Star Track
Benter-Prize
WARNING
IF YOU LOVE STAR TREK DO NOT READ THIS
I am captain James A. Flirt of the starship benter-prize. Our five-year mission is to seek out exotic planets and hot babes. Were no pervert has gone before.
We last left Captain James A. Flirt at the federation shipyard, buying the cheapest ship he could find.
" Sprok are we ready to go to the sexy city of Las Aries, or are we going to Boo-Aries."
"No captain we have to pick up Chef of the name Pornto and a doctor of the name Dr. Boner, plus a hot babe that is going to die at the end of the end of this show."
" Will I fall deeply in love with her?" The Captain said with lots of joy.
" Haven't you read the script?
" No, I never read the script that why I'm a bad actor"
"Yes you do," Sprok says with great disappointment " I never get a hot babe"
" Don't worry wait about a hundred more episodes!"
"Okay fine, we also need to get a Scottish engineer, named Snotty."
" Is she hot? Is she a Native American? Does she like people like me?"
" Why do you always worry about stupid stuff like that, okay she is hot, she is a Native-American, and she falls for you and dies. And her name is," before Sprok can say any more Captain Flirt says " Sackaguawea!"
" No that the last time, don't you care about me, I tell you the script and you just add on to it you stupid little piece of s_ _t"
" Calm down we have our crew members."
Mr. Boner comes in to the star-ship " hi there I am Mr. Boner"
The Captain bursts out " Do you like women?"'
"Yes I do!"
" Sprok is gay, he never get a girl, and he only gets logic, go figure."
" I am not gay you stupid piece of s- -t." Sprok yells.
" Hi I am Pornto, I looove girls and chocolate."
" Sprok is gay, he never get a girl, and he only gets logic, go figure."
" I am not gay you stupid piece of s- -t." Sprok yells.
Finally Snotty comes on the ship. With him he brings a huge duffle bag. " Top of the morning to you."
" I am not gay you stupid piece of s- -t." Sprok yells.
" What the hell, don't you raise you voices to me, I need 30 minutes!!!!"
Wile the crew argues and yells at each other. The ship is on a coalition course with a gasoline ship. Will Sprok ever get a girl? And will Snotty get his 30 minutes? Find out on the next episode of Star Track.
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