12:31 PM 6/18/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week: Why is it everytime I'M having fun it's wrong! -Squidward
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Hi! Welcome to the corner! I'm here again with my temporary
co-assistant; Veggie!
Vegeta: I hate it when you call me that.
Chuquita: Veggie Veggie Veggie!
Vegeta: SHUT UP!
Chuquita: Anywho, I'm here with a Halloween Fic!
Vegeta: But it's June.
Chuquita: If JCPenney's can have a "Christmas in July sale" then I can have a
"Halloween in June" story.
Vegeta: Whatever.
Chuquita: It doesn't actually occur in June. I'm just writting it now because I had
a little insperation to do so.
Vegeta: That & you're bored.
Chuquita: Hush up or I'll zap your training uniform pink.
Vegeta: (gulps) Oh-kay...
Summary: It's Halloween & Veggie & Goku are out trick-or-treating. But now they've accidently
stumbled upon an old mansion belonging to a mad scientist who's secretly been watching the
saiyajin duo. Now he wants to use them in a brand new fusion experiment that could fuse the 2
permanently in his own twisted way. Will Goku and Veggie be able to escape? Will Chi-Chi & Bura
find them in time to save them and stop Dr. Corkscrew's evil, querky plot? Find out!
Ages: Bura-9
Vegeta: Please tell me you didn't use the words "fuse" and "permanently" in the same
sentence, did you?
Chuquita: Well, looks like I got somebody's attention.
Vegeta: (groans) It's gonna be another one of "those" fics, isn't it?
Chuquita: (rubs him on the head) Yup!
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" RRROARRRR!!! ROARRRR!!! ROOORRRAARR!!! "
" Will you SHUT UP! "
Goku turned to Vegeta as they continued to walk down the street holding pillowcases
full of candy, " But I'm JAWS! I need to roar! "
" I don't care if you're rabid squrrel! Just shut up! " Vegeta yelled at him.
Goku tugged at his shark costume, then grinned at Vegeta, " You're just angry because
you think my costume's cooler than yours; little fairy princess. " he teased as Vegeta's face
turned red.
" _I_ DIDN'T WANT TO WEAR THIS STUPID THING! B-CHAN MADE ME! " Vegeta growled, then
went off into a dazed state, " Little B-chan said I looked perfect...BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU
HAVE THE RIGHT TO INSULT ME! I DEMAND UTTER RESPECT FROM YOU KAKARROT! "
" It's hard to *giggle* respect you when you're wearing a little pink tutu, plastic
fairy wings, a sparkly pink crown & waving a fairy wand around. " Goku giggled.
" I'm glad I destroyed Nappa when I did, " Vegeta grumbled, " I can hear him & Raditsu
laughing at me so hard right now... "
" Don't forget Freezer. " Goku pointed out.
" AHH! WHERE! " Vegeta zipped behind Goku, shaking, " DON'T LET HIM PUT ME IN THE "BOX"
AGAIN! PLEASE DON'T LET HIM PUT ME IN THE BAH-HA-OX!!! " he wailed.
" I was just saying, he's not ACTUALLY here. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Oh. " Vegeta pushed Goku away & dusted himself off, " Come Kakarrot, I want to get this
baka holiday of yours over as soon as possible. "
" Little buddy? "
" What! "
" What's "the box"? "
" Nothing, just a silent, dark little cage Freezer kept in his ship's dungeon for poor,
orphaned little 7 year old ouji's to drive them mad until they succumbed to his whim. " Vegeta
rattled off as they headed down the street to another house.
" Aww, you mean you're an orphan Veggie? " Goku said sadly.
" DID I SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MYSELF! "
" No, but you kind of made it so it sounded like you were talking about yourself. That's
so sad, I remember when Gohan was 7. He would've missed me & Chi-Chi so much if that happened
to-- "
" *DING*DONG* "
" Oh hello! " the woman at the door said. Vegeta elbowed Goku, who instantly forgot what
he was saying @ the smell of candy.
" TRICK OR TREAT! " Goku grinned widely.
" Aww, aren't you, err, unique. " she smiled back at the saiyajins as she tossed some
things into their bags.
" Jaws does not want candy! Jaws wants FLESH! ROAR!! " Goku shouted as the woman
let out a bloodcurtling scream & slammed the door on their faces.
" Nice going Bakarot. " Vegeta hissed, " Now she probably thinks we're nuts! " he
exclaimed as Goku took the candy out of his bag & swallowed it.
" Hey little buddy? What'd you get? I got a snickers & some kit-kats! "
Vegeta took something out of his bag, " I got medication. " he said, then tossed the
little container over his shoulder, " EVERY SINGLE BAKA WE MEET GIVES ME EITHER AN AD FOR THE
SATIN CITY MENTAL HOSPITAL OR A DEPRESSANT! "
" I think it has to do with the little pink heart Bura drew on your cheek. "
" B-CHAN _LIKES_ THAT LITTLE PINK HEART SHE DREW ON MY CHEEK! " he gritted through his
teeth at Goku.
" Where IS Bura anyway? "
" She went with that Onna to your little bald friend's house along with the rest of those
bakayaros. "
" Why didn't you go? "
" BECAUSE Kakarrot, I do NOT want all of your weak, stupid friends to see me in this
fairy costume. "
" Then why are you still wearing it, we're not even anywhere near the others. " Goku
asked.
" B-chan would be so disappointed in me, she'd probably NEVER speak to me again! "
Vegeta exclaimed, then felt something smack him on the side of the head.
" NICE OUTFIT "TINKERBELL"!! " one of several high-school boys said as they sped by in
a convertable.
Vegeta wiped the raw egg off the side of his head, then shot a huge ki blast at the
car, blowing it up within seconds, a smirk on his face, " Heh, that'll teach them to mess with
the saiyajin no oujo! "
Goku raised an eyebrow as a smile curled around his face, " oujO?? "
" I meant OUJI! "
" Whatever you say my sweet "little PRINCESS". " Goku giggled wildly. Vegeta stomped on
Goku's flipper, causing him to cry out in pain.
" CALL ME THAT AGAIN AND I'LL RIP THAT EMPTY HEAD OF YOURS RIGHT OUT OF ITS SOCKET!!! "
Goku felt his now broken foot, " Oh..kay. "
" Hey little buddy, I think we're lost. "
" Nonsense Kakarrot, the great saiyajin no ou-- " he quickly glanced at Goku, who was
whistling innocently to himself, " --_JI_ does not get "lost". "
" Maybe I should call someone. " Goku said aloud, then put his fingers on his forehead,
::Kururin, Kururin can you hear me?::
::Hi, this is Kururin, I'm sorry, I'm not here right now, please leave a message at the
sound of the beep::
" DoH! " Goku said, " I got the machine! "
" Kakarrot, you're using TELEPATHY! THERE _IS_ NO ANSWERING MACHINE!! "
" ...then what did I just--nevermind. " Goku said, then flew up above the forest &
smiled, " HEY VEGETA! UP HERE! I THINK I FOUND A HOUSE! "
" I'm NOT coming up there Kakarrot. " Vegeta folded his arms.
" WHY NOT! "
" BECAUSE I'M WEARING THIS BAKA PINK THING! "
" Nobody's gonna see you up here Vegeta! Come on! " Goku protested. Vegeta heaved a
sigh, then flew up next to him, " See little buddy! No one around for MILES! "
" And on your left is a short man wearing a tutu. "
Vegeta & Goku turned to their right to see a large plane flying past them, various
tourist flashing pictures at the two, blinding them. Goku waved stupidly to them.
" I'M A FISH!! "
Vegeta stood there in shock, then put his head in his hands & shook it, mortified.
