BECAUSE THIS IS TOTAL NONSENSE * * * *
Ninja_09: I told ya so!
Chibi Ruri: I changed my mind, Ninja! Your fic is so awesome!
Ninja_09: You're just saying that cause you're involved here!
Chibi Ruri: You d@*^ got that one right!
Ninja_09: Whatever. *snaps her fingers then Chibi Ruri is automatically tied up with the telephone cord. Kageyama plushie also conveniently stuffed in her mouth.*
Chibi Ruri: Mmmppphhhh!!!!
Ninja_09: ^_^ That Kageyama plushie always works!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Chibi Ruri: Are you all ready for your worst nightmare?
Gatekeepers: *gulp* N-not Really...
Ninja: *jumps on the stage* Chibi Ruri, you idiot! Don't threaten them!
Chibi Ruri: Whatever, sis! Just amusing myself...which reminds me...who are we entertaining?
Ninja: You baka! The audience, of course! ^_^ *points to the crowd in front of them* Well, I'd better get back to my director position! Don't wanna keep the audience waiting y'know!
Audience: Yeah!!!
Ninja: Lights! Camera! Action!
Chibi Ruri [in perfect news reporter voice]: Hello and good morning everyone! Here we are for another awesome episode of...."Boyfriends and Girlfriends R'Us!!!" Today, we have the really cool characters from....Gatekeepers!!! Say Hi to the audience, contestants!
Gatekeepers: Hi everyone!!!
Chibi Ruri: Now, the contestants will tell us some stuff about them! Let's start with...The Girls' team! Please introduce yourselves!
Ruriko: Umm....Hi. My name is Ruriko. I'm a gatekeeper. My gate's called the Gate of Life!
Kaoru: Hello everyone! I am Kaoru! I own the gate of close combat (?)!
Reiko: Ohayo desu! Reiko here! My gate makes wonderful illusions! Wanna see them?!
Chibi Ruri: Anou...maybe later, Reiko-chan! How bout you, Megumi?
Megumi: .....
Chibi Ruri: *sweatdrops* Megumi-chan doesn't seem to be in the mood. Anyway, Megumi owns a very cool gate! ^^;
Megumi: .....
Chibi Ruri: Whatever...Let's now move on to the boys' team!
Ukiya: Hello! I'm Shun Ukiya! My gate is the best 'cause it's so powerful and cool....*continues to describe his gate*
Chibi Ruri: Ok, Ukiya! How bout you, Specs?
Specs: Konnichiwa! My name's Megane but you may call me Specs! I'm AEGIS' top mechanic!
Bancho: I'm Bancho! I'm the most irresistable, cute, lovable, intelligent, handsome, macho.........
Chibi Ruri: Alright, Bancho! He's so dense! Anything to say, Kageyama?
Kageyama: ALL OF YOU ARE JUST BUGS ON THIS EARTH!!!
Chibi Ruri: ^^; Please Excuse Kageyama-kun! He's in a bad mood today.
Kageyama: *insert evil laugh* You wish, ya bug!
Chibi Ruri: *glares* Whatever. *quickly changes mood and grins* Anyway, guys, now that you're done introducing yourselves...It's time....for...the....INTERESTING PART!!!
Audience: Yay!!!! *cheers*
Gatekeepers: ???
Chibi Ruri: I'll be passing you a basket of questions written on tiny scrolls...one for the girls team color red and one for the boys color blue... *two baskets suddenly appear* All ya have to do is pick one up, then ask one of the contestants of the other team the question written on the scrolls! The contestant's name is written behind the scroll. You can only ask one question! First pick from the basket is the final choice. Anyone who attempts to replace their scroll will be severely punished, Understand?!
Gatekeepers: Hai!
Chibi Ruri: Alright then! You boys may start!
Ukiya: *takes up a scroll and opens it* Anou...Kaoru-chan, who was your first kiss?
Kaoru: *blushes* Do I have to answer that?
Chibi Ruri: Yes, Kaoru. If ya don't then I'll do something ba-ad...
Kaoru: Aright...B-bancho! *blushes furiously*
Chibi Ruri: It's alright, Kaoru-chan! Nothing to be ashamed of, right, Bancho? Yuck!
Bancho: Hai! Any girl who has kissed me should be proud of it!
