The Boyfriend Game
by: Ninja_09 & Chibi Ruri
Chapter 3
dedicated to: 0xxx[=============
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Disclaimer: Gatekeepers doesn't belong to me blah blah blah... Don't sue me blah blah blah...
Author's notes: I'm the worst fanfic writer in the history of the world. You don't have to read this if you don't want to. If you read it though, please review it. FLAME ME, BOMB ME, Just please review my fic! This chapter was written by me and Chibi Ruri.
Sorry if the end sucks. It's cause I'm busy with schoolwork now -_-
Words inside denote thoughts! ^_^
* * * * DON'T READ THIS BECAUSE THIS IS TOTAL NONSENSE * * * *
Ninja_09: Why do you keep on reading this?
Chibi Ruri: Because I, the most beautiful and adorable girl in the world am involved here.
Ninja_09: No, seriously.
Chibi Ruri: What do you mean 'seriously'?
Ninja_09: Whatever.
Chibi Ruri: Hmph! *snaps her fingers then Ninja_09 is suddenly tied up with the telephone cord. *
Ninja_09: Ya forgot the plushie!
Chibi Ruri: Oh, yeah ^^;. *grabs a plushie [a Feiring one, in particular] and shoves it into Ninja's mouth*
Ninja_09: Mmmpphhh!
Chibi Ruri: Score again for Chibi Cutie Ruri! *flashes a v-sign*
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Chibi Ruri:....eh? ^^;
Reiko: Aha! I get it! Kageyama is asking who I wanna marry!
Chibi Ruri: Er...you're partly right...
Reiko: I wanna marry my Prince Charming! ^.^
Chibi Ruri: Wrong!
Reiko: But I love my Prince Charming!
Chibi Ruri: Er...who exactly IS your Prince Charming???
Reiko: I don't know yet! He's gonna dance with me at the ball!
Chibi Ruri: Baka...
Reiko: And I'm gonna wear a beautiful gown given to me by my Fairy Godmother!
Chibi Ruri: i'm gonna be sick!
Reiko: And we're gonna ride on a pumpkin...
Chibi Ruri: -_-; We'll be back after these messages! Ninja! Please take over! (^.^)
Ninja: Okay,sis! You're up for the commercial!
--Commercial--
Ninja: I did not direct that commercial.
Chibi Ruri: You wish, ya @$$#*%3!
Ninja: Whatever, just go away, it's my turn remember?
Chibi Ruri: Oh yeah, well, bye!
Ninja: Good riddance, burin!
Chibi Ruri: Sayonara, b!%(# *disappears*
Ninja: Now where were we? Oh, yes, Reiko-san! Please answer Kageyama-kun's question.
Reiko: Nani desu?
Ninja: *sweatdrops* Reiko-san, if you going to choose a 'Prince Charming' of your own among 'Prince' Bancho, 'Prince' Ukiya, 'Prince' Kageyama or 'Prince' Specs, who would it be?
Reiko: 'Prince' Specs desu!
Specs: *blush*
Ukiya: Man, congratulations, "PRINCE" Specs!
Bancho: Yeah, "PRINCE CHARMING"!
Ninja: thank God she answered! And why, Reiko-san?
Reiko: It's because 'Prince' Ukiya and 'Prince' Bancho already have their princesses! And Kageyama's only a bug desu ne!
Kageyama: Bug?! What the hell are you talking about?! *looks up and is suprised to see two anntenae on his head* Ninja no baka! What the ^&*@ did ya do?!
Ninja: I dunno, guess the bug gods got mad at you *snigger*
Kageyama: Feh, Ninja! That's not funny!
Ninja: *laughs* Sumimasen, Kageyama-kun! *snaps her fingers then the antennae disappear* Alright, Reiko, ask a question!
Reiko: Hai, desu! *picks up a scroll* Specs-kun! Anou...What color do you use for your underwear? Anou...I don't understand!