Goku sniffed the air as the sweet smell of chocolate filled his nostrils, " Mmmmmm,
CANDY! Come on Veggiebell! We still have 3 more houses to hit! " he said, then flew down towards
an old, rickidy, sinister looking castle.
" "VEGGIEBELL"!!! " Vegeta shouted, then gritted his teeth & blasted down after him,
" KAKARROT!!!! "
" Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhh.... " Goku said, oohing at the dark, dirty, cobweb-covered
castle in front of him as Vegeta landed.
" Heh, "Veggiebell", I'll show him. " he growled to himself as he walked up to Goku &
grabbed him by the neck, " ALRIGHT YOU BAKAYARO! IF YOU MOCK THIS STUPID OUTFIT OF MINE ONE
MORE TIME I'LL BARBAQUE THAT SHARK OF YOURS!!! "
" Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo "
" Kakarrot? "
" Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo "
" KAKARROT! WAKE UP!!! " he screamed, hoisting Goku off the ground by his neck & shaking
him wildly.
" Huh? Oh, hi there Veggierella! Do ya mind letting go of me. " Goku asked as Vegeta
subconsiously dropped him to the ground, " Thanks! That was almost starting to hurt. "
" _ALMOST_!!! " Vegeta shouted, then grabbed Goku & began to shake him by the neck again,
even harder, " WHADDA YOU MEAN _ALMOST_!!! "
" I...mean... " Goku struggled as Vegeta continued to strangle his voicebox, " I..mean.."
" ARE YOU AWARE I COULD DESTROY YOU IF I WANTED KAKARROT!! " Vegeta growled.
" Surrrrrree you could Vegelina. " Goku chuckled, " Just think what Bura'd say if she
found out you killed her best friend's Daddy. *fake sniffle* She'd be heartbroken. "
" Heart--broken? "
" She'd say, "Oh Toussan how could you do something so cruel to Mr. Goten's Daddy" and,
"I'm NEVER speaking to you again you killer". How'd THAT make you feel? " Goku pointed out.
Vegeta felt tears water up in his eyes, " Really...sad..and lonely.. "
" See, wouldn't be better just to put me dow-dow--duh, duh.... " Goku's face turned a
pale white as he turned his head to the right.
" Oh-kay... " Vegeta dropped Goku to the ground, who's eyes widened at the sight in
front of him.
" Vuh, vuh, vuh, Ve--Vegeta!!!! " Goku cried, pointing to the object.
" WHAT! " he said angrily as Goku turned Vegeta's head in the direction of the figure.
" EEK! " Vegeta squealed in fright as he lept into Goku's arms, shaking. Goku stared
at the figure, who came out into the light.
The figure was HUGE. At least 13 feet tall. It had a sloping brow, a bulky body, and
two left hands. It's clothes were sown in patches, the same as it's skin. It's top half a pale
green and it's bottom half bronzed. It's eyes rolled about in it's head, and a conjointed grin
on its face lead to believe it's teeth had orignally belonged to several different people.
" Ka--Ka--Ka--ka... " Vegeta fumbled.
" OH WOW!!! " Goku grinned, " WHATTA COSTUME!!! THERE MUST BE 3, no, 4 PEOPLE IN THAT
THING!!! "
" UNGHA. " the creature leaned towards Goku & Vegeta, " You here for treatment. " it
grunted.
" YEAH! " Goku nodded, " Here that little Snow Veggite, TREATS! "
" Uh, Kaka--WAH!! " Vegeta yelped as the creature grabbed him & Goku, & holding one in
each hand, walked back inside.
" OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY! BIG PEOPLE MEAN BIG CANDY! I BET THEY HAVE A 50 FOOT TALL
PIÑATA FULLA HUMONGOUS 19 FEET LONG TOOTSIE ROLLS!!! " Goku squealed with joy.
" Then WHY do have a frightening, foreboding feeling that something terrible is going
happen? " Vegeta snarled at Goku.
" BECAUSE, my little fairy friend, YOU are a pessimest. You see everything as bad. "
" There's a newsflash... " Vegeta said sarcastically.
" _I_, on the other hand, happen to be an optimist. I think something REALLY REALLY GOOD
is gonna result from this odd, strange creature carrying us into the deep, dark, depths of
oblivion. "
Vegeta watched as a headless rat scuttled by, " For my sake, Kakarrot, you had better
be RIGHT. "
" You sit here. Wait for treatment. " the rather large creature said, plopping Goku &
Vegeta down on an old, moldy couch. The creature grinned awkwardly at them, then stumbled out of
the room & down the hall.
" Oh BOY! He's gonna go get us our super sized candy bars! " Goku said happily, bouncing
up & down on the couch, " I LOOOOOOOOOVE CANDY!!! "
" Kakarrot, I am NOT going to sit here all night waiting for that fat baka to return.
I'm getting out of here. " Vegeta said, then got up off the couch and walked over to the door,
only to feel an electric charge surge through his body, frying him to a crisp. Vegeta wobbled
back over to the couch & sat down, a frustrated look on his face.
Goku sniffed the smokey air around the now fried Vegeta, " Mmm, smores. "
" Oh shut up. "
" MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! "
" ... "
" ... "
Vegeta & Goku turned to the door, which opened to reveal the creature from before, along
with another, shorter figure. He walked into the light & smirked at the two saiyajins.
" Greetings gentlemen. " he said, coming over to the couch, " What 'interesting'
outfits you're wearing. "
" It's Halloween you bonehead. " Vegeta hissed.
" Where's my candy? That big guy said there was gonna be candy! " Goku whined.
" Candy?...OH! CANDY! Of course. " the man said in a sneaky tone, " But first, I'd like
to introduce myself. " he said, extending his hand to Goku, " I am Dr. Corkscrew, the brother of
the great, yet careless, Dr. Gero. "
" GERO! " Goku pulled his hand away, " WHOA! NO KIDDING!? "
" No, I am not one to joke with you. I'm sure JiJi did a good job of helping you here. "
Dr. Corkscrew said to the big creature, " He really is a nice fellow, isn't he. " he smirked.
" Well, I guess. " Goku answered.
" JiJi, I'd like you to meet Goku & Vegeta. " Dr. Corkscrew said as the creature leered
over them. He bent down to their height & grinned.
" Pretty lady. " he slurred, poking Vegeta.
" I AM NOT A LADY YOU BAKAYARO!!! " Vegeta yelled, smacking JiJi across the face with his
wand, " _I_ AM THE GREAT SAIYAJIN NO OUJI! "
" Hee-hee...she's pret-ty... " the creature said in it's slow, dazed voice as it leaned
towards him. Vegeta slid towards the opposite end of the couch, a disqusted look on his face.
" KAKARROT! YOU'RE ABOUT AS STUPID AS THIS IDIOT; _YOU_ TELL HIM I'M A GUY!!! " he
shouted.
" I dunno, *giggle*, I think you two make a *snicker*, cute couple! " Goku burst into
laughter. Vegeta grabbed him by the collar & pulled Goku down to his height.
" KAKARROT, WE ARE LEAVING _NOW_!!! "
" But, but my candy... "
" NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR BAKA CANDY! " Vegeta screamed, then felt himself behing lifted
upwards & glanced over his shoulder to see the creature holding him up.
" She's like a lit-tle doll. " JiJi said, giving Vegeta another one of his creepy smiles.
Vegeta gulped, then went SSJ2 & began to shoot ki blasts at the creature with his free
arm, which didn't seem to phase the creature in the least. Vegeta stopped and turned his
attention to getting out of its grasp.
