I'm not a Virgin
Anymore
Written by -Asche
Lorenz-
Idea by –Lothlorien and Roswell-
Not A Virgin- Poe, Haunted.
I'm not a virgin
anymore
I just thought you
should know.
Kudou Youji had just found his
newest favorite song and it was driving his three roommates mad. Ken, one of the three roommates, had already walked
out of the shop in a huff hours earlier after pushing the stop button on the
radio, and hadn't been seen since. Youji had been playing track nine- titled in foreign
characters- incessantly since he had picked it up from the record shop earlier
that morning. By noon he had the majority of the foreign lyrics memorized
as well as he could without speaking or understanding the language.
Unfortunately
for studious little Omi, he picked up nearly every word spoken in the song –
not a virgin- was the title. He glanced
over to Youji who swung his hips to the almost
country-Madonna beat and arranged a bouquet of lilacs and baby's breath,
singing softly to himself. Omi plugged
his ears and tossed Aya a pitying look. Luckily, Aya only
spoke a smidgen of German outside of their native Japanese, but he still had
ears and Youji definitely wasn't the most on-key
singer in the shop.
Darlin' I've been around.
I've been up and down
your block
In fact I have been
all over town
Down by the lake
And underneath the
table in my living room
Omi cringed
at the meaning of the lyrics. They were
brash, crude, and sadly, very Youji. He sighed and tossed a look past his elder to
the stereo and wished the CD to an early death.
It wasn't just the content of the music that was edging on his nerves,
but the relentless repetition of track nine was setting his cheer into
steadfast irritation. "Youji-kun, could you please change the song or turn it off
or something?" Youji didn't hear him.
Outside by the blue,
blue moon
You can call me what
you will
Call me a slut call me
a jaded pill
But darlin' I've got your number now
Omi jaw
dropped as the words seeped out of Youji's mouth and
into the ears of a young girl who had walked in to oogle
the chestnut-headed florist. Apparently the girl, like Omi, understood at least
a smidgeon of the language because her cheeks turned pinker than the ribbons in
her hair and her eyes went wider than alien space crafts. Youji remained
oblivious until he felt the pair of girlish eyes staring at him in
amazement. He picked up the remote and
pushed pause. "Ah, welcome. Can I help you?"
"Anou…Youji-sama…You…you have my
number?" Youji
blinked once, furrowing his brow. Omi
sighed and wrapped an arm around the girls shoulders,
explaining that Youji-kun wasn't feeling well today
as he led her out of the shop. Youji shrugged and pressed play.
I'm not a virgin
anymore
I've been taken
I've been hung up
I get down and start
it over again
I've been open
And I've been closed
like a book
And burned down like a
written sin
"MOU!" Omi burst out as he walked back into the shop
after seeing off the young girl. Youji wearily hit pause.
"Youji-kun, turn that crap
off this instant, I mean it! Your
disturbing music is bothering the customers, and me, and no doubt Aya-kun back there at the counter!" Omi waved his hand towards their redheaded
colleague and Youji looked at him. Aya stood quietly
working on a branch of ikebana, unperturbed, and seemingly unaware of Omi's
recognition and Youji's eyes. Being Youji, he did
what only he would do- pressed the play button.
I just thought you
should know my darling
Omi gave up.
Before we begin
I'm not a virgin
anymore
Just thought you
should know
Before you let another
lie
Slip through those
crooked little teeth
Becoming playful, Youji dropped the arrangement he was working on to the
table and began to dance around the shop, noting the lack of customers and
excitement in the shop. He leaned over
the table Omi was working at, and grinned at him. Omi lifted irritated blue eyes to meet Youji's grin and then the singing began again.
I don't think you wanna start that shit with me
Much better yet
Tell me something
dangerous and true
Omi was finding it hard to
believe that Youji didn't know the meaning of the
lyrics, but at the same time it wasn't.
He pushed Youji away and pointed to Aya. Youji took the hint and walked over to their red headed
friend and draped an arm over his shoulder.
Aya didn't flinch, so engrossed in his work
that he either didn't notice or didn't care that someone was touching, or even
near him. Youji
was still singing.
Oh yeah that looks
much sexier on you
Careful what it is you
say
'Cause I can see right
through you
On a cloudy day and darlin' I think you wanna play
Aya
pressed the branch one more time before setting it on the table and noticing
for the first time the arm that was around him.
He narrowed his eyes and glanced over to see the brunette beside him
entertaining himself by singing to a pair of rose clippers. Aya wordlessly
grabbed the clippers from the others slim fingers and shoved him away, glaring
at him one more time before turning away and leaving the shop.
I just thought you
should know my darling
So if you wanna play dirty darling I'm gonna
win
I'm not a virgin
anymore
Been there done that
Get the hang of it
Get screwed
Ken walked into the shop, a
soccer ball under his arm, a thin coat of sweat on his skin, and a goofy smile
on his face…and then he heard the music and saw the responsible "elder-brother"
of the group bounding towards him. He
shut the door and walked back to the park without a word.
I screw you I had a
whole lot of fun with it
I've had enough now so
you better take a bow
It's gonna be a new experience if you wanna
play with me
Youji
paused a minute before deciding to go back and sit in front of the counter and
finish the arrangement that he was working on.
He settled to humming by this time, the speed of the words to fast for
him to sing.
Daisy chains and maryjanes
Happy ending fairy
tales
Cannot fool me now
He finished his arrangement and
set it on the counter. Omi noticed
thankfully that he stayed on his stool, content to just nod his head to the
beat and mutter along every now and then.
Hell I've been divided
Out of my mind and
reinvented again
I've been ignited and
then uninvited
So honey
You break it up
I'm gonna put it back together again
I just thought you
should know my darling
Before we begin
I'm not a—
"HEY!" Youji whirled
around on his twirling stool as the song abruptly ended and stared at Aya who had just walked back in the back door from their
apartments. The redhead ignored him
pulled the CD from the player, tossing it carelessly to the floor and replacing
it with the blue one in his hand. He
pushed play.
Lauft, Lauft.
Weil der Meister uns gesandt…
Omi buried
his head in his hands and begun to cry.
It was going to be a very long day.
*********
Lauft, Lauft
Run, Run,
Weil der Meister uns gesandt The Master is coming
