Yes! Here it is, dear readers! Your chance to be like Heero, Duo and the G-boys, as Scum Incorporated presents its first product for the Gundam Wing market, here is your chance to "Be In Gundam Wing"! All you need is this fic and just follow the script, and you too can be a popular anime character, and star in romantic fanfics for the rest of your days!
You will be playing the part of Nijuu, a wacky, zany, yet bitter and disillussioned OZ interrogation officer in this romantic drama story, written by a very good pimpled author with a credit card. Other semi-well known actors will be playing only minor roles as we present...
"In Jordan's Arms"! Starring -insert your name here- as Nijuu...
Chapter One: An OZ Army barracks in AC195...
SARGE: Hello Ryoja, busy day?
RYOJA: Oh, hello sarge. Yes, nasty business.
SARGE: Yeah? What's happened?
RYOJA: Haven't you heard? Nijuu's been shot.
SARGE: Dead?
RYOJA: Afraid so sir, straight through the neck. What a mess--
We apologise for a break down in this "Be In Gundam Wing" concept. Due to a misjudgement in choosing a story, the character Nijuu does not appear to speak. As a result, the author has been stripped of their pimples and their credit card has been swiped in a place rendering the computer chair obsolete. So, let's move on to number two in our scripts!
You will be playing the part of Heero in this lime cordial flavoured chapter of a yaoi story by a vaguely good non-pimpled author with a maxed-out credit card. Also, to help you along, a buzzer will sound like so: -xxxxxxxxx- when it is your turn to speak. So here we go!
Chapter 4: A Safe House in AC196
-doorbell rings, Duo answers-
DUO: Heero! You're back!
-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-
DUO: Oh, it's good to see you again! -pecks Heero on the cheek- But, why so early? Something go wrong?
-xxxxxxxxxxxx-
DUO: Oh no! You've been hurt?
-xxxxxxxxxxx-
DUO: Where?
-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-
DUO: Oh my...
-xxxxxxxxxxxxx-
DUO: Oh, no!
-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-
DUO: Yes? What's the matter?
-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-
DUO: Oh, I love you too! We'll work around that!
-xxxxxxxxxxx-
DUO: What?
-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-
DUO: Shot OFF!?
-xxx-
DUO: Completely?
-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-
DUO: Oh, Heero! -tears forming-
-xxxxxxxxxx-
DUO: Oh, Heero! -weeping desperately-
-xxxxxxxxxx-
DUO: Oh, Heero! -overacting desperately-
-xxxxxxxxxx-
Will Heero ever play football again? Does Wufei really know who Zechs is? And is Duo really such a good -xxxx- as everyone says? Find out in our next installment of "Be In Gundam Wing"! only $49.95 a month, proved medically safe by the Karachi Vetrinarians Gazette. Also, if you'd like to enter our "I Hate Kofi Annan Because" contest, send your entries to us, stating in one million words or more exactly why you can't abide the Secretary-General to the United Nations.
DUO: Dumb as dog-shit, that bloke.
Hey, no clues, Duo.
You will be playing the part of Nijuu, a wacky, zany, yet bitter and disillussioned OZ interrogation officer in this romantic drama story, written by a very good pimpled author with a credit card. Other semi-well known actors will be playing only minor roles as we present...
"In Jordan's Arms"! Starring -insert your name here- as Nijuu...
Chapter One: An OZ Army barracks in AC195...
SARGE: Hello Ryoja, busy day?
RYOJA: Oh, hello sarge. Yes, nasty business.
SARGE: Yeah? What's happened?
RYOJA: Haven't you heard? Nijuu's been shot.
SARGE: Dead?
RYOJA: Afraid so sir, straight through the neck. What a mess--
We apologise for a break down in this "Be In Gundam Wing" concept. Due to a misjudgement in choosing a story, the character Nijuu does not appear to speak. As a result, the author has been stripped of their pimples and their credit card has been swiped in a place rendering the computer chair obsolete. So, let's move on to number two in our scripts!
You will be playing the part of Heero in this lime cordial flavoured chapter of a yaoi story by a vaguely good non-pimpled author with a maxed-out credit card. Also, to help you along, a buzzer will sound like so: -xxxxxxxxx- when it is your turn to speak. So here we go!
Chapter 4: A Safe House in AC196
-doorbell rings, Duo answers-
DUO: Heero! You're back!
-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-
DUO: Oh, it's good to see you again! -pecks Heero on the cheek- But, why so early? Something go wrong?
-xxxxxxxxxxxx-
DUO: Oh no! You've been hurt?
-xxxxxxxxxxx-
DUO: Where?
-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-
DUO: Oh my...
-xxxxxxxxxxxxx-
DUO: Oh, no!
-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-
DUO: Yes? What's the matter?
-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-
DUO: Oh, I love you too! We'll work around that!
-xxxxxxxxxxx-
DUO: What?
-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-
DUO: Shot OFF!?
-xxx-
DUO: Completely?
-xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx-
DUO: Oh, Heero! -tears forming-
-xxxxxxxxxx-
DUO: Oh, Heero! -weeping desperately-
-xxxxxxxxxx-
DUO: Oh, Heero! -overacting desperately-
-xxxxxxxxxx-
Will Heero ever play football again? Does Wufei really know who Zechs is? And is Duo really such a good -xxxx- as everyone says? Find out in our next installment of "Be In Gundam Wing"! only $49.95 a month, proved medically safe by the Karachi Vetrinarians Gazette. Also, if you'd like to enter our "I Hate Kofi Annan Because" contest, send your entries to us, stating in one million words or more exactly why you can't abide the Secretary-General to the United Nations.
DUO: Dumb as dog-shit, that bloke.
Hey, no clues, Duo.