Hey y'all! How ya doin'? Thank you all for your reviews. Well I've finally added the next chapter, I hope you like it. I know I put this story in the Humor/Drama section, but I have to admit that this story really shouldn't be in the humor section at all. I mean, it's not THAT funny! It was MEANT to be funny, but I'm not sure if it really is. But since some people seem to find it funny, I'll keep it in this section. Now, here's the moment you've all been waiting for… Chapter 2 is finally up! Featuring guest stars Kione and Mihoshi, Lex Luthor, the Rowdyruff Boys, and Chibi-usa!
Lex walked into the abandoned building with a feeling of dread. 'Now why in hell did Vinny choose a place like this to meet me?' he thought. It was pitch black inside and he stumbled around in the darkness. He stopped as he saw a light turn on in front of him coming from a lamp a few yards away. He also saw a desk and a chair with it's back facing his way. "So it's you Big V," Lex said. "It sure a hell ain't Santa Clause," responded Big V with his bad Italian Mafia-like accent. His accent was kinda made fun of by members in the underworld, but no one dared to make fun of it in his face. Anyway, I'm getting off track, on to the story. Even though the lamp was on, it only illuminated a small area around the desk and the rest was shrouded in darkness. There was also a little chair at the desk opposite of Big V. "Sit down," said Big V calmly. Lex hesitantly walked over and sat down in the rickety chair. "So you called me here for…," Lex said with a bit of impatience. "My money," responded Big V, "You took a loan of $1,739,999.87 and didn't pay back. I told you that I'm about to cut Fred so I need all loans paid back pretty soon."
"I told you it would take a little time to pay back," he said nervously. "It's been two weeks," Big V said coldly, "I hope you're not trying to double cross me…"
"*gulp* Of course not…"
Lex started to sweat. He then saw three kids come out of the shadows and stand next to the desk. They were dressed in green, red, and blue and had an evil gleam in their eye. "My bodyguards," said Big V, "They take care of people who don't pay me my money."
"C'mon V," Lex pleaded, "Gimme a little time…"
"I've given enough time. I'm trying to build an empire here! I don't need to deal with bakas who don't pay back loans."
Big V turned around in his chair.
Lex's eyes went wide with horror as he saw Big V's face. "Your Big Vinny?" he managed to whisper.
"Damn straight."
Big Vinny snapped his fingers. The bodyguards lunged at Lex. "But," said Big V with a smirk, "you won't live to tell anyone who I am. MWAHAHAHAHA!!!"
His laughter echoed through the shadows along with the sound of a scream of immense pain slowly fading away as it is drowned out by the sound of the ravenous tearing and ripping of flesh.
Bulma was at home sipping her cappuccino (I don't know if Bulma would drink cappuccino but just humor me.) Kione and Mihoshi were there also. They had been in town to investigate the recent robberies and killings in town. They had become a big concern of the Galaxy Police lately. "Did you here that Lex Luthor was killed yesterday?" said Mihoshi. "Mihoshi!" snapped Kione, "We were supposed to keep that secret by order of headquarters! *sigh* Sorry Bulma…"
"It's ok," said Bulma, "I won't tell. But who did kill Lex? I did a few dealings with him for Capsule Corp. and he didn't seem to have any enemies."
"We figure it's the person doing the robberies. Rumor is that it's a new guy called Big Vinny."
"I see…"
She sipped her cappuccino slowly. "What's wrong Bulma?" asked Mihoshi.
"It's Vegeta," she answered, "He's been out a lot lately."
Kione raised an eyebrow, "Has he?"
"I'm a little worried. Trunks said he just left with some monkey in a dress in a limo. And he was wearing a suit! Can you believe it?"
"It sounds a little fishy…"
Mihoshi thought a little, then said, "Mmmm… That has 'affair' written all over it."
"Mihoshi!" yelled Kione, "Sorry Bulma…"
"It's ok," Bulma responded, "But I wonder…"
"I have an idea!" said Mihoshi, " Let's get everyone together and then we'll gang upon him and force him to tell us what he's doing! Everyone breaks down when it comes to peer pressure from a large group! He'll have no choice but to tell us!"
