"I can't believe that thing got away again!" Jay cried as he saw Kay coming up the path towards him. "Hey, Kay, did you see a teddy bear flying down that way?"
"No. Saw two girls with a stick with wings though. What happened?" Kay asked as he noticed the scratches on his partner's face. "Another stuffed animal attack?"
"That thing is a menace!" Jay cried. At least this time people wouldn't think he was crazy. Kay had seen how the girls escaped. He had been right about that so surely everyone would believe that he was right about the stuffed animal too. "So where are X and Elle?"
The two agents quickly surveyed the scene looking for their colleagues. A moment later, Jay saw a flash of black and hurried over. "Elle?" he said as he knelt down beside her, idly wondering why she was laying on top of her partner. He reached out and carefully moved her off of X and onto her back so he could see if she was hurt. As soon as he rolled her over, he jumped back with a scream.
"What's.... Oh," Kay said as he came over and saw what had disturbed his partner. He raised an eyebrow as he looked down at Elle wondering how in the world that happened.
Suddenly, Elle opened her eyes. "Jay, Kay, what..." Just then she looked down and saw her state of dress or rather undress. Her skirt was ripped in several places almost to the waist. She didn't know how it was still staying on. She had lost almost all of the buttons off of her blouse and jacket, leaving the garments all pulled up and gaping in certain critical areas. Elle looked down again and this time noticed that a rather important undergarment had somehow came unhooked too. She jumped up and darted behind a tree screaming.
"What's wrong with her?" X grumbled as he woke up as well and quickly pulled himself to his feet. "If anyone has anything to complain about, it's me! She fell on me! Do you have any idea how heavy she is?!!"
"Shut up, X!!" Elle shrieked. "Someone give me a coat or something!"
"Are you upset because you're almost naked?" X asked with a laugh. "Believe me, I'm upset about it too! It was like looking at a train wreck! Did you know that she had the oddest mark on her...."
"X, if you do not shut up this minute, I swear that I will kill you!! No jury in the universe would convict me! Someone please give me a jacket and get me home now!!"