Ninja: *blushes* Neither do I! Chibi Ruri must've made up that question.
Chibi Ruri: You d@*^ betcha I did!
Ninja: -_- I thought you were gonna leave, Ruri!
Chibi Ruri: Whatever. So Specs, what's your answer?
Specs: *blushes* I'm not gonna answer!
Girls: *blush*
Chibi Ruri: If ya don't answer then, you'd have to go through the same procedure that Megumi went through!
Specs: *cries* I don't wanna tell ya!
Chibi Ruri: *points her finger at Specs*
Specs: *backs away and holds his pants up*
Chibi Ruri: You want to tell us or do you want to go through the hard way?
Specs: *cries* Wahhh!!! Ukiya-senpai help me!
Ukiya: Why don't you just answer the question, Specs? Megumi did, so you don't have a reason on not to do it!
Chibi Ruri: So, Specs ready to tell us?
Specs: *sniffles* Fine! My underwear's color is black...Ow! *an electric force attacks him*
Chibi Ruri: You're lying!
Specs: *hangs his head in defeat*
Chibi Ruri: Tell the truth or I'll pun-ish you! What's the color of your underwear?!
Specs: *sniffles* It's....it's....
Chibi Ruri: Yes, what is it? *is curious*
Specs: It's...it's....MAGENTA!!!! *breaks down and cries*
Gatekeepers: N-nani?!
Chibi Ruri: *sweatdrop* Eewww...gross....so, it's magenta, huh?
B, U, K: *laugh*
Ukiya: So, Prince Specs has magenta underwear! Hey, Specs, are you gay?
Specs: NO!!! I'm perfectly straight! It's just that my Aunt Martha keeps on forgetting that I'm a boy!
Bancho: Yeah, right Prince Charming! *snigger*
Everyone: *Laughs*
Specs: *face starts turning red cause of anger and embarrassment*
Ninja: Okay, okay, BREAK IT UP! Specs, your turn to ask!
Specs: Hai. *scowls* Oh! *grins widely and nosebleeds* Ikusawa-senpai!
Ruriko: Ulp!
Kaoru: I bet it's another hentai question!
Ninja: I'm afraid so....
Ruriko: $#!^ I hate this!
Ukiya: Nani? Lemme see that! Ooh! Interesting! *nosebleeds*
Chibi Ruri: Yeah, it is, now what the hell are you waiting for?! Ask the d@*^ question!!!
Specs: Hai! Ikusawa-senpai, how big are your boobs? What's your bra size?
Ruriko: N-n-nani?! I am not gonna answer that! Shit! What if that stupid chibi does something hentai again?! Might as well answer the dumb question than have my chest exposed to those perverts!
Ninja: You have to, Ruriko-san, it's part of the rules. Sorry, even if you're my favorite character, you have to follow the rules.
Ruriko: -_- That sucks.
Chibi Ruri: Answer the %^@#& question!!!
Ruriko: Alright, already! *deep breath* I'm a 36-B. Owowow! That d@*^ hurts!!! *she is hit again by the electric force*
Chibi Ruri: You know what that means!
Ukiya: Rurippe is a liar!
Chibi Ruri: Yup! Ya got that one! Ruriko, please be honest now? Please? You don't want your hair extentions to be burned from the electricity, would you?
Ninja: Ruriko-san does NOT have hair extentions! It's the real thing!
Chibi Ruri: No, it isn't!
Ruriko: Sh!t! How the hell did she know about those? Even commander doesn't know about that! Fine, I'm a 32-AA! Happy?
Chibi Ruri: Ya betcha! *grins*
Ukiya: Oh my God, Rurippe! 32-AA Your breasts are sooo big!
Bancho: Hime?! You're a 32-AA?! WAHHHH!!!!
Kageyama: First, magenta underwear,now 32-AA breasts...YOU BUGS ARE SO WEIRD!!!
