"Let me get this straight," Elle said as she stared at Jay curiously. "You were attacked by a STUFFED ANIMAL?"
"It was a teddy bear, a teddy bear with wings. Can I please have my band-aid now?" Jay muttered as he sucked on his injured finger. He was probably going to get rabies or something and Elle was just standing there silently laughing at him. Didn't they make them take some sort of oath in medical school not to do that?
"No sign of those two girls," Kay said as he came over followed by X.
"And what was it you said they escaped on again, Agent Jay? A broomstick?" X asked with a chuckle.
"No, it wasn't a broomstick," Jay grumbled. "It was a pink stick with wings!" He was going to be the laughing stock of MiB for months because of this. He didn't know why they could handle aliens just fine and an attack by a stuffed animal was utterly impossible to believe. He took the band-aid Elle held out and wrapped it around his finger before storming off. He was going to find those girls and that toy if it was the last thing he did!
Kay pulled out his communicator as it beeped. "Go ahead, Zed."
"Has the situation with Gotor been contained yet?" the head of MiB demanded.
"We have him in custody but we ran into a small problem. Two young girls saw the fight and got away from Jay before they could be neuralized."
"WHAT?!! There are civilians roaming around with knowledge of an alien presence on Earth!" This was a total disaster. Zed was suddenly picturing a month of nothing but aliens on every talk show in the country if this story got out. "How did two kids escape a trained MiB agent?"
"Jay claims that he was attacked by a teddy bear that kept him from going after the girls," Elle said as she peered around Kay at the communicator.
"A teddy bear?" Zed said as a puzzled expression appeared on his face. He couldn't have heard that right.
"A teddy bear with wings," X added. "I think it might be time for Agent Jay to pay a little visit to the MiB mental ward."
"You might want to have the twins run the description through the database. It could have been an alien,"Kay said.
"Fine. In the meantime, Kay, I want you and Jay to find these girls and neuralize them before they can tell anyone what they saw!"
"We're on it," Kay said as he started to shut of the connection.
"Oh, Elle, I have an assignment for you and X." Zed said before the connection was closed. "There's a disturbance at the Central Park Zoo. It seems that something invisible is down there juggling penguins. Get down there and check it out."
"Juggling penguins? What's a penguin?" X muttered as the two agents headed for their vehicle while Kay went off to find his partner.