Bring It On, Hogwarts Style
Part VIII
Disclaimer- HP belongs to J.K., BIO belongs to Hollywood
A/N- I watched bring it on last night at 2 AM!!!! Aren't I special? I was at a party… Yeah- I know in the movie, it's Sparky Palastry, but it's Paladry in this… I think that's what I said last time…
"Now, Cheerleaders… are dancers gone retarded," proclaimed Sparky. That's my favorite line in the whole movie!!! How could I forget it??!?!? The Cheerleaders just looked at him like he was nuts. I wander why.
"Come everyone, over here. From now on, you are all going on diets. Perhaps," he pointed to Pavarti, "If you go on a diet, the fat on your ass will burn off." She looked at him in horror.
"I don't understand why we ALL have to go on diets…" remarked Lavendar, barely audible, but Sparky heard it.
"Because, my dear, cheerleaders are thrown and fat ones don't go as high! Chop chop!" he said passing Ginny, whacking her on the butt with his sweat towel.
The next day, nothing was better. Sparky, they had all agreed, was nuts…
"No, lift her higher! Straighten your arms!" he yelled at Seamus, who was holding up Ginny. "And let me see those spirit fingers!" he shouted up at her. Seamus, finally fed up enough, flicked him off and in the process, he dropped Ginny. Luckily, he caught her just before she hit the floor.
"Ow! You jerkoff! That hurt!" she started to punch Seamus and Sparky walked over.
"Dear, I know that you have underwear up your ass, but learn to live with it." With that, a flicked her nose and she nearly started to beat him up, only restrained by Hermione.
"That bas…"
"Hey, at least he's doing this for us!"
The next day…
"NONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!" shouted Sparky, picking up a stool and smashing it as he threw it on the ground. All of the cheerleaders backed up into a huddle together protectively as he began to shout again- "Those are NOT spirit fingers!!!!!!!!!!" He demonstrated. "These are spirit fingers…" he proclaimed, beginning a barely noticeable change in his fingers.
"F the stupid spirit fingers," mumbled Pavarti.
Day flew by and the day of regionals came. All of the private/ public witching schools of Europe would be there. Hermione led the pack of cheerleaders as they walked through the magically revolving glass doors of the building.
"So, Ginny- welcome to your first cheerleading competition!" Hermione voiced as Ginny looked around herself in awe. There were hundreds of people, all in different colored uniforms, milling around and talking. The strong scent of hair spray filled the air.
"Geez- there are lots of people here!"
"Well, duh! What did you expect, girl?" Hermione said.
"I don't know… certainly not this," replied Ginny.
"Come one!" Hermione motioned at Ginny to follow her to their warm up spot.
Two of the Hogwarts cheerleaders were walking along, looking for a bathroom. There names? Well, that doesn't matter. They had heard the story Hermione had told about Big Cho stealing Beauxbatons cheers. They weren't expecting to actually see the Beauxbatons cheerers there at regionals though. The crowd seemed to part and a bunch of tall, pale blonds glided into view. BEAUXBATONS was embroidered across their silver, navy and black uniforms.
"Hi!" said one of the Hogwarts girls. The cheerleader in the front of the French cheerleaders just glanced at her coolly and did the classic 'I'm-arching-my-eyebrows-at-you-because-you're-stupid' look. The group continued on with the two Hogwarts cheerleaders staring after them.
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"I'm here with the 5 time world champions, Hogwarts! Here with me is their captain, Hermione Granger. Now Hermione, today all of the people are expecting to see a highly original dance. What can we expect?" asked the TV reporter.
"Well, I think everyone comes here as prepared as possible and is ready to do their best!" said Hermione, and about to say something else, she shut up…
"PREPARE FOR TOTAL DOMINATION!!!" rang the music from the loudspeakers.
The Hogwarts cheerleaders gasped as they heard the music for their routine being played. They ran towards the source and saw a group of cheerleaders performing their exact routine.
"Oh, shit," said Seamus, summing up everyone's thoughts.
The cheerleaders watched the team in horror mocking their routine them move for move. Even the spirit fingers.
"This is not happening!" said Hermione, her skin blanched. She looked out into the crowd and saw Terry, decked out in a red sweater (the color of the Hogwarts cheering outfits) and sitting behind him was Ron. Terry and Ron waved simultaneously and Hermione waved back. Terry blew her a kiss, and hesitantly, she blew a kiss back. Ron looked surprised and leaned back, thinking 'I'm the man!' The routine finally ended and it was the Hogwarts turn. Robotically, the team walked onto the blue performance carpet and got in their ready positions.
"PREPARE FOR TOTAL DOMINATION!!!" rang the music. The crowd started to whisper to each other 'What?' 'Didn't we just see this one?'
The Hogwarts cheerleaders all plastered fake smiles on their faces and performed the cheerleading routine. When it was over they all rushed off of the floor, Big Cho watching, horror etched on her face.
A/N- well, that's the end of this installment! R&R and come back for the next part soon!