This is story two in this new series, it deals with Cody's strange habits, and makes fun of other FanFiction.Net stories that I read! Now it's your turn to read on!
Screwed
The Digidestined were having a little get together at Tai's house, the only problem was, Cody was missing. Everyone was wearing fancy suits, including the girls and the Digimon. Izzy, Joe, and any other sensible one were drunk on their asses, not surprising they had all seen Jun naked and on top of Daisuke. Tai walked up to the wooden podium to make an announcement, We will now start the biddings for giving me anal sex after the party! What do I hear?
Wormmon raised his hand, Five cents!
Kari jumped up, No, ten cents! Everyone gasped in the shock of Kari paying ten cents for something. That was usually out of her price range.
Davis raised his penis, Twenty cents!
Fifty cents! Ken screamed.
One dollar! Joe mumbled.
Do I hear any other bids? Do I? Taichi looked around the room, then saw Sora raise her hand.
Five billion dollars!
Sold to the girl in the black tuxedo! Everyone got up to congratulate Sora on her wonderful buy. I know, it was the right thing to do! Sora said over and over again to Ken. The party continued with cake, beer, and cheap porn enacted by Mimi and Yolei. No one ever realized Cody wasn't there, not a surprise since he was so short.
Who wants to touch my Futomara? Tai screamed.
You do not have a big penis! Matt yelled. I know! Everyone, including Tai, started to laugh. Tai realized a pair of eyes were watching him, he turned around, and looked at the vent on the wall. Two glowing, red eyes peered down at him, then the vent cover blew off. Cody came flying out, literally, snatched Tai, and flew back into the vent.
Tai screamed as he disappeared into the darkness, Why am I the one that keeps getting hurt in this series? Cody dragged him through the venting system, then came out into a room with a boiler in it.
Welcome to my lair, Genesis! Cody started to laugh like a mad scientist, or Bill Clinton having oral sex.
Genesis? Oh, that's in logan's story, I'm Tai!
But isn't Kari pregnant with TK's baby? Cody was now confused.
No, no, no! That's in Lord Archive's story, Red Digivice Diaries! Get it right!
Oh, screw that! Just give me the Digimon Emperor!
Tai started to fidget, I... I don't have him.
Don't lie, you sexy, sexy bitch! Cody took out his whip that he uses for bondage practice. Where is it? Cody whipped Tai in the ass.
Ouch! All right, here! Tai dug into his pocket, then removed the Digimon Emperor from it. He was presented in all his glory, three inches tall.
Help me! Help me! Tai does horrible things with me that involves Palmon's genitalia! Help...! The Digimon Emperor screamed in a little, squeaky voice. His torture was ended when Cody swallowed him. Cody got out some water to wash the cape down.
That was good!
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Meanwhile, in Tai's apartment...
We all love the fourth floor whore! The fourth floor whore! The fourth floor whore! We all love the fourth whore! Every sang together.
Oh, stop it, I'm blushing! Joe and Mimi chorused at once. They both looked at each other, then started to laugh like little sissies.
Hey, where's Tai? Kari asked.
Tai? Who? Ken asked in return. Everyone looked at each other, not sure what she was talking about. Such an active imagination, Kari! The Digidestined then continued their Viking Night' celebration.
Hey, beer wench, more beer! Sora called out.
Hold your horses, I'm coming! Izzy rang out. Here you go. Izzy poured the alcohol into Sora's mouth, not that she cared. Just then, the ceiling collapsed and revealed Tai and Cody, having hot sex.
Oh, hi, guys! Cody said cheerfully. Want to join us in an orgy?
The Digidestined all ran into Tai's bedroom. Moans and groans started to echo from the room, then the doorbell rang.
I got! Matt said, running out with an erect penis. He opened the door.
Hi, I'm Bill The Clit' Clinton, I'm here for the orgy! A man with a gray hair and an oddly large nose said.
Are you experienced?
Are you kidding? Matt waved him in, both ran to the bedroom, Bill mysteriously already naked. Wow! This is freakier than Monica!
Everyone asked. Davis was on top of TK, he was on top of Matt, and he was on top of Izzy. The others were bus doing there own things, with each other. Bill Clinton jumped in, landing on top of Joe, both moaned in pleasure.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! someone screamed as she received a nasty thing.
Thank the gods for little or no plots! This was so funny to write, especially when I saw my pet fish mating! The Forth Floor Whore' song was created by a friend when my class was in Washington DC, and he saw the class whore' running around the boy's floor in the hotel. My life is so screwed up, thus the title of this series. Have a nice day...