A/N: Harry Ron and Hermione and Viktor belong to J/K The song tune to American Hi-Fi. Song goes to tune of "Flavor of the Week" by American Hi-Fi.

"So, Hermione, how was the summer with Vicky?" said Ron.
"Her Boyfriend, he don't know anything, about her!" said Harry
"Nope." Sighed Hermione. Did

*Harry points his wand at his throat * "Sonorous!"
Hermione Does the same, Ron just stares. Harry and Hermione start to sing

Harry: she reads her books and she don't know he's a got Ludo bagman on the phone.
She'll study some- his dirty robes are all he gives to her
And he's got posters on the wall of all the members of his team
And she means nothing to him

Hermione: my boyfriend, he don't know, anything about me
Harry: he's too obsessed, quidditch
I wish that I could make her see he's just the seeker of the week.

Its Friday night,
And she's all alone, he's 2,000 miles away
She's fell asleep, her book open, he's flying in a quidditch game
And he's got pictures on wall, of all the members of his team.

Hermione: my boyfriend, he don't know, anything, about me
Harry: he's too obsessed, quidditch
I wish that I could make her see, just the seeker of the week. Yeah!
-Instrumental Break-

Hermione: My boyfriend, he don't know, anything, about me.
Harry: too obsessed (times four)
Hermione: My boyfriend, he don't know, anything, about me.
Harry: I wish that I could make her see, he's just the seeker of the week
Yeah! He's but just the seeker of the week
She makes me weak.

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