" Make the pret-ty lights go A-gain. " JiJi said to Vegeta, who narrowed his eyes at the
creature.
" FOOL! I'M NOT HERE TO ENTETAIN YOU! " he snarled.
" Yes JiJi, Vegeta is here for a more, "important" purpose. " Dr. Corkscrew said.
" You bad lit-tle girl. Make lights go NOW! " JiJi growled as Vegeta felt sweat pouring
down his nervous face.
" NO! "
JiJi clutched Vegeta tighter & began to shake him back & forth furiously, " Don't you
make me an-ger-ry! "
" JIJI! DOWN! " Dr. Corkscrew demanded as JiJi dropped Vegeta onto the floor.
" YOU'RE TRYING TO USE THAT _THING_ TO MURDER ME!!! " Vegeta screamed at Dr. Corkscrew.
" Oh, you wouldn't be any good to me dead. JiJi was just being friendly, " he said
casually, " Isn't that right JiJi. "
JiJi bent down to Vegeta & patted him on the head, " I still think your pret-ty lit-tle
fairy. " he grinned.
Goku got down off the couch & went over to JiJi & shook his hand, " It's okay, Veggie
forgives ya, right little buddy? " he smiled at Vegeta, who held his arms closely to his
chest & stomach protectively, a slightly frightened look in his eyes.
Goku continued to shake JiJi's hand, " Yeah, you're not a bad guy, are you! " he said,
then cried out in pain as JiJi squeezed down upon Goku's hand.
" KAKARROT! " Vegeta gasped as Dr. Corkscrew put his hand on Vegeta's shoulder.
" Don't you worry Vegeta, JiJi won't hurt him. He is one of my first products. " Dr.
Corkscrew began as Goku finally managed to yank his hand away, then blew on it & moved his
fingers, trying to get the numbness out of his hand.
" You see Son Goku, Vegeta, I am a scientist, though, not as modernized as my brother,
I possess more knowledge and insight to the world of artifical creation. Here, I do not create
with metal, but with what nature provides me. JiJi here has been my first fused product. "
Goku blinked, confused, " Fused?? "
" Of course, I've gotten much more advanced since he was created, now, if you'll follow
me, I'd like to show you two some VERY interesting creations of mine. "
Goku thought for a moment, " Will there be candy? "
" Of course Son Goku. There'll be, LOTS of candy for you to eat. " Dr. Corkscrew chuckled
, " You too Vegeta. " he glanced at the prince, " I'm sure that not getting any candy from
anyone tonight's made a bit cranky. "
" Uh, right. " Vegeta scratched his head, perplexed, then peeked over his shoulder
see the creature softly petting the ouji's hair, " Kah, kah, KAKARROT!! " he made a mad dash for
Goku, " WAIT FOR ME!! "
" Aww, here kitty kitty kitty! " Goku cooed as he stared at a small cat in one of the
cages oh the wall while Dr. Corkscrew & Vegeta continued down the corridor. The cat turned to
face him, revealing the left side of its body to be half of a salmon, " AHH! "
" VEGGIE! VEGGIE! " Goku cried, running over to Vegeta & grabbing him by the arm, " YOU
HAVE TO SEE THIS! " he said frantically, pulling Vegeta over to the cage, " LOOK! "
" Yes Kakarrot, that is a cat. Earthlings keep them as pets. Big deal. " he said
sarcastically as the cat went over to it's waterbowl, exposing it's left side.
" Oh DENDE! " Vegeta murmured.
" Ahh, yes, another one of my successful subjects. " Dr. Corkscrew said as he stood
inbetween the two saiyajins, " This is Kitty. She's a, excuse the term, Catfish. "
" Catfish, right... " Vegeta said, an eerie air about the room.
" WOW! " Goku said in awe, " YOU _MADE_ THAT!! "
" Yes, yes I did. " the doctor said with an evil glimmer in his eye.
" I bet you could fuse ANYTHING you wanted huh? " Goku said excitedly.
" Umm-hmm. There are many different ways to fuse two "subjects" together, and many points
of fusion on the body to work with. " he cackled as Vegeta gulped.
" Hey little buddy, whadda you get when you cross a sub with a PB&J? " Goku joked.
" I don't care. "
" A SUBmarine SANDWICH! "
" Kami take me now... " Vegeta groaned.
" Now, if you'll walk this way, I'd like to show you two, exactly HOW I can accomplish
this feat on some test subjects of mine. "
" Can't we just take the homeboard game instead? " Vegeta sighed, unimpressed.
" Oh trust me, this is much more interesting then you think it will be, MUCH more
indead, err, indeed. " Dr. Corkscrew fumbled, then opened a door which lead to a humongous,
Frankenstein-esque room.
" PRESENTING! MY LABORATORY! " he announced as Goku stood there, ooohing alongside
Vegeta, who shook violently from the cold, " Ingenius, isn't it! "
" Well, it's not like Onna's lab at all, it's just so-- "
" --creepy. " Goku finished, then looked around, " Say Doc, I'm kinda curious, where're
the test subjects of yours anyway? " he asked as Vegeta jolted up.
Something in the ouji's mind instantly clicked as he took a quick glance about the room,
::There is NO ONE else in here, in fact, that door behind me is the only way ou--:: Vegeta
turned around & shrieked to find the door they had entered through had now disappeared, " Wha,
wha, where, wha, WHERE'S THERE DOOR!!! "
" What door? " Doctor Corkscrew said, putting on some rubber gloves & an operation mask.
::He's going to use US as the TEST SUBJECTS!!:: Vegeta yelped, then narrowed his eyes at
the doctor & brought up what little courage he had left, " WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU UP TO! " he
yelled at Corkscrew, " IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT EXPERIMENTING ON _ME_ THEN YOU HAVE A DEATH
WISH!!! " he went SSJ2.
" Oh please, calm down, I'm not "experimenting" on you Vegeta. "
" AND ANOTHER THING! HOW DO YOU KNOW OUR NAMES! "
" My brother told me all about his mindnumbing plot of his. You know, the one to take
DNA from the greatest warriors & combine them, blah blah etc; well, there happened to be a slight
"flaw" in his plan, if you get what I mean. " Doctor Corkscrew said, " By merely combining DNA
he would still have to worry about the actual fighters themselves. But I thought, why not
combine those the DNA belonged to in the first place. That way, you wouldn't have to worry that
anyone else could possibly match your creation in strength. " he snickered, then looked at
Goku & Vegeta, " You know, I've been watching you two inparticular for sometime. You're both
quite unbeatable senshi. " he said, " In fact, I have had the pleasure of seeing you two fuse
once in the past. "
::Oh no..here it comes!:: Vegeta's eyes widened.
" And THAT'S why I would like to *ahem*, " he pressed a button on one of the machines,
which instantly strapped the two saiyajins down to two sepreate boards, " experiment on you. "
" AHH! " Vegeta shrieked.
" I have one question to ask you first. " Goku said in a serious tone, then broke into
a grin, " Will we still get our candy? "
" ACK! " Dr. Corkscrew facefaulted, " Of course, of course. You'll get all the candy
you like! "
" WEE-HEE! " Goku shouted.
" You're, going to try to, "FUSE" us! " Vegeta gawked.
" My dear prince, not "try", I AM going to fuse you. " he smirked.
" IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO LET YOU FUSE ME TO THAT BAKAYARO OVER THERE THAN YOU'RE
CRAZY!!! "
" WELL THAT'S TOO BAD VEGETA! I'M GOING TO FUSE YOU WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! "
Goku raised his hand, " Don't I have a say in this? "
" NO! "
" NO! "
" ... "
" Boys, this will be unlike any other fusion Kaio-san can teach you. I will control what
will go where, I will control which one of you it will look like most, I will control your every
thought and action. You will be fused, permanently. " an evil grin crept up his face.
