A/N: Please R/R! You know the drill. This story is very strange, so flames are welcome. But please constructive flames, cause I hate it when people just say, "Your story sucks."
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns the characters and stuff and blah blah blah.
"AAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!" Screamed Harry. Someone pouring water on his face had awoken him. When he had opened his eyes, a giant paper clip was standing by his bed.
"Get away from me!!!" Harry bellowed, and threw his lamp at the giant paper clip.
"Quiet, I am not a giant paper clip, I am Quibert, your long lost friend. I am disquised as a paper clip, though." Said Quibert. With that, he turned into himself. He looked like Elvis Presley, except that he was about four feet tall, and he had pink hair, which was spiked.
"What the hell is going on????" Ron said tiredly. "Why'd you wake me up?" Then he saw Quibert and screamed.
"Do not be frightened my friend, I come in peace." Said Quibert with his hands out. Then he looked at his wrist, which did not have a watch on it. "Oh my god! It's all ready a freckle past the hair. I'm gonna be late for happy hour!" Then he did the Elvis move where you jump on your knees, grab scream, "Owww!" Then, he disappeared.
"That was strange." Said Harry.
"Okay, now let's go back to sleep." Said Ron.
* * * * *
In the morning, Hermione woke up, and discovered that someone had put a large fish tank by her bed, and she had fallen into it.
"GON DAMMIT!!!" Shrieked Hermione. "THESE ARE MY NEW PAJAMAS!!!"
Then she thought to herself, 'Today is the day that I kill Draco Malfoy. Muhahahaha!' Then she was walking downstairs, when she tripped on a giant paper clip suit. 'What the hell?? I am going crazy!' Hermione thought. Then Harry and Ron came down from the boys' dormitory. Suddenly, they weren't there. Then Hermione was gone, too. She heard a little POP, and she was out on the Hogwarts grounds with Harry and Ron. For some reason, they were wearing togas. Then, they saw it. A huge cardboard box, as tall as a Popsicle on a hot sunny day on the middle of the equator, and as wide as ten sumo wrestlers. So, they went inside. Inside, there was Kelly and Jessica (me and my friend, and penname is Dee-vine) thinking of ideas for fan fiction (we really did sit in a cardboard box and think of ideas hehe). Then Kelly pointed to Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
"Oh my god Oh my god Ohmygod! It's like, Harry and Ron and like Hermione!!!" Screeched Kelly.
` "No way!!" Jessica screamed.
With that, Harry, Ron, and Hermione ran out of the cardboard box.
"Hey, wait!! We love you guys!" Kelly Yelled. "Oh, never mind, let's go get ice cream."
"Yeah, good idea, Kelly." Jessica said.
The End
AAAUUUGHHGHH!! THAT SUCKED!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I WROTE THAT HORRIBLE UNFUNNY FANFICTION! So r/r anyway cause I love em.
Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns the characters and stuff and blah blah blah.
"AAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!" Screamed Harry. Someone pouring water on his face had awoken him. When he had opened his eyes, a giant paper clip was standing by his bed.
"Get away from me!!!" Harry bellowed, and threw his lamp at the giant paper clip.
"Quiet, I am not a giant paper clip, I am Quibert, your long lost friend. I am disquised as a paper clip, though." Said Quibert. With that, he turned into himself. He looked like Elvis Presley, except that he was about four feet tall, and he had pink hair, which was spiked.
"What the hell is going on????" Ron said tiredly. "Why'd you wake me up?" Then he saw Quibert and screamed.
"Do not be frightened my friend, I come in peace." Said Quibert with his hands out. Then he looked at his wrist, which did not have a watch on it. "Oh my god! It's all ready a freckle past the hair. I'm gonna be late for happy hour!" Then he did the Elvis move where you jump on your knees, grab scream, "Owww!" Then, he disappeared.
"That was strange." Said Harry.
"Okay, now let's go back to sleep." Said Ron.
* * * * *
In the morning, Hermione woke up, and discovered that someone had put a large fish tank by her bed, and she had fallen into it.
"GON DAMMIT!!!" Shrieked Hermione. "THESE ARE MY NEW PAJAMAS!!!"
Then she thought to herself, 'Today is the day that I kill Draco Malfoy. Muhahahaha!' Then she was walking downstairs, when she tripped on a giant paper clip suit. 'What the hell?? I am going crazy!' Hermione thought. Then Harry and Ron came down from the boys' dormitory. Suddenly, they weren't there. Then Hermione was gone, too. She heard a little POP, and she was out on the Hogwarts grounds with Harry and Ron. For some reason, they were wearing togas. Then, they saw it. A huge cardboard box, as tall as a Popsicle on a hot sunny day on the middle of the equator, and as wide as ten sumo wrestlers. So, they went inside. Inside, there was Kelly and Jessica (me and my friend, and penname is Dee-vine) thinking of ideas for fan fiction (we really did sit in a cardboard box and think of ideas hehe). Then Kelly pointed to Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
"Oh my god Oh my god Ohmygod! It's like, Harry and Ron and like Hermione!!!" Screeched Kelly.
` "No way!!" Jessica screamed.
With that, Harry, Ron, and Hermione ran out of the cardboard box.
"Hey, wait!! We love you guys!" Kelly Yelled. "Oh, never mind, let's go get ice cream."
"Yeah, good idea, Kelly." Jessica said.
The End
AAAUUUGHHGHH!! THAT SUCKED!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT I WROTE THAT HORRIBLE UNFUNNY FANFICTION! So r/r anyway cause I love em.