This is the beginning of a new series that will have unrelated chapters. There will be parodies on movies, TV shows, old entertainment, and other stories on FanFiction.Net. We'll finally get to find out about Cody's strange habits, the true powers of the Destiny Stone, that bizarre watermelon in Tai's ever growing pants, and many more!
If you want me to add a chapter of your own doing or just an idea you had taking form, I'll do! Enjoy!
Screwed
Kari kicked the door open to their house, she lugged in a massive object rapped in blue paper. It was very heavy, but she managed to inch it along, for who knows how long. Hey, Tai, I have a present for you! Come and get it! He came running out of his room, holding a smashed apple pie.
Really? Let me have it! Tai was ecstatic, he hadn't gotten anything from Kari for years, except oral sex.
Kari lifted the present above her head, then threw it to Tai. The large object pinned Tai to the ground, almost crushing him alive. His two arms snaked out from underneath the object, and he slowly unwrapped it. The long concealed present was in fact it was a Destiny Stone. I know you always wanted one.
I haven't had such a good present since the time I realized what I could do with apple pies! Thank you, Kari! Tai slowly moved out from underneath it, and gazed at it for all it was worth. He reached out to touch it, just then it started to glow and honk madly. The power of the Destiny Stone coursed through him, he found himself with powers he could never imagine. All of his cloths instantly flew off and disappeared somewhere around the ceiling. Behold my powers! Grappling Thong! Tai threw his hand up, and blue thong came flying out, choking Kari. He pulled the thong back, causing Kari to be thrown behind Tai, and onto the couch. No one can stop me now! No one! Tai bolted out the door, still naked.
Kari picked up the phone, dialing the number for the International Digidestined Hotline. Yes, hello! Hot, naked, horny teenager on the loose! Yes, bring the condoms! Kari hung up the phone, and ran out the apartment.
Meanwhile, outside and down the street, Tai was running naked, using his Grappling Thong' attack against the unknowing pedestrians. No one stop me, not even my hot boyfriend, TK! Many feet behind Tai was Kari, running down the street after him. She started throwing anything she could find at Tai, including a brick, a stove, an old woman, and Gatomon. But Tai split everything in half with his thong. I said no one can stop me! Don't you listen? Just then a parade of Digidestined appeared behind Kari, with such faces as TK, Matt, and Sora.
The cavalry is here, Kari! Don't worry! TK yelled, pulling out a vibrating dildo from his ass. And we've brought reinforcements! Thousands of digieggs rolled out from every free space that the street had. Tai threw his thong around, smashing each egg effortlessly. Damn! Those cost five thousand dollars!
I have an idea! Kari's eyes lit up. Quick, Matt, give me your single longest hair! Matt frowned, but gave in by pulling a hair at one end. Soon enough, his entire head was bald, quite a shock to Matt's hair stylist. Your entire head was covered with one hair? Freak! Kari looped the hair into one great lasso. I'm sorry I have to do this, Tai! She threw the lasso towards Tai, he retaliated by throwing his thong at it, but the lasso cut right through it. It encircled Tai's neck, choking him, he then fell to the ground. Hurry, we have to help him! Everyone huddled around Tai's naked frame, some of the male Digidestined copping a feel once in awhile. Who has the giant condom I ordered?
I do! Sora raised her hand, then passed it to Kari.
All we need to do is place the condom on his penis, that's it. Kari unwrapped the condom and started to put it around Tai's member, just then she felt a hand on her shoulder, it was TK.
Let me do it, he would probably want his boyfriend to do it, Kari smiled at those sweet words, then gave the piece of plastic to TK. Well, here I go. He slowly placed the condom around Tai's penis. Tai instantly started to shake. Did I do something wrong?
I'm shrinking! Shrinking! Shrinking... Tai spoke as the condom reversed the effects of the Destiny Stone.
What do you think he means by that? Sora asked questionably.
Kari shrugged her shoulders, We'll find out when we take off the condom...
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Tai woke up from a peaceful sleep, What a strange dream. Good thing it wasn't real. Tai noticed something was wrong, Wait a second. Tai shoved his right hand into his pants. Holy shit! Since when did I have a pussy? Tai screamed.
Kari jumped down from the ceiling, The condom we used to reverse the side effects of the Destiny Stone caused your penis to shrink out of existence.
This little showing of random ideas will continue until all good ideas will be gone, that will be awhile! It doesn't take long to write these things, only ten minutes for this one, so you can expect many more before summer's end. Since my story One World Isn't Enough is almost done, I'll be able to write many times faster! Thank the gods FanFiction.Net doesn't require lengthy plots!
Joy upon joy!