" Pemanently? " Vegeta said in a small voice & turned to his left to Goku.
" Twinkle Twinkle little star! How I wonder what you are... " Goku sang happily.
Vegeta whipped around, back to the doctor, " YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!! "
" Oh, but I am, don't worry, I'm sure you'll both get along fine. " he said, then pushed
in another button.
" KAKA-CHAN!! KAKA-CHAN DO SOMETHING!!! " Vegeta wailed, tears streaming down his cheeks.
Goku glanced over at Vegeta, confused, " Little buddy, are you oh-kay? You're crying. "
" HAVEN'T YOU BEEN PAYING ATTENTION BAKA! HE'S GOING TO FUSE US!!!! " Vegeta said
angrily.
" Oh calm down! I'm not ready to fuse you yet. " Dr. Corkscrew yelled, then smiled,
" We're going to have to probe you first. "
Vegeta's pupils widened to the size of saucerpans, " PROBE! I DON'T WANT TO BE PROBED!!!
I WON'T LET YOU ANYWHERE NEAR ME WITH-- " he stopped as Dr. Corkscrew opened a draw to reveal
a threshold of bloody, rusty, sharp & pecliuarly-shaped operation instraments, " ...those,
things. " he said, feeling his heart skip a beat.
" Silly Vegeta, I'M not going to be the one probing you. " he chuckled, " My assistant
is. "
" Assistant? " he said flatly.
A familiar figure entered from behind the bookcase; Vegeta's face turned green.
" You remember JiJi, don't you. " Corkscrew smiled as Vegeta nodded weakly.
" Hi lady! " JiJi waved to Vegeta, who had a feeling of helplessness wash over his body.
" Don't worry Vegeta, I won't let him hurt you. JiJi's actually very fragile with my
patients. " he said as JiJi grabbed one of the sharp, rusty instraments out of the drawer &
headed towards Vegeta, who was trying his best to keep from bursting into tears as the creature
came closer, " Don't worry, he knows exactly what he's doing. "
Vegeta watched as the rusty instrament neared his body, and unable to contain his fear
any longer, let out an earpiercing scream.
" MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! "
" I feel so...violated. " Vegeta continued to shiver, Goku shaking from fright in the
same way.
" Me too. " Goku said in a small voice, " Whatever "violated" means. "
" Oh hush up you big babies! " Dr. Corkscrew repremanded, " If I had known you were both
so afraid of a little body probing I wouldn't have chosen you to fused in the first place. "
" You mean you're going to let us go? " Goku said with big, innocent eyes.
" NO I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU GO! YOU AREN'T LEAVING HERE IN 2 PIECES! " he screamed at
the now costumeless saiyajins, who were presently in nothing but their boxers. Goku's red &
Vegeta's blue.
The doctor walked up to his machine & started to enter in some data, then turned on the
electricity flowing through the sides of the boards Goku & Vegeta were strapped to.
" KAKARROT! QUICK! BLAST HIM!!! BLAST HIM NOW!!! " Vegeta yelled, " YOUR ARMS ARE LONGER
THAN MINE! YOU CAN MOVE THEM MORE THAN I CAN! "
" But Vegeta! "
" DO IT NOW KAKARROT OR WE'RE GOING TO BE SHARING A LOT MORE THAN OUR HALLOWEEN CANDY! "
Goku raised his arm & formed a ball of ki, then felt a slight pain stretching throughout
it. He gulped, seeing a small, round machine floating next to him, injecting something into his
arm with a needle, " It's a, a, a, nee-nee NEEDLE!! AHH! " he screamed, panicing, his vision
beginning to blur, Goku glanced at Vegeta, who was also trying to keep from falling asleep,
" Vegeta, I can't see.."
" JUST THROW IT BEFORE HE-- " Vegeta stopped, knocked out from the chemical injected into
his body.
Goku tossed the ki against the main computer, then fainted as well. Dr. Corkscrew watched
in horror as the ki slammed into his machine.
" YOU FOOL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! " he screamed, then fell backwards as the machine
exploded in a puff off smoke & electricity, causing a blackout, " MY CREATION! HOW COULD YOU DO
THIS TO ME!! " he cried, then ran over to the fusebox & turned the lights back on. Dr. Corkscrew
tried to push away the smoke, making his way back over to Goku & Vegeta. The smoke cleared as
Dr. Corkscrew walked towards the now one board in the middle of the room, " OH NO! " he gasped,
" HE MUST'VE HIT THE MAIN POWER SWITCH! " he said, looking Goku & Vegeta over, " It didn't have
enough time to finish! Now I'm going to lose DAYS fixing my machine over you two, err, one, err,
one and a half. " he scratched his head as he stared at the unconsious saiyajins, " Well, at
least how very compatible this fusion will be. You went MUCH faster than I thought. " Corkscrew
said to himself, then turned to the creature, " JiJi, I'd like you to take Go, uh, Ve, umm, take
them to one of the cells. I'm going to have to keep them there until I can fix my machine to
complete the fusion. "
" Kay... " JiJi grinned, then picked Goku & Vegeta up and headed back out towards the
walls full of caged, fused creatures & dumped them into an empty one. He grabbed a nearby
blanket & covered the two; closed the cage door & left.
" Ohhhhhh... " Vegeta moaned, rubbing his head, " Wha, wha happened? " he said, dazed.
Vegeta glanced at the blanket covering & Goku, then turned to the other saiyajin, who was now
snoring unbearably loud, " OH WAKE UP KAKARROT!!! " he screamed, shaking him.
" Huh, wha? " Goku said, tired; then noticing Vegeta, perked up, " Oh! Hi little buddy! "
he said happily, then looked around, " Where are we? "
Vegeta took a quick look around nervously, " We're in one of those cages we saw on the
way in... " he said in a small voice.
" I guess I saved us after all. " Goku concluded, " Look, I'm still here, you're still
here. He probably just put us in one of these cages cuz he's mad I blew up his machine. " he
reassured Vegeta, who had a scared look on his face.
" It looks just like the "box". " he shivered.
" Aww, no it's not. Look there's light, there's air, there's even a blanket! " Goku
said, pointing to the blanket ontop of them.
" Something smells odd. " Vegeta said, pinching his nose, " In fact, something REEKS! "
" I think it's the blanket. " Goku answered, also trying to ignore the smell.
" Then look under there and see what the heck is causing that stench! "
" No way! It smells too bad! "
" JUST DO IT!!! "
" But Vegeta.. "
" PULL THE BAKA BLANKET OFF!!! " Vegeta shouted at him.
" FINE! " Goku shouted back, then yanked the blanket off. Both saiyajins peered down at
the source, shocked.
" Whoa. " Goku murmured, " Vegeta look! "
Vegeta peeked down, his eyes widened in fear.
" Pretty freaky huh. " Goku grinned at him, " Whadda ya think? "
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! "
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End of Part 1
Vegeta: Why am I screaming?? "
Chuquita: (turns to him) Oh you'll find out in part 2.
Vegeta: (narrows his eyes) It's something bad, isn't it.
Chuquita: Worse than usual.
Vegeta: I hate you.
Chuquita: (hugs him) (happily) No ya don't you silly little midget-ouji!
Vegeta: *snorts*
Chuquita: (to the audiance) Oh well, I gotta get going. There's a carnival tonight and
I have to get ready. Say goo-bye for now Veggiehead!
Vegeta: (waves sarcasticaly) Whenever.
Chuquita: See ya next week everybody!