Specs: Hey! Don't make fun of me! *pouts*
Megumi: Are you a lesbian, Ruriko? You are so stupid to make us believe that your hair and breasts are real.
Ruriko: *blushes* ....Sumimasen....
Ninja: Well, that's over now! Ruriko-san, please ask a question.
Ruriko: Hai...Bancho-kun, what do you prefer, thongs or briefs?
Bancho:....
Chibi Ruri: Well?!
Bancho: Anou...
Ninja: Yes?
Bancho [in a very small voice]: panties...
Ukiya: *laughs* Looks I'm the only straight guy around here!
B,K&S: *glare*
Ruriko: Baka, Ukiya-kun!
Ukiya: Urusai, you hair extension wearing freak!!!
Ruriko: *glare* Well, ex-cuuuussse me! YOU are the gay freak, Ukiya-kun!
Ukiya: Prove it, you sniveler!
Kaoru: Yamete! Stop it!
Ruriko: Mind your own business!
Kageyama: These bugs are just so violent....
Megumi:....
Reiko: Nani desu?
Ninja & Chibi Ruri: -_-
Specs: Ukiya-senpai! Ikusawa-senpai! Please stop fighting!
Ukiya: You can't tell me what to do, you magenta underwear wearing idiot!
Specs: Ulp!
Gatekeepers: @#&$(*@&#(!*)@$(*#@$&^!@#$&%*&
Ninja: *sweatdrop* Alright, that's all folks! Marami pong salamat sa inyong partisipasyon! (Thank you very much for your participation!)
Chibi Ruri: Okay bye bye now everyone! Always remember that... HENTAI RULZZZZ!!!
--Ending Song--
Oh Philippine Science High
Thou stands above with thy thoughts that lift
Ninja: Oops...wrong ending theme song...Anyway, thanx for reading my fic! Salamat (Thank you) for reviewing my story. (^_^) MARAMING SALAMAT!!! (^_^) Sorry if it sucks and funks. If you made it here, it means that you are a super patient person. ^_^
by: Ninja_09 & Chibi Ruri
Chapter 3
dedicated to: 0xxx[=============
* * *
Disclaimer: Gatekeepers doesn't belong to me blah blah blah... Don't sue me blah blah blah...
Author's notes: I'm the worst fanfic writer in the history of the world. You don't have to read this if you don't want to. If you read it though, please review it. FLAME ME, BOMB ME, Just please review my fic! This chapter was written by me and Chibi Ruri.
Sorry if the end sucks. It's cause I'm busy with schoolwork now -_-
Words inside denote thoughts! ^_^
* * * * DON'T READ THIS BECAUSE THIS IS TOTAL NONSENSE * * * *
Ninja_09: Why do you keep on reading this?
Chibi Ruri: Because I, the most beautiful and adorable girl in the world am involved here.
Ninja_09: No, seriously.
Chibi Ruri: What do you mean 'seriously'?
Ninja_09: Whatever.
Chibi Ruri: Hmph! *snaps her fingers then Ninja_09 is suddenly tied up with the telephone cord. *
Ninja_09: Ya forgot the plushie!
Chibi Ruri: Oh, yeah ^^;. *grabs a plushie [a Feiring one, in particular] and shoves it into Ninja's mouth*
Ninja_09: Mmmpphhh!
Chibi Ruri: Score again for Chibi Cutie Ruri! *flashes a v-sign*
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Chibi Ruri:....eh? ^^;
Reiko: Aha! I get it! Kageyama is asking who I wanna marry!
Chibi Ruri: Er...you're partly right...
Reiko: I wanna marry my Prince Charming! ^.^
Chibi Ruri: Wrong!
Reiko: But I love my Prince Charming!
Chibi Ruri: Er...who exactly IS your Prince Charming???
Reiko: I don't know yet! He's gonna dance with me at the ball!
Chibi Ruri: Baka...
Reiko: And I'm gonna wear a beautiful gown given to me by my Fairy Godmother!
