Well, I got some new ideas for some more odd little parodies combining sitcoms with Gundam Wing... So, here is the second chapter. Same rules apply as in the last chapter, don't forget to point out which parody is your favorite. Here 'tis....
Chapter 2, Part 3: All In The Family / Y'All In That Thar Fam'ly
Durchie Munker (Duo / Archie) walked through the door of his house and saw Heedith (Heero / Edith) sitting in his chair, wearing a blonde wig. Then Troria (Trowa / Gloria) came downstairs. "Hey, daddy, why's ma wearing a wig?" Durchie turned towards Troria. "Well, your mother's a, whaddya call 'em, a... A Shitzuphrenic. She's got them multiple personalities." Troria nodded his head. "Who is he now?" "Momma D. Judd." Durchie replied. Troria walked over to 'Momma D.' and sat in the chair next to him. "Uh... So, Momma D., uh... How was your day?" 'Momma D.' turned and looked at Troria. "Wall, first of all, thar was sump'n goin' on 'round the corner over thar." 'Momma D.' pointed to the corner he was talking about. "'T looked like thar was a fight happ'n'n. And then I sawsed 'em, an' they came over ta me an'..." Then 'Momma D.' took off the wig and looked at it. "Why am I wearing this? What's going on? The last thing I remember, somebody said something about some kind of cake..."
Then Quichael (Quatre / Michael) entered the room, holding a piece of cheesecake. "Anyone else want some cheesecake?" Then Heedith put the wig back on his head and jumped out of his chair. "Wall, I'ma gonna git me somma that cheesecake! I jest loooooove cheesecake!" Then 'Momma D.' ran to the kitchen, returning moments later with half of the cheesecake he had bought earlier. By the time he was back, Durchie had sat in his chair, and so Momma D. was forced to sit on him. "Hey, now, Heedith, get offa me! You're too heavy!" Momma D. gave him a confused look. "Who's Heedith?" And then the wig fell off again. "Huh? What am I doing with this chee-" then Troria cut him off before he could say it, having a hunch that 'cheesecake' made Heedith change into Momma D. "Heedith, would you get off me already?" Heedith looked at Durchie. "Oh, I'm sorry, Durchie!" He apologized, standing up. Then some cheesecake fell onto Durchie's lap. "Oh, great, now you got cheesecake all over me..." He complained, and Heedith put the wig on once again...
Chapter 2, Part 4: Three's Company / Squee's Company
Quack the Tripper (An odd combination of Quatre, Jack Tripper, and Jack the ripper) was awakened from his nap by the vibrations made from Planet (A combination of Ms. Peacecraft [Relena] and Janet, called Planet because of her weight) walking to the kitchen. Quack got out of bed and exited his room to find that Planet had tripped and was on her way down to the floor. He quickly grabbed the nearest handles that had been put on the walls in case of Planet falling or jumping. Once the earthquake was over, Hissi (Heero / Chrissi) got out of the room she and Planet shared. (How they shared the room is a mystery, Planet took up most of the space.) "What's going on, did Planet fall?" Hissi asked. "Yeah. We'd better call Mr. Groper and have him come up to help pull Planet to her feet." And so Hissi ran to the phone to call Duonley Groper (Duo / Stanley Roper).
Once Mr. Groper arrived, they all worked hard and eventually succeeded in getting Planet to her feet. "Now, try to be a little more careful, Planet. There are cracks on the ceiling of my room now." Planet nodded her head, creating small tremors. "Okey-doke, Mr. Groper. I'll try not to fall anymore. I'll be real careful." Planet anaged to say from beneath the folds of fat. "Good. Now, I'm going to go back downstairs and go back to sleep, if you don't mind." Duonley informed them. Once Mr. Groper had left, Planet resumed her walk, but before she managed to move even one foot, the floor collapsed, and she fell on Mrs. Groper...
I guess I'll leave it at that for now. Vote for yer favorite, and I'll go do something other than write right now. Ciao...
Chapter 2, Part 3: All In The Family / Y'All In That Thar Fam'ly
Durchie Munker (Duo / Archie) walked through the door of his house and saw Heedith (Heero / Edith) sitting in his chair, wearing a blonde wig. Then Troria (Trowa / Gloria) came downstairs. "Hey, daddy, why's ma wearing a wig?" Durchie turned towards Troria. "Well, your mother's a, whaddya call 'em, a... A Shitzuphrenic. She's got them multiple personalities." Troria nodded his head. "Who is he now?" "Momma D. Judd." Durchie replied. Troria walked over to 'Momma D.' and sat in the chair next to him. "Uh... So, Momma D., uh... How was your day?" 'Momma D.' turned and looked at Troria. "Wall, first of all, thar was sump'n goin' on 'round the corner over thar." 'Momma D.' pointed to the corner he was talking about. "'T looked like thar was a fight happ'n'n. And then I sawsed 'em, an' they came over ta me an'..." Then 'Momma D.' took off the wig and looked at it. "Why am I wearing this? What's going on? The last thing I remember, somebody said something about some kind of cake..."
Then Quichael (Quatre / Michael) entered the room, holding a piece of cheesecake. "Anyone else want some cheesecake?" Then Heedith put the wig back on his head and jumped out of his chair. "Wall, I'ma gonna git me somma that cheesecake! I jest loooooove cheesecake!" Then 'Momma D.' ran to the kitchen, returning moments later with half of the cheesecake he had bought earlier. By the time he was back, Durchie had sat in his chair, and so Momma D. was forced to sit on him. "Hey, now, Heedith, get offa me! You're too heavy!" Momma D. gave him a confused look. "Who's Heedith?" And then the wig fell off again. "Huh? What am I doing with this chee-" then Troria cut him off before he could say it, having a hunch that 'cheesecake' made Heedith change into Momma D. "Heedith, would you get off me already?" Heedith looked at Durchie. "Oh, I'm sorry, Durchie!" He apologized, standing up. Then some cheesecake fell onto Durchie's lap. "Oh, great, now you got cheesecake all over me..." He complained, and Heedith put the wig on once again...
Chapter 2, Part 4: Three's Company / Squee's Company
Quack the Tripper (An odd combination of Quatre, Jack Tripper, and Jack the ripper) was awakened from his nap by the vibrations made from Planet (A combination of Ms. Peacecraft [Relena] and Janet, called Planet because of her weight) walking to the kitchen. Quack got out of bed and exited his room to find that Planet had tripped and was on her way down to the floor. He quickly grabbed the nearest handles that had been put on the walls in case of Planet falling or jumping. Once the earthquake was over, Hissi (Heero / Chrissi) got out of the room she and Planet shared. (How they shared the room is a mystery, Planet took up most of the space.) "What's going on, did Planet fall?" Hissi asked. "Yeah. We'd better call Mr. Groper and have him come up to help pull Planet to her feet." And so Hissi ran to the phone to call Duonley Groper (Duo / Stanley Roper).
Once Mr. Groper arrived, they all worked hard and eventually succeeded in getting Planet to her feet. "Now, try to be a little more careful, Planet. There are cracks on the ceiling of my room now." Planet nodded her head, creating small tremors. "Okey-doke, Mr. Groper. I'll try not to fall anymore. I'll be real careful." Planet anaged to say from beneath the folds of fat. "Good. Now, I'm going to go back downstairs and go back to sleep, if you don't mind." Duonley informed them. Once Mr. Groper had left, Planet resumed her walk, but before she managed to move even one foot, the floor collapsed, and she fell on Mrs. Groper...
I guess I'll leave it at that for now. Vote for yer favorite, and I'll go do something other than write right now. Ciao...