Act One
zoom in on the gang huddled around a Tiki hut watching Peewee's Playhouse on
tiny B&W. Next minute they're sucked through the screen :slllllllrp: into AI HQ where
a giant player piano crashes down and slowly opens...the Galloping Gourmet and
Sergio Valente jump out.
Dennis: Great time to leave home without the spiraling glasses.
GG: Hello. We would like to join.
AI: (in unison) OK if you insist. Just put down the plastic uzis.
Serge: 륃çñ£½¡éÿæåöº¼¬¿áûôïüÇêƤªÖÅÉ¢ÿñÑ麼»_±_¦¬Ò°Å¦ñ
Blank stares
:cut to Fred peeking out of a closet door and winking:
Act Two
A bell rings and Andy drops from the sky throwing plutonium core golf balls which
causes everyone eternal Angel hair..except Angel who is now dressed like Jeannie.
FADE OUT
Fred finally comes out of the closet
Fred: Hey what's going on? Is this my birthday? no...wait...F*** I burned y'alls
electric bill! Thought it said "Portal"
:runs back inside, slamming door:
In the distance we hear......
Al Pacino yelling Where's the piano??
THE END
zoom in on the gang huddled around a Tiki hut watching Peewee's Playhouse on
tiny B&W. Next minute they're sucked through the screen :slllllllrp: into AI HQ where
a giant player piano crashes down and slowly opens...the Galloping Gourmet and
Sergio Valente jump out.
Dennis: Great time to leave home without the spiraling glasses.
GG: Hello. We would like to join.
AI: (in unison) OK if you insist. Just put down the plastic uzis.
Serge: 륃çñ£½¡éÿæåöº¼¬¿áûôïüÇêƤªÖÅÉ¢ÿñÑ麼»_±_¦¬Ò°Å¦ñ
Blank stares
:cut to Fred peeking out of a closet door and winking:
Act Two
A bell rings and Andy drops from the sky throwing plutonium core golf balls which
causes everyone eternal Angel hair..except Angel who is now dressed like Jeannie.
FADE OUT
Fred finally comes out of the closet
Fred: Hey what's going on? Is this my birthday? no...wait...F*** I burned y'alls
electric bill! Thought it said "Portal"
:runs back inside, slamming door:
In the distance we hear......
Al Pacino yelling Where's the piano??
THE END