Chibi Ruri: i'm gonna be sick!
Reiko: And we're gonna ride on a pumpkin...
Chibi Ruri: -_-; We'll be back after these messages! Ninja! Please take over! (^.^)
Ninja: Okay,sis! You're up for the commercial!
--Commercial--
Ninja: I did not direct that commercial.
Chibi Ruri: You wish, ya @$$#*%3!
Ninja: Whatever, just go away, it's my turn remember?
Chibi Ruri: Oh yeah, well, bye!
Ninja: Good riddance, burin!
Chibi Ruri: Sayonara, b!%(# *disappears*
Ninja: Now where were we? Oh, yes, Reiko-san! Please answer Kageyama-kun's question.
Reiko: Nani desu?
Ninja: *sweatdrops* Reiko-san, if you going to choose a 'Prince Charming' of your own among 'Prince' Bancho, 'Prince' Ukiya, 'Prince' Kageyama or 'Prince' Specs, who would it be?
Reiko: 'Prince' Specs desu!
Specs: *blush*
Ukiya: Man, congratulations, "PRINCE" Specs!
Bancho: Yeah, "PRINCE CHARMING"!
Ninja: thank God she answered! And why, Reiko-san?
Reiko: It's because 'Prince' Ukiya and 'Prince' Bancho already have their princesses! And Kageyama's only a bug desu ne!
Kageyama: Bug?! What the hell are you talking about?! *looks up and is suprised to see two anntenae on his head* Ninja no baka! What the ^&*@ did ya do?!
Ninja: I dunno, guess the bug gods got mad at you *snigger*
Kageyama: Feh, Ninja! That's not funny!
Ninja: *laughs* Sumimasen, Kageyama-kun! *snaps her fingers then the antennae disappear* Alright, Reiko, ask a question!
Reiko: Hai, desu! *picks up a scroll* Specs-kun! Anou...What color do you use for your underwear? Anou...I don't understand!
Ninja: *blushes* Neither do I! Chibi Ruri must've made up that question.
Chibi Ruri: You d@*^ betcha I did!
Ninja: -_- I thought you were gonna leave, Ruri!
Chibi Ruri: Whatever. So Specs, what's your answer?
Specs: *blushes* I'm not gonna answer!
Girls: *blush*
Chibi Ruri: If ya don't answer then, you'd have to go through the same procedure that Megumi went through!
Specs: *cries* I don't wanna tell ya!
Chibi Ruri: *points her finger at Specs*
Specs: *backs away and holds his pants up*
Chibi Ruri: You want to tell us or do you want to go through the hard way?
Specs: *cries* Wahhh!!! Ukiya-senpai help me!
Ukiya: Why don't you just answer the question, Specs? Megumi did, so you don't have a reason on not to do it!
Chibi Ruri: So, Specs ready to tell us?
Specs: *sniffles* Fine! My underwear's color is black...Ow! *an electric force attacks him*
Chibi Ruri: You're lying!
Specs: *hangs his head in defeat*
Chibi Ruri: Tell the truth or I'll pun-ish you! What's the color of your underwear?!
Specs: *sniffles* It's....it's....
Chibi Ruri: Yes, what is it? *is curious*
Specs: It's...it's....MAGENTA!!!! *breaks down and cries*
Gatekeepers: N-nani?!
Chibi Ruri: *sweatdrop* Eewww...gross....so, it's magenta, huh?
B, U, K: *laugh*
Ukiya: So, Prince Specs has magenta underwear! Hey, Specs, are you gay?
Specs: NO!!! I'm perfectly straight! It's just that my Aunt Martha keeps on forgetting that I'm a boy!
Bancho: Yeah, right Prince Charming! *snigger*
Everyone: *Laughs*
Specs: *face starts turning red cause of anger and embarrassment*
Ninja: Okay, okay, BREAK IT UP! Specs, your turn to ask!
