DISCLAIMER: I don't own Tenchi or any other charaters
This is my first fanfic. My sister, Sailor MJBR, helped me write it. If you read some of her stories, you can tell that insaneness runs in the family!! I don't know what I was thinking, but I wasn't on drugs when I wrote this.
Tenchi comes in the kitchen where Sasami is plucking a cow and then pasting feathers on its head. Tenchi goes "AHHHHH!!!" Then Ryoko comes in playing with her catnip and eats the cow.
"Ryoko, that was my cow you just ate!" Sasami scolded
"But I was hungry!" she whined
Ryo-ohki came in and started to talk. She said," Y'have any Grey Poupon?"
Tenchi faints.
THE END!
p.s. The moral of this story is: Don't spell Washu with 2 u's. It could poke your eye out.
p.p.s. Don't let Little Washu live in your blankey.
This is my first fanfic. My sister, Sailor MJBR, helped me write it. If you read some of her stories, you can tell that insaneness runs in the family!! I don't know what I was thinking, but I wasn't on drugs when I wrote this.
Tenchi comes in the kitchen where Sasami is plucking a cow and then pasting feathers on its head. Tenchi goes "AHHHHH!!!" Then Ryoko comes in playing with her catnip and eats the cow.
"Ryoko, that was my cow you just ate!" Sasami scolded
"But I was hungry!" she whined
Ryo-ohki came in and started to talk. She said," Y'have any Grey Poupon?"
Tenchi faints.
THE END!
p.s. The moral of this story is: Don't spell Washu with 2 u's. It could poke your eye out.
p.p.s. Don't let Little Washu live in your blankey.