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Sirius Bored in Askaban
Sirius was bored to death. It wasn't hard to go crazy in Askaban.
There was no entertainment.
"Stupid Peter! He should have been called Wormbrain! " Sirius thought angrily to himself. (I made funny names for all of them. They're Moody, Wormbrain, Duckfoot and Thongs)
"I am soooooooo bored. Maybe I can sing a really long song!" Sirius thought for a moment and sang 999,999,999,999,999 bottles of butterbeer on the wall! 999,999,999,999,999 bottles of butterbeer! Take one down pass it around 999,999,999,999,998 bottles of butterbeer on the wall...
TEN MONTHS LATER
..."One bottle of butterbeer on the wall! One bottle of butterbeer! Take one down pass it around! No bottles of butterbeer on the wall. That song is getting kinda old."
"STOP SINGING BLACK!!! NOW I KNOW WHY EVERYONE GOES MAD HERE!!! IT'S BECAUSE OF YOUR HORRIBLE SINGING!!!!!" yelled a man who arrived a couple days ago.
"All right I'll stop. You're the mental one not me." Sirius said calmly. Then he went back to trying to amuse himself.
"I know! I'll try to comb my hair with my fingers!" Sirius said happily. He put his hand into his hair and tried to run his fingers through it but his hand wouldn't budge. "Oh shit," he said to himself. His hand was stuck in his hair.
"Well at least I can comb my beard." Sirius stuck his fingers in his beard and they were stuck too. "Oh great. Now I can't even use my hands anymore." At that moment Fudge walked in. He spotted Sirius and burst out laughing. Sirius gave him a mean look.
"How are u doing Black?" Fudge said trying to stop himself from laughing again.
"I'm innocent. Peter Petigrew was the Potters secret-keeper not me."
"Yeah right. Black you've said that your innocent about twenty times. Petigrew is dead. U killed him."
" U can give me a truth potion and I'll still say I'm innocent. Crouch didn't even give me a damn trial."
" You don't need a trial. I've gotta go. Have a comb I think you'll need it." Fudge through a comb into Sirius's cell. He tried to catch it with his mouth but accidentally swallowed it whole. Sirius pulled very hard on his hair and beard.
"AAHHHH!!!!!" Sirius yelled. He had ripped half his hair and half his beard off. Fudge came back.
" Who screamed?" he looked at Sirius and once again starting laughing. It took him a couple minutes to speak.
" I see u got your fingers out. Where's the comb?" Sirius gave Fudge another mean look and pointed to his stomach. Fudge burst out laughing again and left. His laughter echoed through Askaban. "I'll chase my tail that's fun. He transformed into a dog and ran in circles. Then Sirius crashed into the wall transformed and was unconscious.
:)~*The End*~:)
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I can't write endings. I'm going on vacation 7th-15th. I hope I can go home to a lot of reviews. Thanks to all who reviewed my other story Owlery. All the reviews gave me a lot of encouragement. Tell me what u think. Please read& review : )
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Sirius Bored in Askaban
Sirius was bored to death. It wasn't hard to go crazy in Askaban.
There was no entertainment.
"Stupid Peter! He should have been called Wormbrain! " Sirius thought angrily to himself. (I made funny names for all of them. They're Moody, Wormbrain, Duckfoot and Thongs)
"I am soooooooo bored. Maybe I can sing a really long song!" Sirius thought for a moment and sang 999,999,999,999,999 bottles of butterbeer on the wall! 999,999,999,999,999 bottles of butterbeer! Take one down pass it around 999,999,999,999,998 bottles of butterbeer on the wall...
TEN MONTHS LATER
..."One bottle of butterbeer on the wall! One bottle of butterbeer! Take one down pass it around! No bottles of butterbeer on the wall. That song is getting kinda old."
"STOP SINGING BLACK!!! NOW I KNOW WHY EVERYONE GOES MAD HERE!!! IT'S BECAUSE OF YOUR HORRIBLE SINGING!!!!!" yelled a man who arrived a couple days ago.
"All right I'll stop. You're the mental one not me." Sirius said calmly. Then he went back to trying to amuse himself.
"I know! I'll try to comb my hair with my fingers!" Sirius said happily. He put his hand into his hair and tried to run his fingers through it but his hand wouldn't budge. "Oh shit," he said to himself. His hand was stuck in his hair.
"Well at least I can comb my beard." Sirius stuck his fingers in his beard and they were stuck too. "Oh great. Now I can't even use my hands anymore." At that moment Fudge walked in. He spotted Sirius and burst out laughing. Sirius gave him a mean look.
"How are u doing Black?" Fudge said trying to stop himself from laughing again.
"I'm innocent. Peter Petigrew was the Potters secret-keeper not me."
"Yeah right. Black you've said that your innocent about twenty times. Petigrew is dead. U killed him."
" U can give me a truth potion and I'll still say I'm innocent. Crouch didn't even give me a damn trial."
" You don't need a trial. I've gotta go. Have a comb I think you'll need it." Fudge through a comb into Sirius's cell. He tried to catch it with his mouth but accidentally swallowed it whole. Sirius pulled very hard on his hair and beard.
"AAHHHH!!!!!" Sirius yelled. He had ripped half his hair and half his beard off. Fudge came back.
" Who screamed?" he looked at Sirius and once again starting laughing. It took him a couple minutes to speak.
" I see u got your fingers out. Where's the comb?" Sirius gave Fudge another mean look and pointed to his stomach. Fudge burst out laughing again and left. His laughter echoed through Askaban. "I'll chase my tail that's fun. He transformed into a dog and ran in circles. Then Sirius crashed into the wall transformed and was unconscious.
:)~*The End*~:)
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I can't write endings. I'm going on vacation 7th-15th. I hope I can go home to a lot of reviews. Thanks to all who reviewed my other story Owlery. All the reviews gave me a lot of encouragement. Tell me what u think. Please read& review : )
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