Bulma and Kione stared at Mihoshi. "You and your ideas," muttered Kione. "Wait," said Bulma, "It's worth a try. There's nothing else I can think of."
"I guess," said Kione, "Alright then, I'll help."
"I will too!" piped Mihoshi, "After all, it was my idea."
"Ok then," said Bulma, "I'll call everyone up."
Trunks and Goten walked around to the ally wearing their trenchcoats and with Goten carrying a big briefcase and Trunks carrying a smaller one. "Are you sure they'll come?" asked Trunks. "Of course," answered Goten, "This is one of a kind merchandise. They won't pass it up." He patted the suitcase. "I guess," said Trunks hesitantly, "We just need to make a killing off this batch and then we can pay those guys back and get some more." "Don't worry," said Goten with confidence. They stopped walking as they saw some first graders run up to them. One of the first graders was Chibi-usa (Rini). She seemed to be the leader of the group. "So do you have it?" asked Chibi-usa. "Yup," said Goten, "You got the money?"
"Of course."
She pulled out a big wad of 50's. Trunks took the money and put it in his briefcase. Goten handed Chibi-usa his briefcase. "Nice doing business with you," said Chibi-usa. Then her and her little gang of 1st graders ran off. "How much was it?" asked Goten. "$1050! We made more that a killing!" They walked off happily thinking of what kind of junk they could buy with all of their money.
Bra came home to an empty house. She called out to see if anyone was there, but she got no response. "Good," she said to herself, "All the more better for me." She put away her stuff in her room and then headed for Trunks' room. She looked under his bed, through his drawers, and under his rug but didn't find what she wanted. "Where in hell is it?!" she yelled in frustration. She felt the walls and found a hole behind the TV. "That has to be where he keeps it," she whispered. She reached in the hole and pulled out Trunks' sword. She pulled it out of its sheath and held it high in the air. 'What a sword,' she thought as she swung it around to get the feel of it. Then she put it back in the sheath. "And what are you doing with my sword?" she heard someone say. She looked and saw Trunks standing in the doorway. "Umm…," she started to say. She ha to think of an excuse quick. "Nothing really," she responded. "Then give me my sword," said Trunks angrily. Bra handed it to him. "What were you doing with it anyway?" he asked.
"None of your business, I was only looking at it."
"Bra, what is up with you lately?"
Trunks had to admit that he was a little worried about her. She had really been acting weird lately. "Well," said Bra hesitantly, "What's in the suitcase?" She pointed to the briefcase in Trunks' hand. He clutched it behind him. "First of all," he retorted, "It's not a suitcase, it's a briefcase. Second, it's none of your business."
"Yeah right. I bet there's something bad in that briefcase."
"There's nothing bad in here."
"Don't lie. I bet there are drugs in that suitcase. Mom would love to hear that."
"WHAT?! There are no drugs! And you wouldn't dare lie to Mom."
"It's not like she wouldn't believe me."
She was right. She had him right where she wanted him. "So this never happened?" she said.
"Umm, I never saw you in here."
"Good."
She left the room. Trunks shuddered. 'There is certainly something up with her,' he thought, 'Ever since she started hanging out with Piccolo she's been acting weird. As a matter o' fact, I haven't seen Piccolo in a while…' But he stopped his train of thought as he remembered he had more important things to do. Like getting all of the expenses together and paying those guys back and getting the new stuff and…
Ok, I know. Another cliffhanger. But I love cliffhangers! So expect a lot more. Well, next chapter, expect the plot to thicken like molasses! And in your review, I would love it if you would try to guess what you think each character is doing. And if anyone guesses right on all of the characters, I MIGHT put you in the fic as someone working for the bad guys or somethin'. I haven't decided. Make sure to leave your email so I can contact you if you've won. Alright then, until next time, this is Lil' T hoping you have a great day! Later peeps!