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week: Why is it everytime I'M having fun it's wrong! -Squidward
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: Hi! Welcome to the corner! I'm here again with my temporary
co-assistant; Veggie!
Vegeta: I hate it when you call me that.
Chuquita: Veggie Veggie Veggie!
Vegeta: SHUT UP!
Chuquita: Anywho, I'm here with a Halloween Fic!
Vegeta: But it's June.
Chuquita: If JCPenney's can have a "Christmas in July sale" then I can have a
"Halloween in June" story.
Vegeta: Whatever.
Chuquita: It doesn't actually occur in June. I'm just writting it now because I had
a little insperation to do so.
Vegeta: That & you're bored.
Chuquita: Hush up or I'll zap your training uniform pink.
Vegeta: (gulps) Oh-kay...
Summary: It's Halloween & Veggie & Goku are out trick-or-treating. But now they've accidently
stumbled upon an old mansion belonging to a mad scientist who's secretly been watching the
saiyajin duo. Now he wants to use them in a brand new fusion experiment that could fuse the 2
permanently in his own twisted way. Will Goku and Veggie be able to escape? Will Chi-Chi & Bura
find them in time to save them and stop Dr. Corkscrew's evil, querky plot? Find out!
Ages: Bura-9
Vegeta: Please tell me you didn't use the words "fuse" and "permanently" in the same
sentence, did you?
Chuquita: Well, looks like I got somebody's attention.
Vegeta: (groans) It's gonna be another one of "those" fics, isn't it?
Chuquita: (rubs him on the head) Yup!
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" RRROARRRR!!! ROARRRR!!! ROOORRRAARR!!! "
" Will you SHUT UP! "
Goku turned to Vegeta as they continued to walk down the street holding pillowcases
full of candy, " But I'm JAWS! I need to roar! "
" I don't care if you're rabid squrrel! Just shut up! " Vegeta yelled at him.
Goku tugged at his shark costume, then grinned at Vegeta, " You're just angry because
you think my costume's cooler than yours; little fairy princess. " he teased as Vegeta's face
turned red.
" _I_ DIDN'T WANT TO WEAR THIS STUPID THING! B-CHAN MADE ME! " Vegeta growled, then
went off into a dazed state, " Little B-chan said I looked perfect...BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU
HAVE THE RIGHT TO INSULT ME! I DEMAND UTTER RESPECT FROM YOU KAKARROT! "
" It's hard to *giggle* respect you when you're wearing a little pink tutu, plastic
fairy wings, a sparkly pink crown & waving a fairy wand around. " Goku giggled.
" I'm glad I destroyed Nappa when I did, " Vegeta grumbled, " I can hear him & Raditsu
laughing at me so hard right now... "
" Don't forget Freezer. " Goku pointed out.
" AHH! WHERE! " Vegeta zipped behind Goku, shaking, " DON'T LET HIM PUT ME IN THE "BOX"
AGAIN! PLEASE DON'T LET HIM PUT ME IN THE BAH-HA-OX!!! " he wailed.
" I was just saying, he's not ACTUALLY here. "
" ... "
" ... "
" Oh. " Vegeta pushed Goku away & dusted himself off, " Come Kakarrot, I want to get this
baka holiday of yours over as soon as possible. "
" Little buddy? "
" What! "
" What's "the box"? "
" Nothing, just a silent, dark little cage Freezer kept in his ship's dungeon for poor,
orphaned little 7 year old ouji's to drive them mad until they succumbed to his whim. " Vegeta
rattled off as they headed down the street to another house.
" Aww, you mean you're an orphan Veggie? " Goku said sadly.
" DID I SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MYSELF! "
" No, but you kind of made it so it sounded like you were talking about yourself. That's
so sad, I remember when Gohan was 7. He would've missed me & Chi-Chi so much if that happened
to-- "
" *DING*DONG* "
" Oh hello! " the woman at the door said. Vegeta elbowed Goku, who instantly forgot what
he was saying @ the smell of candy.
" TRICK OR TREAT! " Goku grinned widely.
" Aww, aren't you, err, unique. " she smiled back at the saiyajins as she tossed some
things into their bags.
" Jaws does not want candy! Jaws wants FLESH! ROAR!! " Goku shouted as the woman
let out a bloodcurtling scream & slammed the door on their faces.
" Nice going Bakarot. " Vegeta hissed, " Now she probably thinks we're nuts! " he
exclaimed as Goku took the candy out of his bag & swallowed it.
" Hey little buddy? What'd you get? I got a snickers & some kit-kats! "
Vegeta took something out of his bag, " I got medication. " he said, then tossed the
little container over his shoulder, " EVERY SINGLE BAKA WE MEET GIVES ME EITHER AN AD FOR THE
SATIN CITY MENTAL HOSPITAL OR A DEPRESSANT! "
" I think it has to do with the little pink heart Bura drew on your cheek. "
" B-CHAN _LIKES_ THAT LITTLE PINK HEART SHE DREW ON MY CHEEK! " he gritted through his
teeth at Goku.
" Where IS Bura anyway? "
" She went with that Onna to your little bald friend's house along with the rest of those
bakayaros. "
" Why didn't you go? "
" BECAUSE Kakarrot, I do NOT want all of your weak, stupid friends to see me in this
fairy costume. "
" Then why are you still wearing it, we're not even anywhere near the others. " Goku
asked.
" B-chan would be so disappointed in me, she'd probably NEVER speak to me again! "
Vegeta exclaimed, then felt something smack him on the side of the head.
" NICE OUTFIT "TINKERBELL"!! " one of several high-school boys said as they sped by in
a convertable.
Vegeta wiped the raw egg off the side of his head, then shot a huge ki blast at the
car, blowing it up within seconds, a smirk on his face, " Heh, that'll teach them to mess with
the saiyajin no oujo! "
Goku raised an eyebrow as a smile curled around his face, " oujO?? "
" I meant OUJI! "
" Whatever you say my sweet "little PRINCESS". " Goku giggled wildly. Vegeta stomped on
Goku's flipper, causing him to cry out in pain.
" CALL ME THAT AGAIN AND I'LL RIP THAT EMPTY HEAD OF YOURS RIGHT OUT OF ITS SOCKET!!! "
Goku felt his now broken foot, " Oh..kay. "
" Hey little buddy, I think we're lost. "
" Nonsense Kakarrot, the great saiyajin no ou-- " he quickly glanced at Goku, who was
whistling innocently to himself, " --_JI_ does not get "lost". "
" Maybe I should call someone. " Goku said aloud, then put his fingers on his forehead,
::Kururin, Kururin can you hear me?::
::Hi, this is Kururin, I'm sorry, I'm not here right now, please leave a message at the
sound of the beep::
" DoH! " Goku said, " I got the machine! "
" Kakarrot, you're using TELEPATHY! THERE _IS_ NO ANSWERING MACHINE!! "
" ...then what did I just--nevermind. " Goku said, then flew up above the forest &
smiled, " HEY VEGETA! UP HERE! I THINK I FOUND A HOUSE! "
" I'm NOT coming up there Kakarrot. " Vegeta folded his arms.
" WHY NOT! "
" BECAUSE I'M WEARING THIS BAKA PINK THING! "
" Nobody's gonna see you up here Vegeta! Come on! " Goku protested. Vegeta heaved a
sigh, then flew up next to him, " See little buddy! No one around for MILES! "
" And on your left is a short man wearing a tutu. "
Vegeta & Goku turned to their right to see a large plane flying past them, various
tourist flashing pictures at the two, blinding them. Goku waved stupidly to them.
" I'M A FISH!! "
Vegeta stood there in shock, then put his head in his hands & shook it, mortified.
