"What happened to you?" Zed asked as Elle came storming into headquarters with one jacket put on backwards to fully cover her chest and another wrapped around her waist as a makeshift skirt. Jay, Kay and X were following behind her with X trying but not really very hard to hold back his chuckles.
"If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room changing! X, if I were you, I would start making out your will! I have scalpels and I know how to use them!" Elle cried before stalking off.
"What happened to her?" Zed asked Kay.
"There was a tiny incident at the zoo," Jay said.
"Something grabbed her and tossed her up in the air. Her uniform came out the worse for wear." Kay said.
"I'm surprised I didn't go blind," X muttered. "Humans are hideous enough with their clothes on but without them.... Did you know she has the oddest mark on...."
"Wouldn't say another word if I were you," Kay said.
"Did you know Elle used to cut up bodies for a living?" Jay added. "I'm sure she isn't that out of practice."
"Do you expect me to be afraid of one tiny little human? If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room washing off the human germs!" X said as he stalked off.
"I don't even want to know what happened at the zoo. Just tell me that our penguin juggler has been taken care of." Zed said as he shook his head. At least he wouldn't have to worry about the expense of a funeral for X. Elle probably wouldn't leave enough of him to bury.
"The penguin juggler's been taken care of, we assume," Kay said, "But we ran into those girls that Jay saw earlier."
"And their stuffed animal pal. Don't forget that!" Jay added. "That thing is menace!"
"I don't suppose they were properly neuralized this time, were they?"
"Fraid not," Jay said as he suddenly remembered something. "Kay, I thought one of those girls, the dark haired one, had a video camera. Did you see a video camera?"
"A video camera?! Jay, Kay, I want you to get out there right now and find these girls! They can't be allowed to continue roaming around the city with knowledge of aliens!" Zed said as he started back to his office. A video camera. Just their luck. Who knows what the girls might have taped?