Kaoru: H-hai! *blushes harder*
Chibi Ruri: Whatever...*throws up* Alright, Kaoru, your turn!
Kaoru: *picks up a scroll and opens it* Ukiya-senpai, what was the first thing that attracts you to women?
Ukiya: Hmm...that's a difficult question! *blushes*
Chibi Ruri: Now, let's all be honest now, Ukiya-kun!
Ukiya: Umm...I like girls who are smart....ITAI!!! *Ukiya is attacked by the same electric force that attacked Ruriko*
Chibi Ruri: Told ya so! *slyly grins* Please answer the question again!
Ukiya: Orororororo.......*swirly eyes*
Kaoru: Daijoubu, Ukiya-senpai?
Chibi Ruri: He'll be fine! Now, Ukiya-kun, answer the question now, onegai?
Ukiya: ......Ow! *is attacked again*
Ninja: Why don't ya just answer the stupid question?!
Ukiya: Alright! I'll answer it! -_-; Kuso! This game really sucks *whispers his answer softly*
Chibi Ruri: We can't hear you!!!!
Ukiya: Fine, ilikewomenwhohavebigbreasts.
Ruriko: Nani?!!!
Bancho: *nosebleeds*
Chibi Ruri: Okay, that answer's good enough! Now, Bancho-kun, it's your turn to ask a ques-tion!
Bancho: *wipes his nose with his sleeve* Okay...*picks up a scroll.....* *gulps* Megumi, what brand of underwear do you use?
Megumi: *is shocked* I don't intend to answer a stupid question like that.
Chibi Ruri [in a singsong voice]: Then, we'll just have to find out! Oh, Nin-ja! We have a lit-tle prob-lem!
Ninja: What the hell is it? *looks annoyed*
Chibi Ruri [still in sing-song mode]: Megumi-san won't answer our lit-tle ques-tion!
Ninja: Oh. Well, that's simple! *points her finger towards Megumi's skirt* We'll just have to find out for ourselves then!
Megumi: *her skirt goes up a little* Eek! Okay! Okay! I'll answer your idiotic question!!!
Bancho, Ukiya, Kageyama and Specs: *nosebleed*
Chibi Ruri: Well, Megumi-san, we're wait-ing!
B,U,K&S: Yeah, Megumi! We're wait-ing!
Megumi: *blushes* So-en...
Chibi Ruri: *Giggles* Arigato, Megumi-san. Your turn to ask now!
Megumi: Thank heavens that was over...this is harder than I thought! *picks up a scroll* Kageyama. *blushes* Who do you like better, me or Ruriko and why?
Kageyama: Simple. I don't like anyone of you because you're just stupid bugs waiting to be crushed.
Ruriko & Megumi: *glare*
Chibi Ruri: *sweatdrops* Okay, Kageyama. Your turn to ask.
Kageyama:.......
Chibi Ruri: Kageyama!
Kageyama:.........
Ninja: If ya don't follow instructions, I'll turn YOU into a bug!
Kageyama:........eh? YOU? turn ME into a BUG? *evil laugh* I don't think so!
Ninja: *claps her hands then Kageyama turns into a bug*
Kageyama [in squeaky bug-like voice]: Shimatta! Alright! I'll do your ^*&%^#@ demands! just turn me back to normal!
Ninja: That's better! *claps her hands again then Kageyama turns back to his normal self [antennae and wings included]
Kageyama: Nani?! I thought you were gonna turn me back to normal!
Ninja: Oh, yeah. *snaps her fingers and the wings and antennae disappear*
Kageyama:.....*picks up a scroll and breaks the seal* Reiko.
Reiko: Hai, desu?
Kageyama: If you were to marry one of us boys, who would it be? And why?
Reiko: Nani, desu?
Chibi Ruri: -_-; Please answer the question, Reiko-san.
Reiko: Anou, desu? I don't understand.....
Chibi Ruri:....eh? ^^;
***
Ninja: What would Reiko's answer be?
Bancho, Ukiya, Kageyama & Specs: Not me!!!
Ninja: ^^; Well, we'll hopefully find out for sure at the next chapter!
Chibi Ruri: That's it?! Ya @$$#*%^! Continue it!
Ninja: I dunno.... -.-;
--to be continued...