Goku sniffed the air as the sweet smell of chocolate filled his nostrils, " Mmmmmm,
CANDY! Come on Veggiebell! We still have 3 more houses to hit! " he said, then flew down towards
an old, rickidy, sinister looking castle.
" "VEGGIEBELL"!!! " Vegeta shouted, then gritted his teeth & blasted down after him,
" KAKARROT!!!! "
" Oooooooooooooooooohhhhhh.... " Goku said, oohing at the dark, dirty, cobweb-covered
castle in front of him as Vegeta landed.
" Heh, "Veggiebell", I'll show him. " he growled to himself as he walked up to Goku &
grabbed him by the neck, " ALRIGHT YOU BAKAYARO! IF YOU MOCK THIS STUPID OUTFIT OF MINE ONE
MORE TIME I'LL BARBAQUE THAT SHARK OF YOURS!!! "
" Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo "
" Kakarrot? "
" Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo "
" KAKARROT! WAKE UP!!! " he screamed, hoisting Goku off the ground by his neck & shaking
him wildly.
" Huh? Oh, hi there Veggierella! Do ya mind letting go of me. " Goku asked as Vegeta
subconsiously dropped him to the ground, " Thanks! That was almost starting to hurt. "
" _ALMOST_!!! " Vegeta shouted, then grabbed Goku & began to shake him by the neck again,
even harder, " WHADDA YOU MEAN _ALMOST_!!! "
" I...mean... " Goku struggled as Vegeta continued to strangle his voicebox, " I..mean.."
" ARE YOU AWARE I COULD DESTROY YOU IF I WANTED KAKARROT!! " Vegeta growled.
" Surrrrrree you could Vegelina. " Goku chuckled, " Just think what Bura'd say if she
found out you killed her best friend's Daddy. *fake sniffle* She'd be heartbroken. "
" Heart--broken? "
" She'd say, "Oh Toussan how could you do something so cruel to Mr. Goten's Daddy" and,
"I'm NEVER speaking to you again you killer". How'd THAT make you feel? " Goku pointed out.
Vegeta felt tears water up in his eyes, " Really...sad..and lonely.. "
" See, wouldn't be better just to put me dow-dow--duh, duh.... " Goku's face turned a
pale white as he turned his head to the right.
" Oh-kay... " Vegeta dropped Goku to the ground, who's eyes widened at the sight in
front of him.
" Vuh, vuh, vuh, Ve--Vegeta!!!! " Goku cried, pointing to the object.
" WHAT! " he said angrily as Goku turned Vegeta's head in the direction of the figure.
" EEK! " Vegeta squealed in fright as he lept into Goku's arms, shaking. Goku stared
at the figure, who came out into the light.
The figure was HUGE. At least 13 feet tall. It had a sloping brow, a bulky body, and
two left hands. It's clothes were sown in patches, the same as it's skin. It's top half a pale
green and it's bottom half bronzed. It's eyes rolled about in it's head, and a conjointed grin
on its face lead to believe it's teeth had orignally belonged to several different people.
" Ka--Ka--Ka--ka... " Vegeta fumbled.
" OH WOW!!! " Goku grinned, " WHATTA COSTUME!!! THERE MUST BE 3, no, 4 PEOPLE IN THAT
THING!!! "
" UNGHA. " the creature leaned towards Goku & Vegeta, " You here for treatment. " it
grunted.
" YEAH! " Goku nodded, " Here that little Snow Veggite, TREATS! "
" Uh, Kaka--WAH!! " Vegeta yelped as the creature grabbed him & Goku, & holding one in
each hand, walked back inside.
" OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY! BIG PEOPLE MEAN BIG CANDY! I BET THEY HAVE A 50 FOOT TALL
PIÑATA FULLA HUMONGOUS 19 FEET LONG TOOTSIE ROLLS!!! " Goku squealed with joy.
" Then WHY do have a frightening, foreboding feeling that something terrible is going
happen? " Vegeta snarled at Goku.
" BECAUSE, my little fairy friend, YOU are a pessimest. You see everything as bad. "
" There's a newsflash... " Vegeta said sarcastically.
" _I_, on the other hand, happen to be an optimist. I think something REALLY REALLY GOOD
is gonna result from this odd, strange creature carrying us into the deep, dark, depths of
oblivion. "
Vegeta watched as a headless rat scuttled by, " For my sake, Kakarrot, you had better
be RIGHT. "
" You sit here. Wait for treatment. " the rather large creature said, plopping Goku &
Vegeta down on an old, moldy couch. The creature grinned awkwardly at them, then stumbled out of
the room & down the hall.
" Oh BOY! He's gonna go get us our super sized candy bars! " Goku said happily, bouncing
up & down on the couch, " I LOOOOOOOOOVE CANDY!!! "
" Kakarrot, I am NOT going to sit here all night waiting for that fat baka to return.
I'm getting out of here. " Vegeta said, then got up off the couch and walked over to the door,
only to feel an electric charge surge through his body, frying him to a crisp. Vegeta wobbled
back over to the couch & sat down, a frustrated look on his face.
Goku sniffed the smokey air around the now fried Vegeta, " Mmm, smores. "
" Oh shut up. "
" MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! "
" ... "
" ... "
Vegeta & Goku turned to the door, which opened to reveal the creature from before, along
with another, shorter figure. He walked into the light & smirked at the two saiyajins.
" Greetings gentlemen. " he said, coming over to the couch, " What 'interesting'
outfits you're wearing. "
" It's Halloween you bonehead. " Vegeta hissed.
" Where's my candy? That big guy said there was gonna be candy! " Goku whined.
" Candy?...OH! CANDY! Of course. " the man said in a sneaky tone, " But first, I'd like
to introduce myself. " he said, extending his hand to Goku, " I am Dr. Corkscrew, the brother of
the great, yet careless, Dr. Gero. "
" GERO! " Goku pulled his hand away, " WHOA! NO KIDDING!? "
" No, I am not one to joke with you. I'm sure JiJi did a good job of helping you here. "
Dr. Corkscrew said to the big creature, " He really is a nice fellow, isn't he. " he smirked.
" Well, I guess. " Goku answered.
" JiJi, I'd like you to meet Goku & Vegeta. " Dr. Corkscrew said as the creature leered
over them. He bent down to their height & grinned.
" Pretty lady. " he slurred, poking Vegeta.
" I AM NOT A LADY YOU BAKAYARO!!! " Vegeta yelled, smacking JiJi across the face with his
wand, " _I_ AM THE GREAT SAIYAJIN NO OUJI! "
" Hee-hee...she's pret-ty... " the creature said in it's slow, dazed voice as it leaned
towards him. Vegeta slid towards the opposite end of the couch, a disqusted look on his face.
" KAKARROT! YOU'RE ABOUT AS STUPID AS THIS IDIOT; _YOU_ TELL HIM I'M A GUY!!! " he
shouted.
" I dunno, *giggle*, I think you two make a *snicker*, cute couple! " Goku burst into
laughter. Vegeta grabbed him by the collar & pulled Goku down to his height.
" KAKARROT, WE ARE LEAVING _NOW_!!! "
" But, but my candy... "
" NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR BAKA CANDY! " Vegeta screamed, then felt himself behing lifted
upwards & glanced over his shoulder to see the creature holding him up.
" She's like a lit-tle doll. " JiJi said, giving Vegeta another one of his creepy smiles.
Vegeta gulped, then went SSJ2 & began to shoot ki blasts at the creature with his free
arm, which didn't seem to phase the creature in the least. Vegeta stopped and turned his
attention to getting out of its grasp.