Specs: Hai. *scowls* Oh! *grins widely and nosebleeds* Ikusawa-senpai!
Ruriko: Ulp!
Kaoru: I bet it's another hentai question!
Ninja: I'm afraid so....
Ruriko: $#!^ I hate this!
Ukiya: Nani? Lemme see that! Ooh! Interesting! *nosebleeds*
Chibi Ruri: Yeah, it is, now what the hell are you waiting for?! Ask the d@*^ question!!!
Specs: Hai! Ikusawa-senpai, how big are your boobs? What's your bra size?
Ruriko: N-n-nani?! I am not gonna answer that! Shit! What if that stupid chibi does something hentai again?! Might as well answer the dumb question than have my chest exposed to those perverts!
Ninja: You have to, Ruriko-san, it's part of the rules. Sorry, even if you're my favorite character, you have to follow the rules.
Ruriko: -_- That sucks.
Chibi Ruri: Answer the %^@#& question!!!
Ruriko: Alright, already! *deep breath* I'm a 36-B. Owowow! That d@*^ hurts!!! *she is hit again by the electric force*
Chibi Ruri: You know what that means!
Ukiya: Rurippe is a liar!
Chibi Ruri: Yup! Ya got that one! Ruriko, please be honest now? Please? You don't want your hair extentions to be burned from the electricity, would you?
Ninja: Ruriko-san does NOT have hair extentions! It's the real thing!
Chibi Ruri: No, it isn't!
Ruriko: Sh!t! How the hell did she know about those? Even commander doesn't know about that! Fine, I'm a 32-AA! Happy?
Chibi Ruri: Ya betcha! *grins*
Ukiya: Oh my God, Rurippe! 32-AA Your breasts are sooo big!
Bancho: Hime?! You're a 32-AA?! WAHHHH!!!!
Kageyama: First, magenta underwear,now 32-AA breasts...YOU BUGS ARE SO WEIRD!!!
Specs: Hey! Don't make fun of me! *pouts*
Megumi: Are you a lesbian, Ruriko? You are so stupid to make us believe that your hair and breasts are real.
Ruriko: *blushes* ....Sumimasen....
Ninja: Well, that's over now! Ruriko-san, please ask a question.
Ruriko: Hai...Bancho-kun, what do you prefer, thongs or briefs?
Bancho:....
Chibi Ruri: Well?!
Bancho: Anou...
Ninja: Yes?
Bancho [in a very small voice]: panties...
Ukiya: *laughs* Looks I'm the only straight guy around here!
B,K&S: *glare*
Ruriko: Baka, Ukiya-kun!
Ukiya: Urusai, you hair extension wearing freak!!!
Ruriko: *glare* Well, ex-cuuuussse me! YOU are the gay freak, Ukiya-kun!
Ukiya: Prove it, you sniveler!
Kaoru: Yamete! Stop it!
Ruriko: Mind your own business!
Kageyama: These bugs are just so violent....
Megumi:....
Reiko: Nani desu?
Ninja & Chibi Ruri: -_-
Specs: Ukiya-senpai! Ikusawa-senpai! Please stop fighting!
Ukiya: You can't tell me what to do, you magenta underwear wearing idiot!
Specs: Ulp!
Gatekeepers: @#&$(*@&#(!*)@$(*#@$&^!@#$&%*&
Ninja: *sweatdrop* Alright, that's all folks! Marami pong salamat sa inyong partisipasyon! (Thank you very much for your participation!)
Chibi Ruri: Okay bye bye now everyone! Always remember that... HENTAI RULZZZZ!!!
--Ending Song--
Oh Philippine Science High
Thou stands above with thy thoughts that lift
Ninja: Oops...wrong ending theme song...Anyway, thanx for reading my fic! Salamat (Thank you) for reviewing my story. (^_^) MARAMING SALAMAT!!! (^_^) Sorry if it sucks and funks. If you made it here, it means that you are a super patient person. ^_^