Title: Same Jedi Time, Same Jedi Channel
Author: The Jedi Princess, with some help from Master Sio.
Rating: G
Timeline: Obi-Wan is thirteen and borrows some holo-vids of a strange show.
Disclaimer: I don't own Qui, Obi, or Yoda. I am Padawan Robi, so I suppose I can claim her. Don't own Batman or Robin either.
Warning: Never watch Batman Forever while writing Star Wars fanfiction.
Qui-Gon enters his apartment and sees his apprentice sitting in the dark staring at the holo-screen. On it was a man with a mask that had pointy ears and a teenager with a mask and an R on his chest.
Qui-Gon: What are you watching Obi-Wan?
Obi-Wan: Shhhhhhhhhh
Qui-Gon sits down next to his 13 year old student and joins him in watching the rather interesting show. Well, interesting was not the word for it. It seemed that the two people on the screen ran around in their pajamas fighting rather strange bad guys. Not only that, but every time they hit someone BAM or KABOOM flashed on the screen. The tape stopped and Obi-Wan jumped up to put in the next one.
Qui-Gon: Obi-Wan, what is this? Where did you get them?
Obi-Wan: It's called Batman and Robin. Padawan Robi loaned them to me.
Qui-Gon: I should have known. Padawan Robi does like some strange things.
Obi-Wan: It's so cool, Master. You see, Robin has no parents. So Batman takes him in and teaches him! Kind of like us.
Qui-Gon looks at him in a strange way.
Qui-Gon: Like us?
Obi-Wan: Sure, exactly like us.
Qui-Gon: You do understand that this is not real, Padawan?
Obi-Wan: Oh, but it is. Look at the parallel...
Robin is a kid, I'm a kid.
Robin has no parents, I have no parents.
Batman is Robin's mentor, your mine.
They fight bad guys, we fight bad guys.
They have the Batsignal, we have comlinks.
They have Commissioner Gordon, we have Mace Windu.
Qui-Gon: Obi-Wan....
Obi-Wan keeps on explaining why it was real.
Obi-Wan:
They have costumes, we have robes.
They have cool weapons, we have lightsabers.
They have the Batmobile, we have speeders.
They have the Batcave, we have the temple.
They have Alfred, we have Yoda.
They protect Gothom, we protect the Galaxy!
They have Batgirl, we have Yaddle....ewww, well not really.
Qui-Gon, who was nursing headache number 4250213587044, actually thanked the force when the show came back on because Obi-Wan stopped trying to make Qui-Gon understand. The next one was slightly different and the pajamas were replaced with rubber armor. Robin seemed to have grown up some and his attitude also seemed to have changed for the worse, but he still seemed to get his way.
After a while, Obi-Wan turned to his master.
Obi-Wan: How come Robin gets more mush then me?
Qui-Gon: Huh?
Obi-Wan: Well, Batman shakes his hand, touches his shoulder, saves his life. He gets so much mush. I mean since we are so alike, I should get a lot of mush too.
Qui-Gon: Robin is reckless, he should get no mush at all. That Batman is to easy on him. Now get your gear, we have sparring to practice!
Obi-Wan: But its not over yet! I wanna see if they get Two-Face and Riddler.
Qui-Gon: Why me?
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon were walking down the hall, and Obi-Wan was rambling on about the silly holo vids he had borrowed. Qui-Gon secretly consigned Padawan Robi to the Sith. Then they saw Yoda coming down the hall.
Obi-Wan: Holy Sith Trolls, Qui-Gon.
Will Yoda *whack* Obi-Wan with his stick?
Will Obi ever get the mush he needs?
Will Qui ever get a clue?
Tune in next time,
Same Jedi time, same Jedi channel.....
Author: The Jedi Princess, with some help from Master Sio.
Rating: G
Timeline: Obi-Wan is thirteen and borrows some holo-vids of a strange show.
Disclaimer: I don't own Qui, Obi, or Yoda. I am Padawan Robi, so I suppose I can claim her. Don't own Batman or Robin either.
Warning: Never watch Batman Forever while writing Star Wars fanfiction.
Qui-Gon enters his apartment and sees his apprentice sitting in the dark staring at the holo-screen. On it was a man with a mask that had pointy ears and a teenager with a mask and an R on his chest.
Qui-Gon: What are you watching Obi-Wan?
Obi-Wan: Shhhhhhhhhh
Qui-Gon sits down next to his 13 year old student and joins him in watching the rather interesting show. Well, interesting was not the word for it. It seemed that the two people on the screen ran around in their pajamas fighting rather strange bad guys. Not only that, but every time they hit someone BAM or KABOOM flashed on the screen. The tape stopped and Obi-Wan jumped up to put in the next one.
Qui-Gon: Obi-Wan, what is this? Where did you get them?
Obi-Wan: It's called Batman and Robin. Padawan Robi loaned them to me.
Qui-Gon: I should have known. Padawan Robi does like some strange things.
Obi-Wan: It's so cool, Master. You see, Robin has no parents. So Batman takes him in and teaches him! Kind of like us.
Qui-Gon looks at him in a strange way.
Qui-Gon: Like us?
Obi-Wan: Sure, exactly like us.
Qui-Gon: You do understand that this is not real, Padawan?
Obi-Wan: Oh, but it is. Look at the parallel...
Robin is a kid, I'm a kid.
Robin has no parents, I have no parents.
Batman is Robin's mentor, your mine.
They fight bad guys, we fight bad guys.
They have the Batsignal, we have comlinks.
They have Commissioner Gordon, we have Mace Windu.
Qui-Gon: Obi-Wan....
Obi-Wan keeps on explaining why it was real.
Obi-Wan:
They have costumes, we have robes.
They have cool weapons, we have lightsabers.
They have the Batmobile, we have speeders.
They have the Batcave, we have the temple.
They have Alfred, we have Yoda.
They protect Gothom, we protect the Galaxy!
They have Batgirl, we have Yaddle....ewww, well not really.
Qui-Gon, who was nursing headache number 4250213587044, actually thanked the force when the show came back on because Obi-Wan stopped trying to make Qui-Gon understand. The next one was slightly different and the pajamas were replaced with rubber armor. Robin seemed to have grown up some and his attitude also seemed to have changed for the worse, but he still seemed to get his way.
After a while, Obi-Wan turned to his master.
Obi-Wan: How come Robin gets more mush then me?
Qui-Gon: Huh?
Obi-Wan: Well, Batman shakes his hand, touches his shoulder, saves his life. He gets so much mush. I mean since we are so alike, I should get a lot of mush too.
Qui-Gon: Robin is reckless, he should get no mush at all. That Batman is to easy on him. Now get your gear, we have sparring to practice!
Obi-Wan: But its not over yet! I wanna see if they get Two-Face and Riddler.
Qui-Gon: Why me?
Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon were walking down the hall, and Obi-Wan was rambling on about the silly holo vids he had borrowed. Qui-Gon secretly consigned Padawan Robi to the Sith. Then they saw Yoda coming down the hall.
Obi-Wan: Holy Sith Trolls, Qui-Gon.
Will Yoda *whack* Obi-Wan with his stick?
Will Obi ever get the mush he needs?
Will Qui ever get a clue?
Tune in next time,
Same Jedi time, same Jedi channel.....