" Make the pret-ty lights go A-gain. " JiJi said to Vegeta, who narrowed his eyes at the
creature.
" FOOL! I'M NOT HERE TO ENTETAIN YOU! " he snarled.
" Yes JiJi, Vegeta is here for a more, "important" purpose. " Dr. Corkscrew said.
" You bad lit-tle girl. Make lights go NOW! " JiJi growled as Vegeta felt sweat pouring
down his nervous face.
" NO! "
JiJi clutched Vegeta tighter & began to shake him back & forth furiously, " Don't you
make me an-ger-ry! "
" JIJI! DOWN! " Dr. Corkscrew demanded as JiJi dropped Vegeta onto the floor.
" YOU'RE TRYING TO USE THAT _THING_ TO MURDER ME!!! " Vegeta screamed at Dr. Corkscrew.
" Oh, you wouldn't be any good to me dead. JiJi was just being friendly, " he said
casually, " Isn't that right JiJi. "
JiJi bent down to Vegeta & patted him on the head, " I still think your pret-ty lit-tle
fairy. " he grinned.
Goku got down off the couch & went over to JiJi & shook his hand, " It's okay, Veggie
forgives ya, right little buddy? " he smiled at Vegeta, who held his arms closely to his
chest & stomach protectively, a slightly frightened look in his eyes.
Goku continued to shake JiJi's hand, " Yeah, you're not a bad guy, are you! " he said,
then cried out in pain as JiJi squeezed down upon Goku's hand.
" KAKARROT! " Vegeta gasped as Dr. Corkscrew put his hand on Vegeta's shoulder.
" Don't you worry Vegeta, JiJi won't hurt him. He is one of my first products. " Dr.
Corkscrew began as Goku finally managed to yank his hand away, then blew on it & moved his
fingers, trying to get the numbness out of his hand.
" You see Son Goku, Vegeta, I am a scientist, though, not as modernized as my brother,
I possess more knowledge and insight to the world of artifical creation. Here, I do not create
with metal, but with what nature provides me. JiJi here has been my first fused product. "
Goku blinked, confused, " Fused?? "
" Of course, I've gotten much more advanced since he was created, now, if you'll follow
me, I'd like to show you two some VERY interesting creations of mine. "
Goku thought for a moment, " Will there be candy? "
" Of course Son Goku. There'll be, LOTS of candy for you to eat. " Dr. Corkscrew chuckled
, " You too Vegeta. " he glanced at the prince, " I'm sure that not getting any candy from
anyone tonight's made a bit cranky. "
" Uh, right. " Vegeta scratched his head, perplexed, then peeked over his shoulder
see the creature softly petting the ouji's hair, " Kah, kah, KAKARROT!! " he made a mad dash for
Goku, " WAIT FOR ME!! "
" Aww, here kitty kitty kitty! " Goku cooed as he stared at a small cat in one of the
cages oh the wall while Dr. Corkscrew & Vegeta continued down the corridor. The cat turned to
face him, revealing the left side of its body to be half of a salmon, " AHH! "
" VEGGIE! VEGGIE! " Goku cried, running over to Vegeta & grabbing him by the arm, " YOU
HAVE TO SEE THIS! " he said frantically, pulling Vegeta over to the cage, " LOOK! "
" Yes Kakarrot, that is a cat. Earthlings keep them as pets. Big deal. " he said
sarcastically as the cat went over to it's waterbowl, exposing it's left side.
" Oh DENDE! " Vegeta murmured.
" Ahh, yes, another one of my successful subjects. " Dr. Corkscrew said as he stood
inbetween the two saiyajins, " This is Kitty. She's a, excuse the term, Catfish. "
" Catfish, right... " Vegeta said, an eerie air about the room.
" WOW! " Goku said in awe, " YOU _MADE_ THAT!! "
" Yes, yes I did. " the doctor said with an evil glimmer in his eye.
" I bet you could fuse ANYTHING you wanted huh? " Goku said excitedly.
" Umm-hmm. There are many different ways to fuse two "subjects" together, and many points
of fusion on the body to work with. " he cackled as Vegeta gulped.
" Hey little buddy, whadda you get when you cross a sub with a PB&J? " Goku joked.
" I don't care. "
" A SUBmarine SANDWICH! "
" Kami take me now... " Vegeta groaned.
" Now, if you'll walk this way, I'd like to show you two, exactly HOW I can accomplish
this feat on some test subjects of mine. "
" Can't we just take the homeboard game instead? " Vegeta sighed, unimpressed.
" Oh trust me, this is much more interesting then you think it will be, MUCH more
indead, err, indeed. " Dr. Corkscrew fumbled, then opened a door which lead to a humongous,
Frankenstein-esque room.
" PRESENTING! MY LABORATORY! " he announced as Goku stood there, ooohing alongside
Vegeta, who shook violently from the cold, " Ingenius, isn't it! "
" Well, it's not like Onna's lab at all, it's just so-- "
" --creepy. " Goku finished, then looked around, " Say Doc, I'm kinda curious, where're
the test subjects of yours anyway? " he asked as Vegeta jolted up.
Something in the ouji's mind instantly clicked as he took a quick glance about the room,
::There is NO ONE else in here, in fact, that door behind me is the only way ou--:: Vegeta
turned around & shrieked to find the door they had entered through had now disappeared, " Wha,
wha, where, wha, WHERE'S THERE DOOR!!! "
" What door? " Doctor Corkscrew said, putting on some rubber gloves & an operation mask.
::He's going to use US as the TEST SUBJECTS!!:: Vegeta yelped, then narrowed his eyes at
the doctor & brought up what little courage he had left, " WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU UP TO! " he
yelled at Corkscrew, " IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT EXPERIMENTING ON _ME_ THEN YOU HAVE A DEATH
WISH!!! " he went SSJ2.
" Oh please, calm down, I'm not "experimenting" on you Vegeta. "
" AND ANOTHER THING! HOW DO YOU KNOW OUR NAMES! "
" My brother told me all about his mindnumbing plot of his. You know, the one to take
DNA from the greatest warriors & combine them, blah blah etc; well, there happened to be a slight
"flaw" in his plan, if you get what I mean. " Doctor Corkscrew said, " By merely combining DNA
he would still have to worry about the actual fighters themselves. But I thought, why not
combine those the DNA belonged to in the first place. That way, you wouldn't have to worry that
anyone else could possibly match your creation in strength. " he snickered, then looked at
Goku & Vegeta, " You know, I've been watching you two inparticular for sometime. You're both
quite unbeatable senshi. " he said, " In fact, I have had the pleasure of seeing you two fuse
once in the past. "
::Oh no..here it comes!:: Vegeta's eyes widened.
" And THAT'S why I would like to *ahem*, " he pressed a button on one of the machines,
which instantly strapped the two saiyajins down to two sepreate boards, " experiment on you. "
" AHH! " Vegeta shrieked.
" I have one question to ask you first. " Goku said in a serious tone, then broke into
a grin, " Will we still get our candy? "
" ACK! " Dr. Corkscrew facefaulted, " Of course, of course. You'll get all the candy
you like! "
" WEE-HEE! " Goku shouted.
" You're, going to try to, "FUSE" us! " Vegeta gawked.
" My dear prince, not "try", I AM going to fuse you. " he smirked.
" IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO LET YOU FUSE ME TO THAT BAKAYARO OVER THERE THAN YOU'RE
CRAZY!!! "
" WELL THAT'S TOO BAD VEGETA! I'M GOING TO FUSE YOU WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! "
Goku raised his hand, " Don't I have a say in this? "
" NO! "
" NO! "
" ... "
" Boys, this will be unlike any other fusion Kaio-san can teach you. I will control what
will go where, I will control which one of you it will look like most, I will control your every
thought and action. You will be fused, permanently. " an evil grin crept up his face.
" Pemanently? " Vegeta said in a small voice & turned to his left to Goku.
" Twinkle Twinkle little star! How I wonder what you are... " Goku sang happily.
Vegeta whipped around, back to the doctor, " YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!! "
" Oh, but I am, don't worry, I'm sure you'll both get along fine. " he said, then pushed
in another button.
" KAKA-CHAN!! KAKA-CHAN DO SOMETHING!!! " Vegeta wailed, tears streaming down his cheeks.
Goku glanced over at Vegeta, confused, " Little buddy, are you oh-kay? You're crying. "
" HAVEN'T YOU BEEN PAYING ATTENTION BAKA! HE'S GOING TO FUSE US!!!! " Vegeta said
angrily.
" Oh calm down! I'm not ready to fuse you yet. " Dr. Corkscrew yelled, then smiled,
" We're going to have to probe you first. "
Vegeta's pupils widened to the size of saucerpans, " PROBE! I DON'T WANT TO BE PROBED!!!
I WON'T LET YOU ANYWHERE NEAR ME WITH-- " he stopped as Dr. Corkscrew opened a draw to reveal
a threshold of bloody, rusty, sharp & pecliuarly-shaped operation instraments, " ...those,
things. " he said, feeling his heart skip a beat.
" Silly Vegeta, I'M not going to be the one probing you. " he chuckled, " My assistant
is. "
" Assistant? " he said flatly.
A familiar figure entered from behind the bookcase; Vegeta's face turned green.
" You remember JiJi, don't you. " Corkscrew smiled as Vegeta nodded weakly.
" Hi lady! " JiJi waved to Vegeta, who had a feeling of helplessness wash over his body.
" Don't worry Vegeta, I won't let him hurt you. JiJi's actually very fragile with my
patients. " he said as JiJi grabbed one of the sharp, rusty instraments out of the drawer &
headed towards Vegeta, who was trying his best to keep from bursting into tears as the creature
came closer, " Don't worry, he knows exactly what he's doing. "
Vegeta watched as the rusty instrament neared his body, and unable to contain his fear
any longer, let out an earpiercing scream.
" MOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! "
" I feel so...violated. " Vegeta continued to shiver, Goku shaking from fright in the
same way.
" Me too. " Goku said in a small voice, " Whatever "violated" means. "
" Oh hush up you big babies! " Dr. Corkscrew repremanded, " If I had known you were both
so afraid of a little body probing I wouldn't have chosen you to fused in the first place. "
" You mean you're going to let us go? " Goku said with big, innocent eyes.
" NO I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU GO! YOU AREN'T LEAVING HERE IN 2 PIECES! " he screamed at
the now costumeless saiyajins, who were presently in nothing but their boxers. Goku's red &
Vegeta's blue.
The doctor walked up to his machine & started to enter in some data, then turned on the
electricity flowing through the sides of the boards Goku & Vegeta were strapped to.
" KAKARROT! QUICK! BLAST HIM!!! BLAST HIM NOW!!! " Vegeta yelled, " YOUR ARMS ARE LONGER
THAN MINE! YOU CAN MOVE THEM MORE THAN I CAN! "
" But Vegeta! "
" DO IT NOW KAKARROT OR WE'RE GOING TO BE SHARING A LOT MORE THAN OUR HALLOWEEN CANDY! "
Goku raised his arm & formed a ball of ki, then felt a slight pain stretching throughout
it. He gulped, seeing a small, round machine floating next to him, injecting something into his
arm with a needle, " It's a, a, a, nee-nee NEEDLE!! AHH! " he screamed, panicing, his vision
beginning to blur, Goku glanced at Vegeta, who was also trying to keep from falling asleep,
" Vegeta, I can't see.."
" JUST THROW IT BEFORE HE-- " Vegeta stopped, knocked out from the chemical injected into
his body.
Goku tossed the ki against the main computer, then fainted as well. Dr. Corkscrew watched
in horror as the ki slammed into his machine.
" YOU FOOL! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! " he screamed, then fell backwards as the machine
exploded in a puff off smoke & electricity, causing a blackout, " MY CREATION! HOW COULD YOU DO
THIS TO ME!! " he cried, then ran over to the fusebox & turned the lights back on. Dr. Corkscrew
tried to push away the smoke, making his way back over to Goku & Vegeta. The smoke cleared as
Dr. Corkscrew walked towards the now one board in the middle of the room, " OH NO! " he gasped,
" HE MUST'VE HIT THE MAIN POWER SWITCH! " he said, looking Goku & Vegeta over, " It didn't have
enough time to finish! Now I'm going to lose DAYS fixing my machine over you two, err, one, err,
one and a half. " he scratched his head as he stared at the unconsious saiyajins, " Well, at
least how very compatible this fusion will be. You went MUCH faster than I thought. " Corkscrew
said to himself, then turned to the creature, " JiJi, I'd like you to take Go, uh, Ve, umm, take
them to one of the cells. I'm going to have to keep them there until I can fix my machine to
complete the fusion. "
" Kay... " JiJi grinned, then picked Goku & Vegeta up and headed back out towards the
walls full of caged, fused creatures & dumped them into an empty one. He grabbed a nearby
blanket & covered the two; closed the cage door & left.
" Ohhhhhh... " Vegeta moaned, rubbing his head, " Wha, wha happened? " he said, dazed.
Vegeta glanced at the blanket covering & Goku, then turned to the other saiyajin, who was now
snoring unbearably loud, " OH WAKE UP KAKARROT!!! " he screamed, shaking him.
" Huh, wha? " Goku said, tired; then noticing Vegeta, perked up, " Oh! Hi little buddy! "
he said happily, then looked around, " Where are we? "
Vegeta took a quick look around nervously, " We're in one of those cages we saw on the
way in... " he said in a small voice.
" I guess I saved us after all. " Goku concluded, " Look, I'm still here, you're still
here. He probably just put us in one of these cages cuz he's mad I blew up his machine. " he
reassured Vegeta, who had a scared look on his face.
" It looks just like the "box". " he shivered.
" Aww, no it's not. Look there's light, there's air, there's even a blanket! " Goku
said, pointing to the blanket ontop of them.
" Something smells odd. " Vegeta said, pinching his nose, " In fact, something REEKS! "
" I think it's the blanket. " Goku answered, also trying to ignore the smell.
" Then look under there and see what the heck is causing that stench! "
" No way! It smells too bad! "
" JUST DO IT!!! "
" But Vegeta.. "
" PULL THE BAKA BLANKET OFF!!! " Vegeta shouted at him.
" FINE! " Goku shouted back, then yanked the blanket off. Both saiyajins peered down at
the source, shocked.
" Whoa. " Goku murmured, " Vegeta look! "
Vegeta peeked down, his eyes widened in fear.
" Pretty freaky huh. " Goku grinned at him, " Whadda ya think? "
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! "
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End of Part 1
Vegeta: Why am I screaming?? "
Chuquita: (turns to him) Oh you'll find out in part 2.
Vegeta: (narrows his eyes) It's something bad, isn't it.
Chuquita: Worse than usual.
Vegeta: I hate you.
Chuquita: (hugs him) (happily) No ya don't you silly little midget-ouji!
Vegeta: *snorts*
Chuquita: (to the audiance) Oh well, I gotta get going. There's a carnival tonight and
I have to get ready. Say goo-bye for now Veggiehead!
Vegeta: (waves sarcasticaly) Whenever.
Chuquita: See ya next week everybody!